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Cymru am byth
May 22nd, 2007, 05:19 PM
and this time it was manslaughter:mad2:

Apparently while i was out in the garden during my birthday party someone took my newest Chilean Rose out of it's tank and was fucking around trying to scare people, they dropped the spider from about 4 1/2 feet onto a wooden floor and quickly and quietly picked it up and put it back. The next day all seemed fine when I put water and crickets into the tank but today i checked the water again and the poor fucker is dead, the drop had ruptured it's abdomen and all it's internal fluids had leaked out. I don't know who it was but i'll find out, bastards:mad2: .

Quackers
May 22nd, 2007, 07:55 PM
Aww, unlucky, you don't seem to have much luck with pets.

asdf
May 22nd, 2007, 11:59 PM
and this time it was manslaughter:mad2:

Apparently while i was out in the garden during my birthday party someone took my newest Chilean Rose out of it's tank and was fucking around trying to scare people, they dropped the spider from about 4 1/2 feet onto a wooden floor and quickly and quietly picked it up and put it back. The next day all seemed fine when I put water and crickets into the tank but today i checked the water again and the poor fucker is dead, the drop had ruptured it's abdomen and all it's internal fluids had leaked out. I don't know who it was but i'll find out, bastards:mad2: .

Stupid fucks...

Punch them in the face with a pair of brass knuckles.

Snuff.
May 23rd, 2007, 08:00 AM
Shit, sorry to hear it. There's probly FA you could've done had you known anyways, if that's any consolation.

Oh, and remember not to leave any marks! :D

Josh85
May 23rd, 2007, 08:16 AM
What the fuck type of spider is that?

Pics please!!!

Snuff.
May 23rd, 2007, 09:55 AM
http://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/0/01/Tarantula.jpg/300px-Tarantula.jpg

loadrunner
May 23rd, 2007, 10:13 AM
Why are people affraid for those spiders? they can't eat you... :S

I was on a banana farm 4 years ago. the owner showed a spider like it in a glass box... everyone took back 5 steps. But didn't they know, these spiders were everywhere, between the banana? Oh one of those bit me, nothing happend, it was a bit unpleasent feeling for about a minute. I'm still alive. :)

Quackers
May 23rd, 2007, 10:34 AM
Peope are scared of them cos their vile, thye have fangs, too many legs, are hairy and those horrid webs.

Tbh, if someone tried to scare me with their pet spider i'd stamp on it, they are pests not pets in my opinion.

Dosage
June 18th, 2007, 10:41 PM
Just in case that happens again (Hoping it doesn't) and you do notice leaking, try superglue. It might sound ridiculous, but it works and it's safe. And for once I agree with asdf. Brass knuckles are the way to go.

Dosage
June 18th, 2007, 10:46 PM
Why are people affraid for those spiders? they can't eat you... :S

I was on a banana farm 4 years ago. the owner showed a spider like it in a glass box... everyone took back 5 steps. But didn't they know, these spiders were everywhere, between the banana? Oh one of those bit me, nothing happend, it was a bit unpleasent feeling for about a minute. I'm still alive. :)
My brother used to work in the produce dept. at a grocery store, and one day a giant fucking spider came running out of a carton of grapes from Chile. The store manager saw it, stomped on it, and when he lifted his foot, the fucker ran away. Department of Agriculture had to be called in, the store was closed for three weeks, and from what I understand, the farm in Chile along with the exporter were closed down as well. Turns out it was a bird-eating spider, which jumps out of rainforest trees, grabs birds from midair and plummets to the ground holding said bird, landing uninjured. Hence running away after being stomped on by a grown man.

brownbearclan
June 19th, 2007, 01:23 AM
AHHHHH SPIDERS!!!! (RUNS AND HIDES)

Man I really really don't like those huge spiders. Grasshoppers freak my shit too lol.

Sorry to hear about your "loss." (sigh of relief)

verticalkiller
June 19th, 2007, 10:25 AM
Aww that sucks, poor thing. I almost bought one of those black hairy ones, whats their name, you know the popular ones, then I realized I hate spiders. Just the other day one about the size of a quarter came at me from under a clothes rail and I chased it down the hallway and put a glass vase on top of it. Unfortunatly the vase had a bit of space on the bottom of it, so I did it again and suffocated the little fucker for about 2 days. I was too scared to lift the vase and step on him. then I had nightmares of the same spider for days afterward, but he was bigger and no matter how many times I hit him with books he wouldn't die. Once again, sorry for your loss.

Heero Valentine
June 19th, 2007, 11:32 AM
isn't it spiderslaughter? nvm....

Haseknumber39
June 19th, 2007, 11:45 AM
i dont think many people are aware that s/he been dead for 3 weeks

Rest In Peace ......

Jegar
June 19th, 2007, 04:33 PM
Too bad it wasn't a snake, then you could yell "We got motherfuckin snakes!" and throw it out the window

Heero Valentine
June 20th, 2007, 01:20 AM
guy who killed your spider: this salad is great, what's in it.
you: my dead spider
guy: *chokes*

Monstermash
June 20th, 2007, 02:57 AM
Your one mad Welshman Cymru :) Spiders are so hairy and I don't like those little beedy eyes they got, they freak me out, they scare me and I'm a monster!

SnakeBabe
June 26th, 2007, 10:23 AM
I’m sorry

Hugs and Hissessss,
Maria