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asdf
June 4th, 2007, 08:26 AM
Shart - a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart. (blend of "shit" and "fart")

Big Ozzie
June 4th, 2007, 09:39 AM
eeeeeeewwwwwwwww....Lumps in the ol' Crack!!!

What if it was jest a Fart Bubble stuck between ya Cheeks?

jaba
June 4th, 2007, 12:03 PM
Yes. I blame the tablets I'm on.

AllisterFiend
June 4th, 2007, 02:02 PM
Ew, no.

Heero Valentine
June 4th, 2007, 02:10 PM
no, but my lil brother seems to shart a lot lately

Big Ozzie
June 4th, 2007, 02:22 PM
ROFL......Two Liars in the Poll so far !

antifreeze
June 4th, 2007, 04:44 PM
Yes i did it once in my work truck. I hid my boxers under the seat and forgot about them. Someone found them.

Dennis
June 4th, 2007, 07:46 PM
Yep
Anybody who says they haven't,
is probably a lier.

Dennis
June 4th, 2007, 07:48 PM
Yes. I blame the tablets I'm on.

Shit jaba
your full of it.

jaba
June 5th, 2007, 06:36 AM
Shit jaba
your full of it.
Thanks Dennis.
I was starting to worry unduly about this. :xyxthumbs:

Raidenator
June 5th, 2007, 01:57 PM
I swear to god I sharted on a date once. I went into the bathroom to let out a little air from the ol' tire and bam, poop. I hopped into one of the stalls, wiped, and then flushed my boxers down the toilet. I was ok after that but I ended the night soon after.

Cymru am byth
June 5th, 2007, 02:20 PM
Everyone "follows through" every now and then like when you have the squirts and you sneeze and fart at the same time, or would that be a sneshart?

AllisterFiend
June 5th, 2007, 02:54 PM
I really never have lol

maybe when I was a baby? :1orglaugh:

Rocker Kid
June 5th, 2007, 02:58 PM
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/emot-barf.gif

brownbearclan
June 7th, 2007, 06:12 AM
Who hasn't!? Anyone who voted no on that is lying lol.