Best places to scratch?

[Snuff.]

Balls.

Hands down. You know when you have to lift your sack to get that perfect angle? Bliiiss.

[Haseknumber39]

LOL

i also like to itch my balls

[Cymru am byth]

Back, but the only trouble is once you scratch one part, you have to do the rest, i've got a great bamboo back scratcher with a massage ball on the other end:D
Yeah there is a certain satifaction in scratching your nuts:1orglaugh:

[loadrunner]

Do you have a itchy place on your balls, you can't find?

[Cymru am byth]

Do you have a itchy place on your balls, you can't find?

That would be a crab running around your sack and dodging you fingers:1orglaugh: :1bluewinky:

[asdf]

If your on a heavy dose of morphine, I would say the back or nose. Any other time would be the testes satchel.

[Snuff.]

^ When I'm nodding out my hands don't leave my boxers.

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Back, but the only trouble is once you scratch one part, you have to do the rest, i've got a great bamboo back scratcher with a massage ball on the other end
Yeah there is a certain satifaction in scratching your nuts

I use a spaghetti server for them hard to reach places. :p

Just don't get carried away.

...Or put it back in the drawer before washing it.

[loadrunner]

you can use your partners electric toothbrush too

[Jegar]

...Or put it back in the drawer before washing it.

Yummie, nutsack pasta

[loadrunner]

Don't need to add salt in the boiling water.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Balls.

Hands down. You know when you have to lift your sack to get that perfect angle? Bliiiss.

Scratching your balls doesn't really work. You have to use the "pinch and roll" technique. :)

[Raidenator]

Scratching your balls doesn't really work. You have to use the "pinch and roll" technique. :)

Lmao. It depends on if you're sitting down though. If I'm sitting I can usually stretch the skin a little so that it's taught enough to scratch. Or there's also the skin nearest to the guch on the underside of the sack which is a good place.

[Proto69]

Scratching your balls doesn't really work. You have to use the "pinch and roll" technique. :)
EH? and I thought I was the only one... lol

[tgd_02]

best fucking thread
EVER

[spunkyfistbisquit]

and the survey says - balls!
hands down - no pun intended!

just pinch a piece of the hairy walnut, stretch and scratch
LMFAO

[antifreeze]

^ When I'm nodding out my hands don't leave my boxers.

...That didn't come out right, did it?



Yeah why is that. If i fall asleep on my couch and it is cold, my hands go down my pants. And then I wake up with a hard on and there is ppl in the living room.

[loadrunner]

Oh I hate it, when I sleep under a sheet only, and I wake up with a hard one, and someone enters my room.... :WAAH:

[Snuff.]

I hate having to wake up to pull my nuts out from between my legs in the middle of the night because they're getting cramped. I'm seriously considering taping my balls to my stomach to get a good night's sleep.