Words that sound dirty but aren't

[SolarBear]

masticate
uvula
crotchety
joystick
pussywillow

cockpit
asinine
cummerbund
seersucker
bushman
manhole
Lichtenstein
Bangkok
rumpus room
hardball
seaman
breaststroke
Uranus
willy-nilly
penal
hardwood
coccyx
hoary
posse
shortcomings
angina
rectify
vacillate
diction

[Borro]

If you plant your dickweeds near the pussywillows you'll get cumquats.

[_booted_]

I think somebody posted this a while back, but anyway

Websites that sound dirty, but aren`t:

Site: TheRapistFinder.com
Is really: TherapistFinder.com (directory of therapists)

Site: ExpertSexChange.net
Is really: ExpertsExchange.net (data base experts site)

Site: WhorePresents.com
Is really: WhoRepresents.com (directory of agents and who they represent)

Site: PowerGenitalia.com
Is really: PowergenItalia.com (Italian power company)

Site: MolestationNursery.com
Is really: MoleStationNursery.com (a plant nursery in Mole Station, Australia)

[Jegar]

Site: TheRapistFinder.com
Is really: TherapistFinder.com (directory of therapists)


Lol!

[Resistance]

If you plant your dickweeds near the pussywillows you'll get cumquats.


:1orglaugh: !

[Resistance]

I think somebody posted this a while back, but anyway

Websites that sound dirty, but aren`t:

Site: TheRapistFinder.com
Is really: TherapistFinder.com (directory of therapists)

Site: ExpertSexChange.net
Is really: ExpertsExchange.net (data base experts site)

Site: WhorePresents.com
Is really: WhoRepresents.com (directory of agents and who they represent)

Site: PowerGenitalia.com
Is really: PowergenItalia.com (Italian power company)

Site: MolestationNursery.com
Is really: MoleStationNursery.com (a plant nursery in Mole Station, Australia)

:1orglaugh:

[Skyhigh]

Haahaahaa, I love the dirty website post.

[MontysDouble]

If you plant your dickweeds near the pussywillows you'll get cumquats.:40:

[Anony-mous]

bumfuck

[MontysDouble]

Doggerel.
Manchester.
A bum steer.

[Cymru am byth]

blue tit
great tit
shag
swallow
bustard
boobie - All birds:D

shunt
chitty

[MontysDouble]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w70/jenaylynnbrat/100_2052.jpg
Thong.

[_booted_]

The street round the corner from me is called 'Cockshot Lane'

[Borro]

Anyone said pussy yet?

[BustA]

what an informative thread

[Borro]

dick
pecker
balls
head
facial

[SolarBear]

commensurate
facial cream
sacrum
manhandle
titillate
ramification
succumb
homo erectus
woodpecker

[SolarBear]

seminary
sects
rapier
pu pu platter
thespian

[jaba]

The street round the corner from me is called 'Cockshot Lane'Hehe - Tongue Lane here! :smokin:

[Borro]

that looks like a nice area...which house is yours? lol

[jaba]

that looks like a nice area...which house is yours? lolLol! Cheeky tw_t! :smokin:

[Borro]

Google Earth is so cool.

[Pete Schweddy]

Schweddy Balls. I would love to put your Schweddy balls in my mouth.

[jaba]

Schweddy Balls. I would love to put your Schweddy balls in my mouth.For Pete's sake! :omg:

[MontysDouble]

Country:

Ham. Ladie, shall I lye in your Lap?
Ophe. No my Lord

Ham. I meane, my Head vpon your Lap?
Ophe. I my Lord

Ham. Do you thinke I meant Country matters?
Ophe. I thinke nothing, my Lord

Ham. That's a faire thought to ly betweene Maids legs
Ophe. What is my Lord?
Ham. NothingDare I say it about The Bard, but ROFLcopters! :40:

[Snuff.]

Eurythmics.

Reminds of when you need to piss such a large volume that your bladder starts dancing in your abdomen to pass the time.

[jaba]

Eurythmics.

Reminds of when you need to piss such a large volume that your bladder starts dancing in your abdomen to pass the time.Urithamics lolz! :xyxthumbs:

[psycho_terror]

The street round the corner from me is called 'Cockshot Lane'

there's a school nearby me called "cockshut hill" :1orglaugh:

my contributions to this thread are "aerosol" and "who're". pretty basic i know.

[MontysDouble]

Thaumaturgy: Magic or an inquisitively perverse opposable digit?

[HeyBuddy]

http://sharedspace.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/kids-exchange.jpg

http://www.KidSexChange.net/

[Snuff.]

Here`s one someone showed me the other day:



http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k183/snufftelect/Lickable.jpg




:eek7:


What were the Ad Department thinking?

[loadrunner]

now some foodproducts:

Spotted dick
cumberland sauce
nuts & twigs cereal
old fashioned grease & weasel
lug nuts

and some pics


http://hubpages.com/u/55516_f120.jpg
http://hubpages.com/u/55443_f120.jpg
http://hubpages.com/u/55507_f120.jpg
http://hubpages.com/u/55454_f120.jpg

[MontysDouble]

What were the Ad Department thinking?You know, that advertisement is actually disturbed... don't go there.

[SolarBear]

More food products, from engrish.com. (http://www.engrish.com)
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/fragrant_nuts.jpghttp://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/homosausage.jpg
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/pecker.jpghttp://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/steaming-cock.jpg

[MontysDouble]

Jerkin,
Bodkin,
Willikers,

Spatterdash:
1: Long gaiter of cloth used to protect the trousers while riding.
2: The condition of one's car's instrument panel upon taking too much snuff.
3: Adj: Conspicuously impractical eg: Cyril's chaps were spatterdash given the weather during Mardi Gras.

[MontysDouble]

In the immortal words of the not-so-immortal Duke Nukem:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Zippozeppo/IMG_0124.jpg

Come get some.

[Nanabunga]

perkynana. I like that.

:xyxthumbs:

sometimes on cold mornings I'm a perky nana.

[MontysDouble]

Ah- I didn't even think of the Nanabunga angle to the name- I just saw the thing at the supermarket this arvo and immediately thought of this thread, 'cos I'm weird like that. ;)

I bought the thing, and I don't even like chocolate much!

Feel free to use it as a sig...

[Nanabunga]

Feel free to use it as a sig...

Thanks ! I think I just might.

:xyxthumbs:

[Heero Valentine]

banana flavoured chocalate with dairy milk...who eats this?

[loadrunner]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n16/coolcop_9/cereal.jpg


don't know if this one is nasty, but it sounds fun
http://www.2heartsvending.2hearts.biz/images/welch's2.jpg

[Heero Valentine]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n16/coolcop_9/cereal.jpg

o.O k...no more eating kellogg's for me...

[Cymru am byth]

Nozzle
Firkin
Butternut squash:eek7:
frolick

[jbb]

I can't believe no one on here has mentioned the illegal in America, yet legal in Mexico sport of two roosters put into a ring and made to attack each other !
If you didn't know the above definition a "Cockfight" would seem rather homosexual.

[jbb]

and how about the medical "cervical collar" heheh. And my job buys bic pens buy the box that are covered in some type of soft material and labeled the pen as a "soft feel" nothing like asking the big rookie cop that has to work the office for the day if he will give you a "soft feel" and then observe the look on his face ! ! !

[footballbat]

lollygag

[jbb]

blowback

[jbb]

override

[jbb]

relief valve

[jbb]

main drain

[jbb]

hard drive, floppy, cache

[jbb]

snatch

[Cymru am byth]

Post whore :eek7:

[Nanabunga]

anal retentive

[Nanabunga]

grease nipple

[HeyBuddy]

duty

Whenever someone says that word, I hear "doody".

[loadrunner]

doody... lal


Hawdy doody ;)
http://www.lelands.com/App_Themes/Images/Auctions_Images/605/thumbnails_bidding/38137f.jpg

[jbb]

Tight end, pig skin, rebate, coccyx, is this better oh mighty one ?

[jbb]

double tap . . . Ask me about that one, it's a firearms term.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

whammy bar

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

ballcock

http://z.about.com/d/homerepair/1/0/W/6/-/-/diaphragm_ballcock_tank2.jpg

well I guess technically that is dirty because you shit in a toilet

[jbb]

hand crank, pulley, melon baller, meat grinder, hand loader, meat sauce.

[jbb]

spunk, spunky . . . leatherman, warning shot, cock pit (may be a repeat). . . sway bar, drain cock, skill shot, slap shot, free throw.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

pianist
fisticuffs
testy
meat thermometer
softball

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Rusty Cuntz
http://www.flumesday.com/images/sportsnames2/rustykuntz.jpg

Dick Pole
http://www.flumesday.com/images/sportsnames2/dickpole.jpg

Harry Colon
http://www.flumesday.com/images/sportsnames2/harrycolon.JPG

[jbb]

hardball,
scruples,
molars
clavicle
dew claw

[jbb]

nascar driver "Dick Trickel" there is also a car dealer here named "buz post "

[jbb]

Slime coat, snail track, beaver, gummi worm, slo poke,

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

filibuster
poop deck
crotchety
cummins (diesel)
power stroke (diesel)

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Balzac
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/HBalzac.jpg/200px-HBalzac.jpg

*not to be confused with Balsac The Jaws of Death :1orglaugh:
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p95/nodle_93/balsac.png

[jbb]

filibuster
poop deck
crotchety
cummins (diesel)
power stroke (diesel)

You left out chevy's diesel , . . . duramax

[jbb]

"Hole in one"
Hard foul
cream rinse
speed loader

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Duramax does kinda sound like a giant "sanitary napkin" :omg:

[footballbat]

petcock

http://www.ls1howto.com/howto/fbody/camswap/pics/thumbs/020drainradiator.jpg

[loadrunner]

Turtlewax

[T-Lovin-Man]

How about Spongebob

[_booted_]

http://www.nexternal.com/whitewhale/images/tandghobnobs1.jpg

[SolarBear]

Turtlewax

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/7282/60203368uw2.jpg

[jbb]

Mastoid

[MontysDouble]

Cock
Double handed grip
Flash in the pan
Minuteman

[MontysDouble]

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

[boo_cocky]

Caucasian.

[Cymru am byth]

mass debate

[_booted_]

I thought I'd revive this because I thought of another one earlier..

Cockermouth http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=cockermouth&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wl

[Borro]

shaft
backdoor
sanchez
liquor
poker
balls
nuts
pussycat
Uranus

[T-Lovin-Man]

stickler?
prick
Dicks
rod
pole
meatwagon

[cheese muffin]

My pen is huge

[halo420]

everyone calls those portable memory sticks
*pin drives
*thumb drives
*memory stick
*flash drive

but one of my friends calls it a
*slip drive

it sounds so dirty be doesnt believe us

[HeyBuddy]

Piggly Wiggly