Talk Sex with T-Lovin

[T-Lovin-Man]

In Honor of Sue Johansen of "Talk Sex with Sue" fame.....I have decided to follow in her footsteps (Yeah right) and give everyone answers to questions they have pertaining to sex, the human anatomy....sexual positions....you name it. This is an open discussion forum so please post any questions you think you need answers to.

OH LORDY.....this should be good.

[Nanabunga]

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

:omg:

[Big Ozzie]

cAN u GET a cOLD IN YEr dICK?
My dick is dripping like it has a runny nose :eek7: ...
It also burns wen I peeee. :omg:
Shud I jes take Cold Medicine?
How com wen I shake it, snotty loogies fly owt?

[_booted_]

Errm... OK.. How many cocks is it possible to fit in the same hole??:1orglaugh:

[T-Lovin-Man]

cAN u GET a cOLD IN YEr dICK?
My dick is dripping like it has a runny nose :eek7: ...
It also burns wen I peeee. :omg:
Shud I jes take Cold Medicine?
How com wen I shake it, snotty loogies fly owt?

No....what you have there ozzy is called the snotz.....what you want to do is dip a condom in Vicks vapo rub and place it upon yourself for about an hour or 2, this is an instant cure for the snotz.

[Big Ozzie]

No....what you have there ozzy is called the snotz.....what you want to do is dip a condom in Vicks vapo rub and place it upon yourself for about an hour or 2, this is an instant cure for the snotz.


Kool dewd...
I tink I fooked up. I used BenGay not Vicks.
FOOKIN A! Ran outa teh shit B4 it gots betta!

[T-Lovin-Man]

Errm... OK.. How many cocks is it possible to fit in the same hole??:1orglaugh:

Usually depends on which hole you are referring to and also the size of the cocks going into the hole.
If it is the

Mouth usually 2....3 at the most....the mouth can only stretch so far

Front hole.....2....the lining of the uterus can expand to allow for more room if she has had a baby, but if she hasn't then I'd have to go with 1

Back door, only 1....that hole cant stretch as far as the front hole, but it will give a little

Using toys on her....usually depends on the size and girth of the toy.

[boo_cocky]

Why do men always worry about the size of their cocks...while women never seemed concerned with the size of their pussies?

I'm of 'average' size, and have been with both tight women and very loose women...so, the size of my cock didn't have much to do with it...their pussy size did! lol

[Nanabunga]

yeah and how come after they have kids it gets bigger ?

Mine didn't get bigger after my son was born ?

[T-Lovin-Man]

Why do men always worry about the size of their cocks...while women never seemed concerned with the size of their pussies?

I'm of 'average' size, and have been with both tight women and very loose women...so, the size of my cock didn't have much to do with it...their pussy size did! lol

It's called inferiority complex. Most guys "and this is just an opinion" think they have small weiners so....to make themselves feel better they go out and buy Enlargment pills.....which in turn works ONLY to make the weiner more thick....growth pills do not make the weiner longer.

Women dont usually care about the size of a guys cock as long as it is getting used on them then there shouldnt be an issue.

My thoughts are....the tighter the better.

[boo_cocky]

Usually depends on which hole you are referring to and also the size of the cocks going into the hole.
If it is the

Mouth usually 2....3 at the most....the mouth can only stretch so far

Front hole.....2....the lining of the uterus can expand to allow for more room if she has had a baby, but if she hasn't then I'd have to go with 1

Back door, only 1....that hole cant stretch as far as the front hole, but it will give a little

Using toys on her....usually depends on the size and girth of the toy.

How many cocks do you usually fit in YOUR holes?

j/k...couldn't resist.

[Nanabunga]

How many cocks do you usually fit in YOUR holes?

j/k...couldn't resist.

I was gonna ask him the same thing but I already pissed him off once today and didn't want to push my luck.

He's sensitive and those are usually the ones who flip out and show up to work with a shotgun

:omg:

[T-Lovin-Man]

yeah and how come after they have kids it gets bigger ?

Mine didn't get bigger after my son was born ?

It should of gotten much bigger...before a woman has a child the size of their vagina canal is about the size of a golf ball...once they have a child or children, the vagina canal stretches to the size of a softball.

[Haseknumber39]

Usually depends on which hole you are referring to and also the size of the cocks going into the hole.
If it is the

Mouth usually 2....3 at the most....the mouth can only stretch so far

Front hole.....2....the lining of the uterus can expand to allow for more room if she has had a baby, but if she hasn't then I'd have to go with 1

Back door, only 1....that hole cant stretch as far as the front hole, but it will give a little

Using toys on her....usually depends on the size and girth of the toy.

I saw a vid of two up teh Buttocks :xyxthumbs:

But my question

Whats the best type of lube for anal sex

I Already know the answer...so im just testing you :xyxthumbs:

[Nanabunga]

It should of gotten much bigger...before a woman has a child the size of their vagina canal is about the size of a golf ball...once they have a child or children, the vagina canal stretches to the size of a softball.

So what are you trying to say ? Are you saying my wife has a big snatch ? You realize that counts as your freebie you know.

:sport-smiley-005:








Again T . . . just busting your bellows mate, don't be a big Jessy and get pissy, it's all in good fun.

:xyxthumbs:

[T-Lovin-Man]

I saw a vid of two up teh Buttocks :xyxthumbs:

But my question

Whats the best type of lube for anal sex

I Already know the answer...so im just testing you :xyxthumbs:

Theres a really good one that is sold at an adult website. It goes for about 7.99 per an 8 oz bottle....very little is used and its works DAMN well.....but Anal sex isnt MY thing....i think nanabunga is the one that can really answer that one.

[Nanabunga]

vagina canal . . . you make it sound so sexy T

[yup]

Why do men always worry about the size of their cocks...while women never seemed concerned with the size of their pussies?

I'm of 'average' size, and have been with both tight women and very loose women...so, the size of my cock didn't have much to do with it...their pussy size did! lol

have you tried just rubbing on one side of the vagina?

[T-Lovin-Man]

So what are you trying to say ? Are you saying my wife has a big snatch ? You realize that counts as your freebie you know.

:sport-smiley-005: Again T . . . just busting your bellows mate, don't be a big Jessy and get pissy, it's all in good fun.

:xyxthumbs:

Yeah Yeah....I know....and so is this thread.....its GOT to be good for a few laughs.

[boo_cocky]

I saw a vid of two up teh Buttocks :xyxthumbs:

But my question

Whats the best type of lube for anal sex

I Already know the answer...so im just testing you :xyxthumbs:

We don't take it up the ass....ask your mother.

[Nanabunga]

.i think nanabunga is the one that can really answer that one.

now that's funny . . . my wife would be better at explaining it though since she takes it in the bum, not me.

:xyxthumbs:

[yup]

So what your saying is that the ever illusive double anal double vaginal is possible? where do all the legs go?

[T-Lovin-Man]

have you tried just rubbing on one side of the vagina?

Put some butter on your weiner, that usually makes things pretty loose

Dont use crisco though.....Crisco is shortening.....you use that and you wont have a cock left.

[Nanabunga]

where do all the legs go?

pissed my pants on that one, that was comedy gold right there.

:40:

[T-Lovin-Man]

So what your saying is that the ever illusive double anal double vaginal is possible? where do all the legs go?

Double anal works when the girl is laying down.....and both guys are attacking one from underneath, and the other from behind...legs arent in the way like this.

[Haseknumber39]

Theres a really good one that is sold at an adult website. It goes for about 7.99 per an 8 oz bottle....very little is used and its works DAMN well.....but Anal sex isnt MY thing....i think nanabunga is the one that can really answer that one.

From what ive heard

the best is a sillicone based lube :40:

[Haseknumber39]

Another thing

How many spins does the average man make?

[T-Lovin-Man]

vagina canal . . . you make it sound so sexy T
Well what else is it....I dont want to use excessively foul words and get reprimanded. If I were able to use really foul words, this would get alot more funnier.

[T-Lovin-Man]

Another thing

How many spins does the average man make?

WHAT!!!!

I guess it all depends on how stoned and drunk you are while attempting to spin. A good buzz with about 9 beers will get around 6 spins maybe 7

[boo_cocky]

Do you guys find it semi-gay to be double teaming a chick?

I don't get it...I don't want another guy's balls within five miles of me...ESPECIALLY when I'm banging a chick.

So gay...so very, very gay. (IMO)

[yup]

Do you guys find it semi-gay to be double teaming a chick?

I don't get it...I don't want another guy's balls within five miles of me...ESPECIALLY when I'm banging a chick.

So gay...so very, very gay. (IMO)

no doubt about it

[T-Lovin-Man]

My question is this.....have any of you see a female condom....the damn thing looks like a ziploc bag
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[T-Lovin-Man]

Do you guys find it semi-gay to be double teaming a chick?

I don't get it...I don't want another guy's balls within five miles of me...ESPECIALLY when I'm banging a chick.

So gay...so very, very gay. (IMO)

Yeah no doubt.....I dont think I could ever do that....especially knowing there is another dude in the same area as what I am trying to nail.

[Nanabunga]

Yeah no doubt.....I dont think I could ever do that....especially knowing there is another dude in the same area as what I am trying to nail.

not to mention the flying jizz at the end of the road.

:eek7:


INCOMING !

. . literally.

:omg:

[T-Lovin-Man]

not to mention the flying jizz at the end of the road.

:eek7:


INCOMING !

. . literally.

:omg:

UGH.

[Nanabunga]

Well what else is it....I dont want to use excessively foul words and get reprimanded. If I were able to use really foul words, this would get alot more funnier.

You can say excessively foul words if you so choose to without getting reprimanded. As long as you don't direct them to a member or form a personal attack, there is no rule about foul language.

You can say stink box . . . pink taco . . . love glove . . . cum dumpster . . . etc. No one will reprimand you.

:xyxthumbs:

[Haseknumber39]

WHAT!!!!

I guess it all depends on how stoned and drunk you are while attempting to spin. A good buzz with about 9 beers will get around 6 spins maybe 7

I was sorta makin a reference about meat spin

a continous gif. image with a counter :xyxthumbs:

Pretty gay that is

[T-Lovin-Man]

I heard this question the other night and thought is was just wrong.

Some chick called in on Talk Sex With Sue, and asked her if she can get a VD by having her boyfriend shoot jizz into her ear.

I laughed my ass off when I heard that.

Sue came back with this look as if to say...."are you nuckin futs" She really didnt have an answer for the caller, but she said possibly Clamidia (sp)

Oh god.....a VD in your ear......for the love of all that is immoral

[T-Lovin-Man]

I was sorta makin a reference about meat spin

a continous gif. image with a counter :xyxthumbs:

Pretty gay that is

Like I said....get stoned drunk and who knows....anythings possible

[Haseknumber39]

I heard this question the other night and thought is was just wrong.

Some chick called in on Talk Sex With Sue, and asked her if she can get a VD by having her boyfriend shoot jizz into her ear.

I laughed my ass off when I heard that.

Sue came back with this look as if to say...."are you nuckin futs" She really didnt have an answer for the caller, but she said possibly Clamidia (sp)

Oh god.....a VD in your ear......for the love of all that is immoral

Chlamidiya i think :omg:

Why'd ya want Jizz in your ear?

thats just retarded

but hey

If it floats your boat

Maybe try your nose aswell :xyxthumbs: :eek7:

[Naysayer]

she must like to hear him coming

[ceehound619]

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

:omg:
AGREE... this SHOULD have been the end of thread. :1orglaugh::1orglaugh::1orglaugh:

[T-Lovin-Man]

Chlamidiya i think :omg:

Why'd ya want Jizz in your ear?

thats just retarded

but hey

If it floats your boat

Maybe try your nose as well :xyxthumbs: :eek7:

Nose. That's be just like sniffing a line of cocaine except something just wouldnt feel quite right about it.

[yup]

You can say excessively foul words if you so choose to without getting reprimanded. As long as you don't direct them to a member or form a personal attack, there is no rule about foul language.

You can say stink box . . . pink taco . . . love glove . . . cum dumpster . . . etc. No one will reprimand you.

:xyxthumbs:

:1orglaugh: bearded clam
lap squirrel:40:

[verticalkiller]

I saw a vid of two up teh Buttocks :xyxthumbs:

But my question

Whats the best type of lube for anal sex

I Already know the answer...so im just testing you :xyxthumbs:

ID Glide, its the best for ANY hole. i don't do butt stuff but my gay friend uses it for shithole stuff, it's definitly great for the front junk!

[T-Lovin-Man]

AGREE... this SHOULD have been the end of thread. :1orglaugh::1orglaugh::1orglaugh:

And what is your issue with a talk sex thread ceehound? Its all in good humor....nothing can be taken in here seriously, especially coming from me.
Like i'm one to give such advice.

Alot of users have said to me....lighten up....its all in good fun

Well I am now returning the same comment.

[T-Lovin-Man]

Before you hump.....dont forget to cover the stump

[Haseknumber39]

One more thing

What happens if you put Diet Coke + Mentos in a girls fanny/ass

[Haseknumber39]

Nose. That's be just like sniffing a line of cocaine except something just wouldnt feel quite right about it.

And it would be all damp and ruin your brain :xyxthumbs:

[Haseknumber39]

ID Glide, its the best for ANY hole. i don't do butt stuff but my gay friend uses it for shithole stuff, it's definitly great for the front junk!

LOLOLOLOLOL

Anal Sex worries me

especially if they shit :omg:

[T-Lovin-Man]

LOLOLOLOLOL

Anal Sex worries me

especially if they shit :omg:

Or fart.

[T-Lovin-Man]

Kool dewd...
I tink I fooked up. I used BenGay not Vicks.
FOOKIN A! Ran outa teh shit B4 it gots betta!

Actually Ben Gay is a good Hemmorhoid fryer.

[Haseknumber39]

Or fart.

Yeah true

Anal sex is just weird really

Why would you wanna rip up your penis in the first place?

[T-Lovin-Man]

Might as well use 40 grit sandpaper as a wash cloth if you want to rip your body up.

[Haseknumber39]

Might as well use 40 grit sandpaper as a wash cloth if you want to rip your body up.

LOL

Sandpaper

That hurts on your crotch :eek7:

[Naysayer]

ID Glide, its the best for ANY hole. i don't do butt stuff but my gay friend uses it for shithole stuff, it's definitly great for the front junk!

Heh, I worked in a porn store for two years so I actually know a lot about this crap. ID Glide is a good one but it is water based. A lot of the gays I've talked to say they prefer Wet Platinum, it is silicone based. silicone based lubes are all slightly different. There are three ingredients in most silicone lubes. Cyclomethicone, Diamethicone, and Diamethiconal.
I've heard some arguments over water based vs silicone based. They both have their ups and downs. Water based lubes are easy to clean up, all you have to do is wipe off with a wet towel where as silicone is kind of messy. You need to scrub pretty good with soap and water. The benefits of silicone are that it stays slick longer and it can be used underwater in a hot tub or shower. The best water based lube I've come across is Jo H2O. Most water based lubes have water as their first ingredient and because of this are rather runny. Jo has water as one of the last ingredients. Because of this it is thicker and doesn't dry out as fast. All the girls that worked at the store said it was their favorite.
I learned a lot of stuff there. Friends of mine would always come in and just ask me random shit about our products to see if they could stump me.

[T-Lovin-Man]

LOL

Sandpaper

That hurts on your crotch :eek7:

Yeah and so does beach sand.

[Naysayer]

One more thing

What happens if you put Diet Coke + Mentos in a girls fanny/ass

I don't know about that one but if you pop an Alka-Seltzer up there you get a nice effect

[T-Lovin-Man]

Heh, I worked in a porn store.

Was it fun.....what is the worst thing youve seen in there person wise.

I learned a lot of stuff there. Friends of mine would always come in and just ask me random shit about our products to see if they could stump me.

Did they ever succeed?

[Naysayer]

Did they ever succeed?

It was fun for awhile but it started to get old. I worked the graveyard shift so I got to see all the freaks. It was weird at first because I got hit on by a lot of guys when I first started working there. Once they realized I wasn't gay they left me alone. But one time I had this one guy who was drunk and wouldn't take no for an answer so I finally just said something along the lines of "Look bud I'm not gay, You might think that you are a pretty smooth talker but you are not silver tongued enough to talk me into being gay. There isn't one thing that you will be able to say that is going to make me go ' gee I never looked at it that way, I guess your right. Lets go in the back room so you can fuck me in the ass" he left me alone after that.

And no I don't think i was ever stumped. What I think is funny is that to this day if I ever hear girls talking about their "toys" I can jump right into the conversation with a lot of technical knowledge. it always makes my friends laugh

[T-Lovin-Man]

Does anyones wife or girlfriend use toys.....or has she asked you to use toys on her?

One of my Ex girlfriends, wanted me to use a dildo on her, so I did, and I wound up poking a little too forcefully and I wound up poking her dead square on her c spot with a little too much force.

I always wondered why we never dated after that.

[Nanabunga]

One of my Ex girlfriends, wanted me to use a dildo on her, so I did, and I wound up poking a little too forcefully and I wound up poking her dead square on her c spot with a little too much force.

I always wondered why we never dated after that.

that's because you hit her C spot man, you sure were poking a bit too hard . . . C stands for Cranium right ?

Or did you mean the G spot ?

:xyxthumbs:

[T-Lovin-Man]

that's because you hit her C spot man, you sure were poking a bit too hard . . . C stands for Cranium right ?

Or did you mean the G spot ?

:xyxthumbs:

LOL....no man I just dont want to use inappropriate words.

I meant the C word 4 letters ending in T with LI in the middle.

[Nanabunga]

LOL....no man I just dont want to use inappropriate words.

lol

Can I ask you a question without offending you T ? Are you like Amish or something ? Not being a dick but you sure don't seem to be in the right place. Peeps around here say cunt all the time, it's ok.

Tell me, did you just blush when you read that ?

:drinkup:

edit; clit, snatch, coochie, pussy . . . etc.

[T-Lovin-Man]

Amish.....fuck no. Im just rather polite when it comes to terms like that, I dont want to offend any of the few women users we have on here.....Oh believe you me...I can be a crude rude obnoxious MO FO when I want to be.

Blush...no

Snicker....yes

[Nanabunga]

Amish.....fuck no. Im just rather polite when it comes to terms like that, I dont want to offend any of the few women users we have on here.....Oh believe you me...I can be a crude rude obnoxious MO FO when I want to be.

Blush...no

Snicker....yes

Ok, just wondering. I don't think you'll offend any of the women here, some dance for camcorders to music, some wrestle snakes and have extremely hot lesbian relations and the rest of them seem to be able to trash talk as good as the guys.

But I can respect your point of view, your a better man than I . . Gunga Din.

:xyxthumbs:

[T-Lovin-Man]

Okay guys.....where the fuck are the sexual questions.....feed the need.

Ask ANYTHING....I will pull no punches in responding to the questions.

[T-Lovin-Man]

Ok, just wondering. I don't think you'll offend any of the women here, some dance for camcorders to music, some wrestle snakes and have extremely hot lesbian relations and the rest of them seem to be able to trash talk as good as the guys.

But I can respect your point of view, your a better man than I . . Gunga Din.

:xyxthumbs:

Yeah, the few I have seen on here are rather standoffish to the comments, they fit in quite nicely.

[SnakeBabe]

.... some wrestle snakes ...

how sick :eek7:

[Nanabunga]

how sick :eek7:

lol.

I noticed you didn't comment on the rest of the sentence about the extremely hot lesbian encounters though.

:xyxthumbs:

[T-Lovin-Man]

Lesbian encounters.....ooh lets hear them. I'm all ears
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9089/giantearsbighh2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
No this isnt me either.

[Naysayer]

So snakebabe... do you find that in general women are more talented than men with their mouths when it comes to them going down? You always hear that women know what women want and and so they are better but I always felt that it probably depends on how in the mood you are. What I mean by this is that you could have someone going down on you that is technically very sound in their approach but you might not be into it at the time so despite their best efforts you don't get much out of it where as you could have someone that isn't really all that good at it but since you are so turned on by the situation that you are more sensitive. Which makes me wonder if women are really better or if some people are just really so turned on at the thought of a woman burying her face in between their legs (as opposed to a guy) that it just seems so much better. Any thoughts?

[SnakeBabe]

Oh boy, I am not the right girl to ask that question. I am straight. I think girls are pretty and fun to look at (and sometimes touch) but I don’t bat for that team. I am more of a “Bi-Sensual’ person, not bi sexual. If I am with another girl it is usually for my husband or if in a 3-some or if I am really drunk! Lol

As for who is more talented that is too general of a question. Each person has their own likes and dislikes in that area, some things a guy does can be great for me but other girls may hate it. There is no way to say one is better. To each his own.
Hugs and Hissessss,
Maria

[SnakeBabe]

Lesbian encounters.....ooh lets hear them.


I am not a Lesbian…

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I’m not

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I’m not

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z232/TheSnakeBabe/mercedez.jpg

I’m not
I’m not!!!
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Hugs and Hissessss,
Maria

[Raidenator]

Phew...now that I have that taken care of...on to the rest of the questions...

T-Lovin, have you ever done a chick in the cornhole? And if so, how was the first and/or last experience?

[boo_cocky]

Cornhole sex is NOT all it's cracked up to be, IMO.

I think I only 'wanted' it cuz I'd never had it...there's no substitute for pussy. My wife and I do it every now and then, I don't ask for it much anymore.

Plus, you always run that 'risk'...and it IS a risk...lol

Kinda gotta feel bad for gay guys...although, many don't do 'anal'.

[Raidenator]

I agree.

Never done it, never plan on it. It's like...it's there but why would you take a dip in the toilet when you could swim in the pool?

[MontysDouble]

^^^ Exactamundo.

Maria: Have mercy... please! ;)

[Afronaught]

http://www.geocities.com/surmon/lamb.jpg

[boo_cocky]

Oh boy, I am not the right girl to ask that question. I am straight. I think girls are pretty and fun to look at (and sometimes touch) but I don’t bat for that team. I am more of a “Bi-Sensual’ person, not bi sexual. If I am with another girl it is usually for my husband or if in a 3-some or if I am really drunk! Lol

As for who is more talented that is too general of a question. Each person has their own likes and dislikes in that area, some things a guy does can be great for me but other girls may hate it. There is no way to say one is better. To each his own.
Hugs and Hissessss,
Maria

Does it bother you that your husband wants to have sex with other women? Does he allow you to have sex with other men?

My wife and I dabbled with that several years ago...it was great fun at first, but it became a disruption in our marriage. For us, the grass is always greener on the other side, until you go to the other side and realize it's artificial turf!

[verticalkiller]

^^^ I wondered that as well. I would never be able to have an open relationship like that. If i saw Chris chatting up some other woman I'd knock him right on his sexy little ass. I just couldn't do it. Call it jealousy or insecurity, whatever, I couldn't watch the man that I love and have pledged my life to, have sex with another woman. Snakebabe, do you have sex with other men? Don't you ever get that weird tingly thing in your tum watching you husband do things with other ladies? More power to you, Love, you've got ALOT of self control.

[T-Lovin-Man]

One more thing

What happens if you put Diet Coke + Mentos in a girls fanny/ass

you'd get a wet fart that smells good.

[T-Lovin-Man]

Phew...now that I have that taken care of...on to the rest of the questions...

T-Lovin, have you ever done a chick in the cornhole? And if so, how was the first and/or last experience?

First time was also my last time, I used a shitload of lube, and still couldnt get in....I think she had a virgin ass, but if I couldve gotten in, I'd have hammered the hell out of it.

[T-Lovin-Man]

Does it bother you that your husband wants to have sex with other women? Does he allow you to have sex with other men?

My wife and I dabbled with that several years ago...it was great fun at first, but it became a disruption in our marriage. For us, the grass is always greener on the other side, until you go to the other side and realize it's artificial turf!

Swingers....now that would be fun, I think. The more pussy the better.

[T-Lovin-Man]

What is your favorite sexual position. I like the missionary position.

[Big Ozzie]

Depends on if I'm giving or receiving! :xyxthumbs:

[Haseknumber39]

Yeah and so does beach sand.

aye

when ya gotta rub teh crotch with a towel

:sad-smiley-019:

[SnakeBabe]

Does it bother you that your husband wants to have sex with other women?
Not at all. Why should it?

Does he allow you to have sex with other men?


Of course. Who do you think is there to video tape for me! :1bluewinky:
He is just as happy as seeing me with a man or woman. We are totally addicted to each other and we rarely play unless we are together.
Hugs and Hissessss,
Maria

[T-Lovin-Man]

aye

when ya gotta rub teh crotch with a towel

:sad-smiley-019:

Ah hell if thats the case, you might as well use a grinder then.

[T-Lovin-Man]

Not at all. Why should it?

Diseases.



Of course. Who do you think is there to video tape for me! :1bluewinky:
He is just as happy as seeing me with a man or woman. We are totally addicted to each other and we rarely play unless we are together.
Hugs and Hissessss,
Maria

That just isnt right....isnt there the least bit of jealousy when he is going down on another chick. I know I'd be pissed if my woamn was going down on another guy.

[MontysDouble]

^^^ Oh come on... this is the 21st century T-lovin': There are tests. I very, very much doubt that anyone in Maria or her husband's open relationship circle aren't thoroughly and frequently tested for whatever.

Who's to say 'this just isn't right'? It's not as if Maria is cheating on anyone.

And before you raise it: I know I went off my head at the CWH girls... I'm not entirely sure why I did but I justify my stance because they were deliberately shit-stirring and getting all the boys here all worked up, FWIW.

[T-Lovin-Man]

^^^ Oh come on... this is the 21st century T-lovin': There are tests. I very, very much doubt that anyone in Maria or her husband's open relationship circle aren't thoroughly and frequently tested for whatever.

Who's to say 'this just isn't right'? It's not as if Maria is cheating on anyone.

And before you raise it: I know I went off my head at the CWH girls... I'm not entirely sure why I did but I justify my stance because they were deliberately shit-stirring and getting all the boys here all worked up, FWIW.

Well whatever. I was raised with the mind set that there is ONE man for every one woman out there, partner sharing isnt in my vocabulary....I wasnt raised that way, and I dont look upon it as a good thing for a relationship....in my eyes its detrimental and harmful....whether the couple has an open relationship or not......its still not right no matter how you look at it or phrase it.

[raize te gaff]

I dont know what its called, but you know the little bit of skin that kinda attaches the foreskin to the cock, what happens if your going at it really hard and it rips, does it heal itself or do you have to go to the doctors?

[boo_cocky]

Not at all. Why should it?



Of course. Who do you think is there to video tape for me! :1bluewinky:
He is just as happy as seeing me with a man or woman. We are totally addicted to each other and we rarely play unless we are together.
Hugs and Hissessss,
Maria

That's cool that it works for you guys...it worked for my wife and me for a few years, but it began to interfere.

I think we realized that we didn't want to 'share' eachother...and we had both reached a point where it was pointless for us to be with 'other' people because we preferred being with eachother. Spending time with the 'others' got lame, because it was time we could have spent together, alone.

[Big Ozzie]

I dont know what its called, but you know the little bit of skin that kinda attaches the foreskin to the cock, what happens if your going at it really hard and it rips, does it heal itself or do you have to go to the doctors?

It's called "Time ta find a Rabbi n ask him!":eek7: WAAAAAAhttp://www.miprox.de/smilie-Wut.gif

[T-Lovin-Man]

I dont know what its called, but you know the little bit of skin that kinda attaches the foreskin to the cock, what happens if your going at it really hard and it rips, does it heal itself or do you have to go to the doctors?

I guess it all depends on how badly it rips.

[SnakeBabe]

It worked for King Solomon, King David, Abraham, Jacob and even Moses and God never spoke against it so I don’t have a problem with it but each couple has to determine what is permissible. My ways may not work for you and your ways could be equally destructive for us. We are committed to each other so only we can set the terms. I see that many people equate sex ONLY with love. We don’t. Sex is always more fun with the one you love. Any activity including having dinner or golfing is more pleasurable with the one you love and choose to spend your life with but sex is still a fun physical activity you can do with anyone. If I was to give you a blow job I would hope you enjoy it but would it make you love your wife less? Probably not if your really in love. Its just physical fun but I totally understand the common point of view and fully support it for those who prefer it.
Hugs and Hissessss,
Maria

[T-Lovin-Man]

Point well taken.....but to each their own I guess. I just dont believe in it.

[SnakeBabe]

Point well taken.....but to each their own I guess. I just dont believe in it.

so you won't let me blow you? :sad-smiley-019:

[SnakeBabe]

:1bluewinky:

[raize te gaff]

I guess it all depends on how badly it rips.
Its ripped about 1cm and he said it is very tender. I dont know, hes a typical man. I got an episotomy when i gave birth and i never cried as much as he is.:1orglaugh:

[MontysDouble]

^^^ Better have him get it checked out, just to be on the safe side.

[T-Lovin-Man]

Put some super glue on it....That'll seal it right up.

No seriously....put some bacitracin on it, so it dont become infected, it should heal in a few days....I used bacitracin on my nose when I had reconstructive surgery and had an open wound....that stuff will speed up the healing process.

[Nanabunga]

so you won't let me blow you? :sad-smiley-019:

:omg:

I guess he don't wanna answer that one.

:xyxthumbs:

My wife has brought home Girls in the past and we all fooled around, she's particular though, I can go down on the girl and have even been allowed to screw a couple, but I can't kiss them. :eek7: She says that's far too personal. I don't think I'd be happy seeing her get plowed by another guy, she knows this and has no problem with the almost double standards.

We haven't done any of that stuff since my son was born though, whatever, it was fun at the time.

[T-Lovin-Man]

Not in this lifetime.....I refuse to share myself with anyone other than my woman.

Sorry

[Naysayer]

Not in this lifetime.....I refuse to share myself with anyone other than my woman.

Sorry

I hope this never happens but theoretically if you were to lose your wife in an accident would you consider remarriage/dating again or would you be content in living the rest of your life alone? Also, if you were the one who died, would you want your wife to find someone else? And finally just something I thought of. If you are a believer in heaven, what do you think happens up there if say your wife died and then you remarried? I always hear the stories that your loved ones are waiting for you up there but if you have had more than one wife, who do you spend the rest of eternity with?

[T-Lovin-Man]

I hope this never happens but theoretically if you were to lose your wife in an accident would you consider remarriage/dating again or would you be content in living the rest of your life alone? Also, if you were the one who died, would you want your wife to find someone else? And finally just something I thought of. If you are a believer in heaven, what do you think happens up there if say your wife died and then you remarried? I always hear the stories that your loved ones are waiting for you up there but if you have had more than one wife, who do you spend the rest of eternity with?

Oh yeah....definitely find another, and that goes both ways. But for the time being...as long as we are together, then I will be loyal to her with no other women to try to convince me other wise. I am very loyal to my woman. I just dont want to wind up like my asshole of a father....he had one woman right after another....now he is a miserable bastard. I dont feel sorry for him in the least.....that shit isnt going to happen to me.

[Skyhigh]

What do you think of the Male birth controle pill that has been recently invented?

[ceehound619]

I agree.

Never done it, never plan on it. It's like...it's there but why would you take a dip in the toilet when you could swim in the pool?
why??? because the toilet squeezes your D@#K a little tighter.... simple.:xyxthumbs:
sure.... you do run that special "risk" that butterz mentioned.... but...its a risk worth taking in my opinion.... I have had some women tell me they have a BETTER orgasm via the third input.

[ceehound619]

got sexual problems??? call 1-800-hooker




http://www.elcajonpolice.org/Probation/rock.JPG
Rock, Colleen Carline
AGE: 43, HEIGHT: 5’7”, WEIGHT: 125, HAIR: BROWN, EYES: BLUE
ROCK WAS CONVICTED FOR LOITERING WITH THE INTENT TO COMMIT PROSTITUTION IN SAN DIEGO SUPERIOR COURT, EAST COUNTY BRANCH, SHE IS ON SAN DIEGO COUNTY PROBATION UNDER THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS WHICH INCLUDE GEOGRAPHIC RESTRICTIONS WITHIN CERTAIN LISTED AREAS WITHIN THE CITY OF EL CAJON.
GEOGRAPHIC PROBATION CONDITIONS: until 7-13-08
Defendant shall not:
1. Contact or attempt to contact passing motorists.
2. Engage or attempt to engage motorists in conversation,
3. Solicit or accept rides from motorists or,
4. Loiter, congregate or remain on a public street, sidewalk or alleyway without apparent lawful reason or business at the following geographical areas of the city of El Cajon:
(a) The 500 Block of West Main Street to the 1600 Block of East Main.
(b) El Cajon Blvd between 100 and 1300 Block.
(c) The 500 Block of West Douglas Ave to the 300 Block of Douglas Ave.





ps.. only the TRULY desperate need apply. LMFAO

[boo_cocky]

:hitit_sml: :xyxthumbs:

[Naysayer]

got sexual problems??? call 1-800-hooker




http://www.elcajonpolice.org/Probation/rock.JPG
Rock, Colleen Carline
AGE: 43, HEIGHT: 5’7”, WEIGHT: 125, HAIR: BROWN, EYES: BLUE
ROCK WAS CONVICTED FOR LOITERING WITH THE INTENT TO COMMIT PROSTITUTION IN SAN DIEGO SUPERIOR COURT, EAST COUNTY BRANCH, SHE IS ON SAN DIEGO COUNTY PROBATION UNDER THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS WHICH INCLUDE GEOGRAPHIC RESTRICTIONS WITHIN CERTAIN LISTED AREAS WITHIN THE CITY OF EL CAJON.
GEOGRAPHIC PROBATION CONDITIONS: until 7-13-08
Defendant shall not:
1. Contact or attempt to contact passing motorists.
2. Engage or attempt to engage motorists in conversation,
3. Solicit or accept rides from motorists or,
4. Loiter, congregate or remain on a public street, sidewalk or alleyway without apparent lawful reason or business at the following geographical areas of the city of El Cajon:
(a) The 500 Block of West Main Street to the 1600 Block of East Main.
(b) El Cajon Blvd between 100 and 1300 Block.
(c) The 500 Block of West Douglas Ave to the 300 Block of Douglas Ave.





ps.. only the TRULY desperate need apply. LMFAO

Where is your compassion? She was forced into this lifestyle. Her house burned down in the fires and due to a technicality her insurance company wouldn't pay off. Now shes out on the street. Shes not doing it for the money, she is just looking for a place to stay at night. since everything she owns is gone, the only thing she has to pay with is her body. So please, if you see her out walking the street, pick her up. Take her home (or to the nearest hotel) and fuck her, but don't do it for you, do it for her. Take it from me, nothing feels better than the pride you feel in helping those less fortunate than yourselves. :1bluewinky:

[ceehound619]

Where is your compassion? She was forced into this lifestyle. Her house burned down in the fires and due to a technicality her insurance company wouldn't pay off. Now shes out on the street. Shes not doing it for the money, she is just looking for a place to stay at night. since everything she owns is gone, the only thing she has to pay with is her body. So please, if you see her out walking the street, pick her up. Take her home (or to the nearest hotel) and fuck her, but don't do it for you, do it for her. Take it from me, nothing feels better than the pride you feel in helping those less fortunate than yourselves. :1bluewinky:
LMAO... good stuff no doubt!!! :xyxthumbs:

[verticalkiller]

I hope this never happens but theoretically if you were to lose your wife in an accident would you consider remarriage/dating again or would you be content in living the rest of your life alone? Also, if you were the one who died, would you want your wife to find someone else? And finally just something I thought of. If you are a believer in heaven, what do you think happens up there if say your wife died and then you remarried? I always hear the stories that your loved ones are waiting for you up there but if you have had more than one wife, who do you spend the rest of eternity with?

As far as heaven goes I always understood it to be that you'll see loved ones in heaven but you won't know them as your mom, dad, husband, wife etc. However, if im wrong i've already warned Chris that if I catch him with a chick angel i'll kick his ass. The only kissing allowed between my husband and another woman better be glasgow styled.

[madis]

yeah and how come after they have kids it gets bigger ?

Mine didn't get bigger after my son was born ?

almond crystals get it back tighter than it was before...i'v been told

[Nanabunga]

almond crystals get it back tighter than it was before...i'v been told

Thanks Madis. :xyxthumbs:

I was just being sarcastic though, I know why it gets bigger, I watched my kid pass through that thing.

:omg:

[T-Lovin-Man]

Thanks Madis. :xyxthumbs:

I was just being sarcastic though, I know why it gets bigger, I watched my kid pass through that thing.

:omg:

And did you feel queazy at any point while watching?

[Heero Valentine]

Thanks Madis. :xyxthumbs:

I was just being sarcastic though, I know why it gets bigger, I watched my kid pass through that thing.

:omg:

well it's not going to get tighter when u keep putting something in there that is as big as your newborn child...

[HeyBuddy]

I was 10 pounds and shorter than my other two brothers who were 8 and 6 pounds. That's why my mom decided to stop having kids.

[Nanabunga]

And did you feel queazy at any point while watching?

:omg:

Does a bear shit in the woods ?

[T-Lovin-Man]

Nuff said huh?

[T-Lovin-Man]

If there is more life in sperm, then how come vampires don't suck on cocks?

[DaisyDontDuke]

:omg:

Does a bear shit in the woods ?

lol, I think it (childbirth) was best decribed by my friend's husband....."it was kinda cool, like guttin a deer":xyxthumbs:

oh man, I suddenly don't want to finish my lunch...:(

[Naysayer]

If there is more life in sperm, then how come vampires don't suck on cocks?

Because vampires aren't real silly. Now goth chicks on the other hand.....

[logandk]

Dear T-Lovin-Man

My wife does not want me to have sex with any of her female friends
what should I do ?

:1bluewinky:

[Naysayer]

Dear T-Lovin-Man

My wife does not want me to have sex with any of her female friends
what should I do ?

:1bluewinky:

Thats an easy one, just start having sex with her female enemies. Just make sure its rough, angry sex.

[logandk]

Thats an easy one, just start having sex with her female enemies. Just make sure its rough, angry sex.


Thanks for the good advice.
I will give it a go.:drinkup:

[T-Lovin-Man]

Dear Naysayer

My cock is always getting hard when I eat Jell-o what is my problem?

[Naysayer]

Well you see, the ingredients in Jell-o are made by rendering various animal parts such as bones and hides. Subconsciously you are aroused at the thought of having various animal "parts" placed into your mouth. Whether or not there is something "wrong" with you is something that you have to decide for yourself. Suppressing these urges may lead to mental breakdowns. In cases such as this, I recommend that my patients be true to themselves and that they should stop trying to hide who they really are. Move to a state where such actions aren't prosecuted.

[Naysayer]

sorry but I had to write that:1orglaugh:

[T-Lovin-Man]

Okay. so then how come when I make mashed potatoes my testicles swell up?
and when I deep fry fish my ears wiggle. Is this some kind of hormonal imbalance or is is something I should be terrified of.

[Naysayer]

That right there is a classic case of male dominance. The potatoes themselves remind you of dirty ball sacks and the act of smashing them makes you feel like you are crushing the manhood of you competitors. In doing so your body believes that it is the alpha-male and thus your testicles start to swell in preparation for the breeding rights that it believes it has won. simple stuff really

[T-Lovin-Man]

Dear Doctor Butterz

I have this fascination of smearing butter all over my ass and sitting on a hot frying pan. What kind of tools would you recommend using to spread the Butter

[boo_cocky]

Dear Doctor Butterz

I have this fascination of smearing butter all over my ass and sitting on a hot frying pan. What kind of tools would you recommend using to spread the Butter

The most efficient form of spreading butter is heat...so, either have ur partner put the butter in her mouth and appy it orally...or place the butter in the frying pan, allow it to melt, then plop your ass in there!

:xyxthumbs:

[T-Lovin-Man]

Dear Dr DaisyDontDuke <---now thats a mouthful

I have this fetish where I feel the need toss a naked midget against the wall at full speed....Have you ever heard of this unusual fetish and what is it called?

[DaisyDontDuke]

Yes, it is quite common. Its technically called "midgetulosis". This type of fetish arrives after one has been thrown against a wall himself, perhaps with a head injury of sorts. The indivual subconsciously replays what he/she must have looked like while hitting the wall at such a speed. We, as humans have a tendency to view ourselves as less than what we are in reality. So, we assume the midget is what we must look like. Now, he/she goes looking for a suitable partner to revel in their dreams and looks for a midget to comply with. So, in regards to your question, yes, I have heard of it and I believe the source of the fetish derives from some sort of head injury.

[T-Lovin-Man]

Yes, it is quite common. Its technically called "midgetulosis". This type of fetish arrives after one has been thrown against a wall himself, perhaps with a head injury of sorts. The indivual subconsciously replays what he/she must have looked like while hitting the wall at such a speed. We, as humans have a tendency to view ourselves as less than what we are in reality. So, we assume the midget is what we must look like. Now, he/she goes looking for a suitable partner to revel in their dreams and looks for a midget to comply with. So, in regards to your question, yes, I have heard of it and I believe the source of the fetish derives from some sort of head injury.

And you make it sound so real.

[Nanabunga]

Yes, it is quite common. Its technically called "midgetulosis". This type of fetish arrives after one has been thrown against a wall himself, perhaps with a head injury of sorts. The indivual subconsciously replays what he/she must have looked like while hitting the wall at such a speed. We, as humans have a tendency to view ourselves as less than what we are in reality. So, we assume the midget is what we must look like. Now, he/she goes looking for a suitable partner to revel in their dreams and looks for a midget to comply with. So, in regards to your question, yes, I have heard of it and I believe the source of the fetish derives from some sort of head injury.

lol

:xyxthumbs:

that was awesome.

[Skyhigh]

still no one has answered my question, what do you think of the newly invented male birth controle pill?

[HeyBuddy]

still no one has answered my question, what do you think of the newly invented male birth controle pill?

Until it prevents STD's I'm going to stick with condoms.

[Naysayer]

I'm wondering if they will offer it for free at planned parenthood like they do with female birth control pills. If so then I am all over it. If not then I am writing a letter to my congressman and letting them know about the discrimination.

[Anony-mous]

i love the smell of ded babiez. is this wrong.?

lawl

[Naysayer]

smells like....victory

[Raidenator]

still no one has answered my question, what do you think of the newly invented male birth controle pill?

Until it's been proven to not cause sterilization, I'm not using it. I'll stick to my lady having the pill thank you.

[MontysDouble]

still no one has answered my question, what do you think of the newly invented male birth controle pill?It's still in the experimental phase. If it was available, I'd use it for sure.

[T-Lovin-Man]

still no one has answered my question, what do you think of the newly invented male birth controle pill?

Birth control is for women.....forget that male birth control shit. Male birth control is the following

Zip zip, snip snip, ouch you bitch.

[MontysDouble]

^^^ Don't the implants take care of that, Six of Ten?

[Heero Valentine]

male birth control...no ty...

[MontysDouble]

I'm thinking that the perfect male birth control method would be to look -and sound- like that old sig with the bad santa in it. ;)

[Heero Valentine]

xD u crack me up monty

[T-Lovin-Man]

Male birth control.....fuck that shit man.

Okay....time to resurrect this thread again.

What are the most recent sex questions and issues you need answers to?

[Afronaught]

^^^ now where do I even begin with this :D

[T-Lovin-Man]

^^^ now where do I even begin with this :D

Anywhere you like my friend....anywhere you like. Coming from you it should be interesting.

[Afronaught]

Would it be considered rude when being ramed in the ass by a gourgous shemale while she's giving you a titty fuck at the same time to ejaculate on her chin without warning her you're about to cum?

[T-Lovin-Man]

Would it be considered rude when being ramed in the ass by a gourgous shemale while she's giving you a titty fuck at the same time to ejaculate on her chin without warning her you're about to cum?

No....that would probably be a nice treat for her cumming from you. Just make sure you have a toothbrush nearby so she is able to use whatever hits her in the chin, to brush her teeth with. I read before that sperm is loaded with nutrients and will make your fingernails grow.

[Afronaught]

No....that would probably be a nice treat for her cumming from you. Just make sure you have a toothbrush nearby so she is able to use whatever hits her in the chin, to brush her teeth with. I read before that sperm is loaded with nutrients and will make your fingernails grow.

I heard that too... and I have nice fingernails.... :1bluewinky:

[Big Ozzie]

If you know that the girl who is Honking on Bobo at the moment will NOT swallow, is it OK to punch her in the Ribs (to force her to gulp) just before you shoot your Load?
OR
Should you just pull it out of her mouth and spew yer spunk all over her face and Hair?

Answer quickly Please, it is almost time for the Money Shot!

[T-Lovin-Man]

Actully the best thing to do is to not let on you are getting ready to blow, and when you are there.....reach up put your hands on the back of her head and hold her on you...then when youve blown...keep ahold of her head with one hand, and with your other....pinch her nose cutting off her air supply forcing her to swallow your deposit.

[Borro]

lol this is the sickest thread i've ever seen. i get chill bumps thinking that you guys actually take advice from T Man. lol damn

[PlaneswalkerX]

yeah and how come after they have kids it gets bigger ?

Mine didn't get bigger after my son was born ?

You have a vagina?

[Quackers]

Any advice on stretching my dogs arse enough to take a cock?

I've tried sticking a finger in there each night but it's slow progress, and he has worms.

[sib]

Sue Johanson, the lady that inspired this thread:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3359/3195234781_9a9b8fa391.jpg

http://www.freshmanandy.org/eyegasm/orig/sue-johanson-sirius.jpg

[Borro]

lol that bitch is a wack-o. I've seen her show a few times and it just fucking cracks me up to see today's Dr. Ruth giving sex advice.

[MontysDouble]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Zippozeppo/Simpsons_hibye.gif

[FuriousZ]

^^^^ Yeaaaap!

Hold that cab Monty

.....

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

I've seen that old bitch before. She's a freak

[sib]

I've seen that old bitch before. She's a freak

Did you see that vid where she sucked that old guys dentures right through his body and out his cock? Apparently the old broad knows what she's doing.

[Borro]

I missed that show.

Link plz.

[Nanabunga]

You have a vagina?

lol

no

context dude

:D