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tech-guy
November 28th, 2007, 04:47 PM
http://www.filecabi.net/video/FATKIDOnn.html

footballbat
November 28th, 2007, 05:21 PM
Once again:


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halo420
November 28th, 2007, 05:48 PM
FIRST!!

SKApunk
November 28th, 2007, 05:50 PM
dude thats fucked up but super

halo420
November 28th, 2007, 05:50 PM
FIRST ONE TO BE LAUGHING AT HIS FAT ASS, I KNEW THIS WAS FAKE CAUSE EVERYONE WOULD BE LAUGHING AT HIM FOR LOOKING LIKE A FATASS WITH HIS SHIRT ON, FAT PORKER. YOU NEED TO WORK OUT, PLAY SOME HALO!!

jojopaper
November 28th, 2007, 05:53 PM
lol fat people are awesome



the onion rules

skunk the disc golfer
November 28th, 2007, 06:26 PM
"pair of floppy breasts"...."able to disguise being a porker" :1orglaugh:

The look on the kids face when he heard that they were going to hose him down was priceless. :smokin:

matango
November 28th, 2007, 06:33 PM
The Onion are brilliant.

EMT-Dondo
November 28th, 2007, 06:44 PM
Why do i feel like having a wet t-shirt contest all of a sudden???

Raidenator
November 28th, 2007, 07:02 PM
Ah my favorite line,

"You were able to disguise being a porker"

HeyBuddy
November 28th, 2007, 07:02 PM
This story was truly touching. His chin was touching his neck. His neck was touching his chest. His chest was touching his stomach, and his stomach was touching his thighs. Keep swimming chubby. You can overcome.

chito
November 28th, 2007, 07:14 PM
lmao fatty fatty fat fat

Mike696
November 28th, 2007, 08:37 PM
I would have given this a "0" if possible, when I want commercial video I'll log on to ABCrap or some such. I come to FileCabi for the obscure fun stuff, not this shit.

JooX
November 28th, 2007, 10:14 PM
I would have given this a "0" if possible, when I want commercial video I'll log on to ABCrap or some such. I come to FileCabi for the obscure fun stuff, not this shit.

Damn these guys for making you come here and watch stuff for free.

How dare they subject you to things you may have already seen, or can see elsewhere.

When oh when will the internet learn that it has to cater just for you. :sad-smiley-019:



I have something for you too... :angry-smiley-056:
Have a nice day :xyxthumbs:

VagabondElement
November 28th, 2007, 10:43 PM
Hahaha, pretty good stuff. Onion is always good for a laugh.

skunk the disc golfer
November 28th, 2007, 10:43 PM
I would have given this a "0" if possible, when I want commercial video I'll log on to ABCrap or some such. I come to FileCabi for the obscure fun stuff, not this shit.


This IS obscure fun stuff. :40:

MIRAGEone
November 28th, 2007, 10:52 PM
america now has a shiny new beacon of hope

pandamang
November 28th, 2007, 11:06 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the Onion's style works way better in print?

This was one of the funnier vids but then they had to go and explain the whole joke in great detail.

Afronaught
November 28th, 2007, 11:22 PM
Amusing...... This video clip is not.... Discriminatory is more apropriate to describe it.......

HeyBuddy
November 28th, 2007, 11:24 PM
Amusing...... This video clip is not.... Discriminatory is more apropriate to describe it.......

Why? Skinny kids can wear a shirt into the pool too.

brownbearclan
November 28th, 2007, 11:29 PM
Wow um....that's some high brow comedy...if your in pre-school. :rolleyes:

The only thing lamer than that clip would have to be the comments that followed it. :1orglaugh:

I would have given this a "0" if possible, when I want commercial video I'll log on to ABCrap or some such. I come to FileCabi for the obscure fun stuff, not this shit.

Agreed, that's pretty much the feeling I got on this one too.

Afronaught
November 28th, 2007, 11:30 PM
Why? Skinny kids can wear a shirt into the pool too.

LOL, true.... But I think this particular clip was not funny.... I think it was the overuse of the name calling and also the kid in the clip at a point did not seem to stay in character, and it looks at one point that he started feeling offended by some of the comments...

halo420
November 28th, 2007, 11:34 PM
LOL, true.... But I think this particular clip was not funny.... I think it was the overuse of the name calling and also the kid in the clip at a point did not seem to stay in character, and it looks at one point that he started feeling offended by some of the comments...

He sure did Trebek he sure did, that was the best part about it ya know what i mean Afronuts

HeyBuddy
November 28th, 2007, 11:35 PM
LOL, true.... But I think this particular clip was not funny.... I think it was the overuse of the name calling and also the kid in the clip at a point did not seem to stay in character, and it looks at one point that he started feeling offended by some of the comments...

Jeez, you sure know how to take all the fun out of clip. Thanks Afro :(

Afronaught
November 28th, 2007, 11:43 PM
Jeez, you sure know how to take all the fun out of clip. Thanks Afro :(

Didnt mean to, my apologies, but making fun of an obese kid, amounts to just as much as being discriminatory... maybe I'm just in a fucked up mood today....

*Ducks behind the chair, waiting for the vultures to start hurling abuse* :rolleyes:

jimjam69
November 29th, 2007, 03:00 AM
ALL I EVER WANTED IN A VIDEO AND MORE.

broggi
November 29th, 2007, 03:23 AM
Meh, kinda boring. The Onion isn't that funny.

Mister Grimm
November 29th, 2007, 04:40 AM
That might've been funnier, you know, like if the link took me to a video that was funny.

GaryDoer
November 29th, 2007, 07:14 AM
until now

lunatik
November 29th, 2007, 07:37 AM
that's who ate all the jimmy dean sausage

Omigosh
November 29th, 2007, 09:18 AM
The only people complaining about this video are most likely fatties in real life.

ICE420
November 29th, 2007, 09:53 AM
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f222/icegunner/haha.jpg

FS88
November 29th, 2007, 01:31 PM
Good video.

At first I'm thinking.. here we go. The 'PC' world.. the bleeding hearts.. the sensitive ones will rally behind this kid over something stupid like covering his fat ass in a bed sheet.

But as I watched it, thought wtf?.. then Ahhh, nice...lol

Good chuckle.

silenthill22
November 29th, 2007, 07:37 PM
a pair of floppy breasts

:1orglaugh: gotta give the kid cool points for having enough of a sense of humor to do this vid

artgod33
November 30th, 2007, 08:53 AM
This story hits too close to home! :(

BleedingHeart23
November 30th, 2007, 11:33 PM
I cant laugh at this shit. It looks real and fucked up.

paulbrown49
December 1st, 2007, 10:35 AM
raging on fat people is no diferant to raging on black people!

footballbat
December 1st, 2007, 10:41 AM
raging on fat people is no diferant to raging on black people!

Fat people can lose weight. Black people can't lose melanin.:xyxthumbs:

boo_cocky
December 1st, 2007, 10:53 AM
Didnt mean to, my apologies, but making fun of an obese kid, amounts to just as much as being discriminatory... maybe I'm just in a fucked up mood today....

*Ducks behind the chair, waiting for the vultures to start hurling abuse* :rolleyes:

I agree...I can't say I didn't find any amusement in it, but at the same time, it's fucked up that I did.

I'd never be able to make fun of a fat person IRL, it's just not funny. I have a nephew who was overweight as a kid and it's sad what it did to him. He became very insecure, stopped playing community sports, depressed, no self-esteem...it was awful. Kids can be so mean...and he's such a great kid.

On the plus side, he's worked hard to lose all the weight, is in GREAT shape and a damn good looking kid...above and beyond that, he isn't cocky or egotistical about it at all, he's a really great kid. He's still a bit insecure because of the affects society had on him..which is sad..but, he's got a pretty level head on him and hopefully he'll realize how proud he should be of himself.

I feel kinda guilty for finding humor in this...there's plenty of shit people could point out about me and make fun of. Nobody's perfect, but we all love to find flaws with others to feel better about ourselves. The fact that I laugh only exposes my own insecurities.

Raidenator
December 1st, 2007, 03:06 PM
I agree...I can't say I didn't find any amusement in it, but at the same time, it's fucked up that I did.

I'd never be able to make fun of a fat person IRL, it's just not funny. I have a nephew who was overweight as a kid and it's sad what it did to him. He became very insecure, stopped playing community sports, depressed, no self-esteem...it was awful. Kids can be so mean...and he's such a great kid.

On the plus side, he's worked hard to lose all the weight, is in GREAT shape and a damn good looking kid...above and beyond that, he isn't cocky or egotistical about it at all, he's a really great kid. He's still a bit insecure because of the affects society had on him..which is sad..but, he's got a pretty level head on him and hopefully he'll realize how proud he should be of himself.

I feel kinda guilty for finding humor in this...there's plenty of shit people could point out about me and make fun of. Nobody's perfect, but we all love to find flaws with others to feel better about ourselves. The fact that I laugh only exposes my own insecurities.

Society blows. I was kind of a fat kid during middle school. Not fat fat, but fat enough that people could make fun of me for it and fat enough that the chicks didn't dig it.

Anyway, I ended up getting into high school and being one of the most popular guys there, could have had pretty much any girl I wanted at that point. I still had to get over my insecurities though, at least at first. After that it was smooth sailin.

Josh85
December 1st, 2007, 10:00 PM
LOL it's a young version of PWX.

jtsaab
December 5th, 2007, 10:00 PM
We understand that he is a victim of ridicule. We can plan his defense in advance before he walkes into McDonald's as an adult with an AK-47.