130 "guests"...

[TwoToke]

Whoa! Lurker fucking central! Can I say "lurker"?..

[Overlord]

can I say STFU? Useless thread. Why don't you go open a sex shop for retired people or something else other than stinking up the interweb with trite thoughtless comments?

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3397/attentionwhore3oe.jpg

[TwoToke]

Oh snap, my bad! Didn't mean to intrude on your little freudian adventure, there. You may return to your regular scheduled geriatric fuck-a-thon. Here's hoping the Viagara didn't wear off!


Nice JPG. Welcome to teh internets!..

http://404filenotfound.homestead.com/files/lookitme.jpg

[Overlord]

What a wonderful picture. Thanks for sharing!

[evil ernie]

what?

where am?

27th January 2006?

OMFG!

..... we need to fix the flux capacitor!! ..... how will we generate 1.21 gigawatts????

HOW WILL WE FIND THE PLUTONIUM!!!!!!!

we're fucked now .....

[!NV!CTUS]

haha..

[loadrunner]

When this baby hits 88Mph.... We're gonna see some serious shit. !

[Supplemental Persona]

Whoa! Lurker fucking central! Can I say "lurker"?..

Thank you for joining the site. Lurkers are welcome and most members were once lurkers. We are currently working to improve the site and I know you will enjoy the upgrades.
All the best,
Vince

[Supplemental Persona]

I just looked and we currently have 360 guests viewing.

[_LISA_]

offs not another Alt...who's this one? I'm shit at these games!

[Supplemental Persona]

offs not another Alt...who's this one? I'm shit at these games!

Hello, Lisa. Last week I revealed myself as the new owner of this site, just looking to diversify my business. We will be enriching the content, reviving and taking the site to new levels. None of this could happen if it were not for valuable visitors and members like yourself.
All the best,
Vince

[Supplemental Persona]

stfu.. your product blows my nuts. and youre the laughing stock of the entire country.

Thank for purchasing our product. I am sorry you don't care for the product. Shamwow comes with a 10 year guarantee. Simply return the product with an explanation and we will refund your money less postage.
Thank you for giving our product a try,
Vince

[mousewallrat]

OK, so whose alt is Vince at Shamwow? Why does his post count always say 20 posts? Thiz is so mysterious.

[Harvey the Rabbit]

OK, so whose alt is Vince at Shamwow? Why does his post count always say 20 posts? Thiz is so mysterious.

I have my guesses but I don't even fucking care, I think he's teh funneh.

as far as his post count, I'm pretty sure he only has 20 posts...

:omg:

Harvey
XOXOXO

[Firep0w3r]

he's a spammer simple.

[Harvey the Rabbit]

he's a spammer simple.

No hes not FP, it's one of our other beloved members having a good laugh.

If he was in fact a spammer he would have been dealt with long ago. ;)

[Supplemental Persona]

You all will get to know me well in the coming years. I understand that things here have been less than stabile over the past few months and I intend to fix those issues. My post count should now show 21 with this post.
he's a spammer simple.
I am not a spammer and haven't tried to sell any products on the site. I'm simply a business man and an investor putting my money into something where I see opportunity. This best of Filecabi is yet to come!
All the best,
Vince

[Harvey the Rabbit]

arent alt accounts really spam anyway?

lolwut ?

:omg:

and no, some of them are not Spam, they are Margarine.

Bahahahahahahaha !

[Harvey the Rabbit]

My post count should now show 21 with this post.

ZOMGWTF it's not teh conspiracy after all.

:omg:

[tgd_02]

shamwow

will ur shitty towel thing clear up vomit on teh carpet?

[Supplemental Persona]

shamwow

will ur shitty towel thing clear up vomit on teh carpet?

It will remove the moisture from the carpet, but the chunks will have to be scooped up by hand. It's only advantage in that situation would be that it will likely pick up the moisture with 1 pass. Paper towel would be a 5 or 6 pass process.

I have received an email from a lady in Lampasas, Texas that successfully used the product with good results after she found herself short on diapers.

[Heero Valentine]

vince...what about menstrual blood?

[Heero Valentine]

ever had menstrual blood dry up on your dick?

[Supplemental Persona]

vince...what about menstrual blood?

I'm not sure if there is any medical differentiation between menstrual blood and any other blood in our bodies. One market that we have been eyeing is the medical sponge market. The high absorbancy makes the product an excellent candidate. The problem comes in manufacturing and a sterile environment required for medical devices. We manufacture a clean product but the threshold for sterile is currently not met. If we enter the med market we would have a new production facility with that capacity.

As for a blood mess, it's excellent. There are a number of emergency depts. that purchase from us for a wide range of clean up tasks. Blood, oil, antifreeze are easily absorbed. The product does not remove stain. A solvent will be need for that.
All the best,
Vince.

[Heero Valentine]

I'm not sure if there is any medical differentiation between menstrual blood and any other blood in our bodies. One market that we have been eyeing is the medical sponge market. The high absorbancy makes the product an excellent candidate. The problem comes in manufacturing and a sterile environment required for medical devices. We manufacture a clean product but the threshold for sterile is currently not met. If we enter the med market we would have a new production facility with that capacity.

As for a blood mess, it's excellent. There are a number of emergency depts. that purchase from us for a wide range of clean up tasks. Blood, oil, antifreeze are easily absorbed. The product does not remove stain. A solvent will be need for that.
All the best,
Vince.

menstrual blood contains more stem cells.
but
cheers...it sounds good.
and
stains are like memories...so no worries.

[Supplemental Persona]

menstrual blood contains more stem cells.
but
cheers...it sounds good.
and
stains are like memories...so no worries.

That makes sense since one source of stems cells is embryos. Thanks for teaching me something.
All the best,
Vince

[JACKASS2010]

lemme guess..... nana?

[Heero Valentine]

lemme guess..... nana?

:thumb:

[_LISA_]

I thought so too, but would he really be bothered to be messing with 3 alt's at the same time!

Come to think of it...Nana if that is you why do I only get sexy rez time with you and not Margerinez or vince (not too sure I want it with the other!!!)

[JACKASS2010]

cos he cant access his nana account due to being fucking stoned and forgetting his pass. he says he wiped the comp and the saved p/w's but i know.

i know!!

[sib]

I thought so too, but would he really be bothered to be messing with 3 alt's at the same time!

Come to think of it...Nana if that is you why do I only get sexy rez time with you and not Margerinez or vince (not too sure I want it with the other!!!)

I thought nana might have been Harvey Rabbit, too. I guess I don't pay enough attention to know the difference.

[_LISA_]

cos he cant access his nana account due to being fucking stoned and forgetting his pass. he says he wiped the comp and the saved p/w's but i know.

i know!!
ha ha that was a bit clumsy..Aidan wiped the settings off his ps2 just a minute ago he's screaming the house down about it but oh well....that'll teach him not to touch things I've told him he has no mind touching!!

[Heero Valentine]

dry up? no..

good, cause it sucks.

[Harvey the Rabbit]

lemme guess..... nana?You're the mod you smurf rapist, can't you look at the IP addy and see it aint nana ! but thank you, unlike willows comment that monstertruck sounded like me, this does sound like something I might do.I thought so too, but would he really be bothered to be messing with 3 alt's at the same time Come to think of it...Nana if that is you why do I only get sexy rez time with you and not Margerinez or vince (not too sure I want it with the other!!!)Maybe if you changed your avatar to that picture of yourself in the nurse costume he would, that picture is sexy rep worthy.cos he cant access his nana account due to being fucking stoned and forgetting his pass. What are you on about ? *tokesI thought nana might have been Harvey Rabbit, too. I guess I don't pay enough attention to know the difference.err dood...http://filecabi.net/forum/showthread.php?t=23171 (http://filecabi.net/forum/showthread.php?t=23171hugs) Hugs and kissesXOXOXOXOHarvey

[Cymru am byth]

ever had menstrual blood dry up on your dick?

Wire wool and caustic soda will shift it :thumb:



Edit: post pics afterwards

[tgd_02]

It will remove the moisture from the carpet, but the chunks will have to be scooped up by hand. It's only advantage in that situation would be that it will likely pick up the moisture with 1 pass. Paper towel would be a 5 or 6 pass process.

I have received an email from a lady in Lampasas, Texas that successfully used the product with good results after she found herself short on diapers.
xD
think ill buy em then in case mah noob ass friend throws teh fawk up

/cheerz

[Big Ozzie]

It will remove the moisture from the carpet, but the chunks will have to be scooped up by hand. It's only advantage in that situation would be that it will likely pick up the moisture with 1 pass. Paper towel would be a 5 or 6 pass process.

I have received an email from a lady in Lampasas, Texas that successfully used the product with good results after she found herself short on diapers.

It does work well on Vomit, but I prefer to get the Chunks with Toothpicks....it makes it easier to eat them then!

I'm not sure if there is any medical differentiation between menstrual blood and any other blood in our bodies. One market that we have been eyeing is the medical sponge market. The high absorbancy makes the product an excellent candidate. The problem comes in manufacturing and a sterile environment required for medical devices. We manufacture a clean product but the threshold for sterile is currently not met. If we enter the med market we would have a new production facility with that capacity.

As for a blood mess, it's excellent. There are a number of emergency depts. that purchase from us for a wide range of clean up tasks. Blood, oil, antifreeze are easily absorbed. The product does not remove stain. A solvent will be need for that.
All the best,
Vince.

Menstrual Blood is full of Clots and other Jelly Like masses.
If you look real close at it, sometimes you see little Arms and Legs...
especially after a Miscarriage.

xD
think ill buy em then in case mah noob ass friend throws teh fawk up

/cheerz

If he does, tgd... save the Chunks. They make excellent hor'devours or if you prefer, you could get one of Vince's Veggie Chopper and make Soup out of the Chunks!

[JooX]

You are a very disturbed man Ozzie that is of Big. You have a very sick and twisted world perspective.

I, am glad I don't have access to the xxx room anymore

I, don't miss seeing the fat/old lady porn

I, am Margerinez


Im going to butter my bitches breasts next time. That way I can imagine you are in the middle.


Can I have your curds?

<3<3<3

[rubicks]

<backs out of the room whistling quietly to hisself>:omg:

[Heero Valentine]

Wire wool and caustic soda will shift it :thumb:



Edit: post pics afterwards

:thumb: thanks, i'll try that next time...:omg:

[Cymru am byth]

:thumb: thanks, i'll try that next time...:omg:

Make sure you post pics in the gore thread :thumb:

[!NV!CTUS]

wtf blood on dick and shit

/pukes

[Heero Valentine]

wtf blood on dick and shit

/pukes

:smokin: riding the crimson wave.

[Heero Valentine]

like youve never had anyone stab your bloody fish.. get over yourself.

:rofl: ahahaha bloody fish...

[tgd_02]

If he does, tgd... save the Chunks. They make excellent hor'devours or if you prefer, you could get one of Vince's Veggie Chopper and make Soup out of the Chunks!


PASS