If you were Superman..

[Locklear]

Go.

[Big Ozzie]

I'd keep that shit a secret.
If peeps knew that I waz teh Superman, http://64.207.137.124/forums/images/smilies/heroes/superman_1_Rev.gif
dey would Flame my azz fer wearin my Underwear
on teh owtside of my Spandex! http://www.snapoffracing.com/forums/images/smilies/superman.gif

[ICE420]

Last option, now if I could be a Superhero i´d be Hiro, the advantages are endless.

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s142/millicentmudd/heroes/hiro-300.jpg

[Locklear]

Hiro is badass, but Peter Petrelli owns all. I mean come on now, he has Hiro's power, and then some.

Heroes is the best show I have ever seen. Ever.

[brownbearclan]

If I were Superman I'd be a douche...and I'd use my x-ray vision to look at bewbs all day.

I like Terminator the Sara Conner Chronicles better. Plus if your like me and my wife, we've totally lost interest in Hero's due to the gay ass writers strike.

[PA]

i'd totally flaunt that shit.

[Nanabunga]

Heroes is the shit. Claire needs to get a good boning from me.

Now if I were Superman, what would I do ?

Dunno, but I know what I wouldn't do . .





go horse back riding.

[ICE420]

Heroes is the shit. Claire needs to get a good boning from me.

Now if I were Superman, what would I do ?

Dunno, but I know what I wouldn't do . .





go horse back riding.

:1orglaugh: , good advice,

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2004/10/11/reeve372.jpg

[Locklear]

Heroes is the shit. Claire needs to get a good boning from me.

Now if I were Superman, what would I do ?

Dunno, but I know what I wouldn't do . .





go horse back riding.

Claire has a pretty badass ability. You could do anything with that ability. What the fuck are people going to do? Shoot you? I think not.

Oh and Superman was definitely a douchebag. Punk should have been fighting in WW2 / Nam.

[asdf]

I'd probably be a corrupt fuck.

Killing anyone who gave me shit or totally humiliating them.

Breaking open bank vaults, stealing shit, raping chicks, etc...

[Locklear]

I'd probably be a corrupt fuck.

Killing anyone who gave me shit or totally humiliating them.

Breaking open bank vaults, stealing shit, raping chicks, etc...

Well said my good fellow.

I don't think anyone could handle that much power and not go insane with it. That's where they fucked up making Superman.

For example... Say I'm having a bad day right? I just walk outside, find the nearest person that just pisses me off when I look at them. Grab them and fly up as high as possible, and release them. Fly at the same speed they are falling and just observe their reaction. Just before they hit the ground, catch and save them... When people start cheering and he's thanking you, cave his fucking head in with a punch.

+points if you videotape it.

[hoschiadedodi]

I'd probably be the biggest treehugger if I were Superman.

-He's a fucking perpetual machine so I could supply more power than a powerplant without pollution and stuff.
- I'd help wrecked and leaking oil-tankers and clean the ocean.
- I would use my ice breath to stop the poles from melting.

I would I'd be also using my supersenses to detect terrorists and I'd also get pres... people will always vote for Superman.

[Imbalanced]

I'd keep that shit a secret.
If peeps knew that I waz teh Superman, http://64.207.137.124/forums/images/smilies/heroes/superman_1_Rev.gif
dey would Flame my azz fer wearin my Underwear
on teh owtside of my Spandex! http://www.snapoffracing.com/forums/images/smilies/superman.gif

it's ok Ozzie...i wear my underwear on my head and run around calling myself Captain Underpants.


i was also eating a shroom pizza at the time...