HIV POSITIVE

[mastershake407]

Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery shopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT!". Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!". By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Miss Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.

Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, 'Ma'am get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

[PA]

You sir, just made me LOL

good job :xyxthumbs:

[Afronaught]

Thats unbelievably...... cruel....


But it hopefully scared the living shit out of mom to controll her kids in the future

[amaizenblue]

that shit is funny. I almost want to get bitten by some brat at the supermarket, now.

[Afronaught]

Ok this is probably a stupid question...

But do kids actually misbehave like that where you live? I've never experience unruly behavior from children in a supermarket, in South Africa or in Asia, is it an American trait amongst children?

[mastershake407]

Ok this is probably a stupid question...

But do kids actually misbehave like that where you live? I've never experience unruly behavior from children in a supermarket, in South Africa or in Asia, is it an American trait amongst children?


ya they do. but very rare if you want an example look at a commercial for zazu condoms. i would link you to youtube but it was removed due to a ToS violation. the fuck?

[Big Ozzie]

Ok this is probably a stupid question...

But do kids actually misbehave like that where you live? I've never experience unruly behavior from children in a supermarket, in South Africa or in Asia, is it an American trait amongst children?

No, they DO NOT.
Never in all of my years shopping or working have I seen an unruly child bite someone...let alone a stranger.
The worse that you may get is kids running around, perhaps running into someone or knocking something over. Then there is the occasional temper tantrum because they want something and can not have it.
But BITE someone?
Doubt it.....Sorry, Mastershake, while your story is entertaining, I doubt the validity of it.

[PA]

ya they do. if you want an example look at a commercial for zazu condoms. i would link you to youtube but it was removed due to a ToS violation. the fuck?

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[Big Ozzie]

My size 14 extra wide and a roll of shipping tape would take care of THAT^^^^^ problem in short time! Lil Bastid!

[hoschiadedodi]

http://www.bash.org/?777977

[Big Ozzie]

http://www.bash.org/?777977

aaaaaahhhhh.....PWNED by ODIN !!! LOL

[PA]

http://www.bash.org/?777977

lol.. good find!

@mastershake407- lol @ rules 21,22,24 haha... still u did it for teh lulz :xyxthumbs:

[jaba]

Scam.
But funny. :smokin:

[verticalkiller]

I worked in a grocery store in a wealthy part of town which = stuck up parents and undiciplined children. We never habiters though, but i've heard of them.

Once I was on the register and this boy about 8-10yo was asking me about some candy or something, these two girls went by, we looked at them, they looked at us and one called us assholes and they giggled andwalked off. They were like 13-15 so the kid looks crushed, I said dont worry about it or something.He goes looking for his mum. Well, he comes back later with his mom and all their groceries, the girls walk by again he goes out to the main aisle with them and says ' YOU FUCKING BITCHES!' The mother and I both look at him and she asks in a totally normal voice ' who was that dear?' Just some girls who called us assholes he says 'oh ok then'

wtf....

[Quackers]

Ok this is probably a stupid question...

But do kids actually misbehave like that where you live? I've never experience unruly behavior from children in a supermarket, in South Africa or in Asia, is it an American trait amongst children?


My 5 year old brother isnt beyond biting, but he confines his violence to family members at homes.

When I worked in tesco's there weree somr right cuntish brats, usually the parents were just as idiotic. LOudly swearing at their kids in the middle of the store etrc, or not disiplining them. One bloke and his small fun started pratcinging what I can only describle as 'wrestling moves' while queing. I wasn't ammused when the kid started screaminig.

[mastershake407]

rule 26

I FUCKING LOVE TRAINS!
FPH40 FUCK YA!
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/15/cmTRAIN_wideweb__470x316,0.jpg

[Locklear]

Haha if some little fucking kid bit me at a supermarket, I'd have that bewildered "WTF???!?!?!" look... shortly before being arrested for beating them into a wheelchair.

I can't stand kids. Been thinking about a vasectomy at age 18.

[Raidenator]

Ok this is probably a stupid question...

But do kids actually misbehave like that where you live? I've never experience unruly behavior from children in a supermarket, in South Africa or in Asia, is it an American trait amongst children?

Apparently. That's why I hate kids, at least in the general aspect. Kids are awesome when you hang out with them, like my sister's kids and shit, but the kids I see at the store and stuff are unruly bastards.

I've never seen a biter like that, but I've seen plenty of kids like the one in that Zazoo commercial. Parents are too fucking lazy or too pussy to take control of their kids.

[YourAfuckingMoron]

FAKE.

[Axis]

FAKE.

xD



I hate kids too, they never shut up...

[psycho_terror]

hey! this guy's a phony, a big fat phony.

[ceehound619]

any kid who bites me is getting slapped.... I dont give a fuck who it is.

[brownbearclan]

I pretty much think that story pretty much sucks all around, but in Mastershake's defense he never really stated that it happened to him specifically.

Also, I have seen a few unruly kids out in public but most the time the parents are in control and keep their little rats in line.

[Josh85]

LOL.. nicely done.

But.. what the fuck sort of country do you live in where kids bite you?

Fuck if some kid bit me out in public I'd pick the cunt up and throw him through a plate glass window.

[HeyBuddy]

I have never been bitten. I've had kids run into me, and accidentally hit me with toys, etc. I usually go about my business unless the same kid is a problem over and over. Then I go after the parent. Kids are kids, but the parents should put up with the problems, not me.