View Full Version : One lucky bastard, shot in face.
Locklear
February 23rd, 2008, 09:25 PM
SGT C said that he heard a lot of small arms fire and yelling, so he thought he would round the corner and size up the situation before advancing his team. Unfortunately, as he turned the corner, he found himself staring directly into the barrel of a 9mm automatic pistol. SGT C said he never had time to be scared, he just knew he was dead. The terrorist pulled the trigger and, miraculously, SGT C found himself still standing. He figured the bullet had missed. He advanced on the Iraqi, who immediately surrendered. After the enemy was rounded up, SGT C said he started to feel light headed and one of his soldiers insisted that he proceed to the hospital. He realized at this time that he had lost his front tooth in the gun fight. He figured the ballistic shock from the weapon's blast had knocked it loose. He was wrong.
When he presented early that morning Major Kimberly Perkins, our oral surgeon, took a panograph and discovered the incredible truth. The 9mm bullet did NOT miss SGT C. He was hit directly in the face. The bullet entered just below his nose where it impacted the apex of #8. The energy from the bullet was transferred to the tooth, literally ejecting the tooth from its socket, and stopping the bullet in its track. Other than the missing tooth, the majority of SGT C's injuries were confined to soft tissue.
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6841/soldiertoothmt4.png
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Couldn't find the news article but found the story here.
http://www.blurgit.com/story/2007/3/26/14541/8892
Locklear
February 23rd, 2008, 09:31 PM
Another.
jUyesihMliA
yup
February 23rd, 2008, 09:32 PM
^^^
I love it, look at the source for the video.
skunk the disc golfer
February 23rd, 2008, 09:39 PM
He still has an ugly smirk on his face. :smokin:
Locklear
February 23rd, 2008, 09:41 PM
"The terrorist pulled the trigger and, miraculously, SGT C found himself still standing. He figured the bullet had missed. He advanced on the Iraqi, who immediately surrendered."
ROFL could you imagine being that Iraqi? Just shot a guy in the face, and he just come at you ready to kick your ass. I love that.
Taurino
February 23rd, 2008, 09:41 PM
yeah my dad got shot 4 times in the face one time by some drive hit men when I was 7.
He's still alive and well. Bullets didn't penetrate deeply. Miracoulasly the bullets just stopped at the bone...
Locklear
February 23rd, 2008, 09:46 PM
yeah my dad got shot 4 times in the face one time by some drive hit men when I was 7.
He's still alive and well. Bullets didn't penetrate deeply. Miracoulasly the bullets just stopped at the bone...
By what, a BB gun? :1orglaugh:
If that story is true he's one lucky bastard.
JooX
February 23rd, 2008, 09:47 PM
What a lucky SOB, and what a great story (now) that he can tell... and never have to buy beer again.
And I would just LOVE to have seen that guys face.
*Ummm didnt I just shoot that guy point blank in the face?*
*Oh crap, he's just looking at me very angrily and coming this way*
Might be an idea to let this guy go back to his buddies to tell the story...
"No seriously, right in the face... his fucking TOOTH deflected the bullet"
"That's it Allabudadoody" "We are so the fuck clearing out of Iraq tonight"
Taurino
February 23rd, 2008, 09:48 PM
lmfao.... at the end of the article..
"this is why you should brush your teeth"
Taurino
February 23rd, 2008, 09:49 PM
By what, a BB gun? :1orglaugh:
If that story is true he's one lucky bastard.
No true story.
I mean 50 cent got shot like wut 9 times? and he's still walking.
JooX
February 23rd, 2008, 09:53 PM
No true story.
I mean 50 cent got shot like wut 9 times? and he's still walking.
I'll buy the upgraded ammo for them if they want to try again.
Locklear
February 23rd, 2008, 10:04 PM
I'll buy the upgraded ammo for them if they want to try again.
To kill 50 Cent? I second the motion of upgrading the ammo.
HeyBuddy
February 23rd, 2008, 10:13 PM
If he were truly lucky, he would have never been shot. Just my opinion.
JooX
February 23rd, 2008, 10:20 PM
If he were truly lucky, he would have never been shot. Just my opinion.
True enough, but if it's going to happen... I'd rather have my tooth fall out over my brains leaking out the back of my head.
HeyBuddy
February 23rd, 2008, 10:37 PM
True enough, but if it's going to happen... I'd rather have my tooth fall out over my brains leaking out the back of my head.
That is an excellent point, and explains why people in the ghetto get their teeth lined with metal. :xyxthumbs:
http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2006/07/30/0000418518/goldteeth.jpg
JooX
February 23rd, 2008, 11:03 PM
BLING-MAN
"Yo" "Dont nun of U hoze wurry" "I gots da bling on ma teef an I protectarize Uz allz when da drive byz gang n banggaz cum on down to ya hizzowz"
*I cant find one, so ill draw up the pic and post it in a bit*
JooX
February 23rd, 2008, 11:28 PM
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/336/image005wn0.jpg
Josh85
February 24th, 2008, 12:11 AM
One of the guys at my work reckons his grandad got shot in his forehead and it came out the back of his head.. passed right between the "groove" in his brain.
I reckon he's bullshitting. But meh
brownbearclan
February 24th, 2008, 02:31 PM
To kill 50 Cent? I second the motion of upgrading the ammo.
I'll throw in some shooting lessons. :1orglaugh:
Anyone else ever notice that 50 Cent (god that's a retarded name) raps in monotone? He sounds just like that other lame ass rapper "Mase."
brownbearclan
February 24th, 2008, 02:35 PM
That is an excellent point, and explains why people in the ghetto get their teeth lined with metal. :xyxthumbs:
http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2006/07/30/0000418518/goldteeth.jpg
LOL!
That Dude: "I want my teef to look as yella as possible hommie."
"Grill" Maker: "Whatever floats your boat pal, that'll be 5 g's cash up front cause nobody is gonna buy this shit if you don't."
Nanabunga
February 24th, 2008, 02:40 PM
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/336/image005wn0.jpg
LOL
Is that a 'pimp cane' he's got in his left hand ?
:xyxthumbs:
Locklear
February 24th, 2008, 04:40 PM
I'll throw in some shooting lessons. :1orglaugh:
Anyone else ever notice that 50 Cent (god that's a retarded name) raps in monotone? He sounds just like that other lame ass rapper "Mase."
Yeah I noticed it too. I only listen to one song, "Many Men" when PvPing in WoW. I am a fucking PvP killing machine.
That is an excellent point, and explains why people in the ghetto get their teeth lined with metal. :xyxthumbs:
http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2006/07/30/0000418518/goldteeth.jpg
Put one right in his head.
Steal teeth.
Profit.
Snuff.
February 24th, 2008, 04:50 PM
"The terrorist pulled the trigger and, miraculously, SGT C found himself still standing. He figured the bullet had missed. He advanced on the Iraqi, who immediately surrendered."
ROFL could you imagine being that Iraqi? Just shot a guy in the face, and he just come at you ready to kick your ass. I love that.
:1orglaugh:
No shit- bullet proof Americans. Wonder if he thought it was divine intervention or not.
crazyjoe
February 24th, 2008, 05:27 PM
damn..good incentive to drink milk so your bones will be strong
strong bones=strong teeth=bullet deflecting teeth!
hopper44
February 24th, 2008, 05:37 PM
shit he was lucky
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