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FileCabi.net
March 31st, 2008, 08:35 PM
An elephant painting self portrait (http://www.filecabi.net/video/Elephant_Paints_Self_Portrait.html)

freestyler_3
March 31st, 2008, 08:44 PM
ok this is really boring............................................ .....................
its loading reallllllly slow but it doesnt lookt like this elephant is going to paint himself really fast so ill let it load an few years.

antifreeze
March 31st, 2008, 09:01 PM
Why does it take forever to download? If I wanted that I would goto ebaum world.

The elephant has more talent than Geo Bush.

Tilly
March 31st, 2008, 09:12 PM
Why does it take forever to download? If I wanted that I would goto ebaum world.

The elephant has more talent than Geo Bush.

Wow, political humor at its best.

Epyon_761
March 31st, 2008, 09:26 PM
Boring.................................. and long

JooX
March 31st, 2008, 09:33 PM
Good to see Rosie is getting to express herself artistically again.

FS88
March 31st, 2008, 10:13 PM
Good to see Rosie is getting to express herself artistically again.

lmao :xyxthumbs:

Once I saw it wasn't O'Donnell, I passed. Was taking too long, and boring as hell.

antifreeze
March 31st, 2008, 10:37 PM
Good to see Rosie is getting to express herself artistically again.

Thats an insult to the elephant.

They tired to make her go to fat camp, she said no, no, no....

rubicks
April 1st, 2008, 02:02 AM
Wow just imagine this elephant doing a Pro Hart picture:)

shawn awesome
April 1st, 2008, 02:51 AM
ive pissed patterns in the snow more coherant than that.



fuck elephants

rubicks
April 1st, 2008, 03:10 AM
ive pissed patterns in the snow more coherant than that.



fuck elephants
you supply the ladder i will give it a go:1orglaugh:

frisco2
April 1st, 2008, 04:27 AM
That's an arm inside a imitation trunk, a bit of trick photography going on here i think. If this was the case, he should be in gordon browns shoes.
he would definitly do a better job at running the country,

Karma
April 1st, 2008, 08:26 AM
IF this isn't fake, then it is incredable.


it sure does look like a fist at parts

loadrunner
April 1st, 2008, 09:01 AM
tomato in a blender

painting elephant


what next?

granny writing a Shakespear poem with het titties?


:D :D

Howdja
April 1st, 2008, 10:07 AM
Dumbo and Dali collide.

Oni-Neko
April 1st, 2008, 11:50 AM
8 minutes? Loads so slow I can't skip to the good part? No thanks. I'll just go ahead and say that it's really pretty neat if an elephant can really have artistic expression, but who knows?

paulbrown49
April 1st, 2008, 01:09 PM
i wounder how long they beat the elephant before it did the painting well enough to sell to tourists?

JACKASS2010
April 1st, 2008, 01:33 PM
that was cool!!! very cool!!!!

brownbearclan
April 1st, 2008, 01:59 PM
Elephants doing self portraits, monkeys riding motorcycles, they're going to take over the world next AHHHHHHHH! :1orglaugh: :xyxthumbs:

JooX
April 1st, 2008, 02:03 PM
Elephants doing self portraits, monkeys riding motorcycles, they're going to take over the world next AHHHHHHHH! :1orglaugh: :xyxthumbs:

Oh yeah, did you see the chimp running America?


ZING!

Followed by some 'FTW' things and the like.

Tilly
April 1st, 2008, 02:04 PM
i wounder how long they beat the elephant before it did the painting well enough to sell to tourists?

Probably about as long as it took me to torture my dog to sit and stand. I swear, I have to put him in the rack and iron maiden at least three times a day before he fucking does anything. That's the only way to learn 'em a thing or two. I was this close to saying fuck it and just having him drawn and quartered.

JooX
April 1st, 2008, 02:07 PM
Probably about as long as it took me to torture my dog to sit and stand. I swear, I have to put him in the rack and iron maiden at least three times a day before he fucking does anything. That's the only way to learn 'em a thing or two. I was this close to saying fuck it and just having him drawn and quartered.


Oh sweet!
So you have horses as well.







:rolleyes:

Tilly
April 1st, 2008, 02:09 PM
Oh sweet!
So you have horses as well.







:rolleyes:

Oh Christ! Don't get me started on the pain in the ass it took to train those retards.

JooX
April 1st, 2008, 02:12 PM
Oh Christ! Don't get me started on the pain in the ass it took to train those retards.

And a donkey... sweet. :xyxthumbs:

Tilly
April 1st, 2008, 02:15 PM
And a donkey... sweet. :xyxthumbs:

You got it! I got the Manson family to hack it into crude little snausages and force fed it to the horses with a branding iron if they didn't do what I told them. The Manson family was the easiest to train though. All they needed was some LSD and a deep dicking since they had no minds of their own to begin with.

JooX
April 1st, 2008, 02:21 PM
A mind fuck was dished out then?

I must say old chap, your training style might be just what we need down at the ministry for KICK ARSE AWSOME FIGHTING THINGS TRAINING.

Are you available on alternate Tuesdays, every second Friday not falling on odd days, and the usual 'call in sick because it's Monday' Monday's?


Pay is the same as now, only with no paperwork.

chinni
April 1st, 2008, 02:29 PM
Woop-de-fucking-doo, an elephant can paint. First a monkey riding a bike now this! Lifes full of surprises.

broggi
April 1st, 2008, 02:29 PM
ive pissed patterns in the snow more coherant than that.



fuck elephants

ha, Maddox.

This is actually better than most of the shit that morons consider art these days (that's made by humans!).

freestyler_3
April 1st, 2008, 07:01 PM
ow i got it!

its some guys in an elephant suit, yep that's it.

Monstermash
April 2nd, 2008, 01:52 PM
ha, Maddox.

This is actually better than most of the shit that morons consider art these days (that's made by humans!).

Agree with that. Lets say it is genuine, then that would be incredible. It would be mean an elephant is far more intelligent then we give it credit for. First of all it has to have an imagination and probably has intellectual skills that are the same as children of say four or five or even older, but this is just one example. It's a pity that we can't understand what these and other creatures such as whales and dolphins or even our pet dog are thinking. How can we communicate with alien life forms, when we can't communicate with the life on our own planet. This could not only change the way we think about them but the way we also think about ourselves.

Professor
April 2nd, 2008, 04:00 PM
tomato in a blender

painting elephant


what next?

granny writing a Shakespear poem with het titties?


:D :D

brb

martiniac
April 2nd, 2008, 08:17 PM
I want one!

Firep0w3r
April 3rd, 2008, 05:50 PM
I would like to befriend this one.....

icarus08854
April 4th, 2008, 02:15 AM
They beat the living crap of the poor animal in orde to make it do the stupid art.. If could be called like art... >:/

Seymour Tittz
April 6th, 2008, 02:17 PM
That's an arm inside a imitation trunk, a bit of trick photography going on here i think. If this was the case, he should be in gordon browns shoes.
he would definitly do a better job at running the country,

It's very simple really, there's a real tall guy with a loooong arm stuck up the elephant's ass and manipulating the trunk like a huge muppet.

DC Thug
April 7th, 2008, 01:38 AM
dude so I saw that the video was 8 minutes long... I didn't know if I wanted to stick around for the whole thing, but I was transfixed. I watched the whole thing in awe.

The best part? This elephant is working for peanuts. PEANUTS I say. lol.

And what are the elephants in the US doing? Nothing. I say we put those critters to work.

Red/Yellow
April 7th, 2008, 02:36 AM
If that is not faked, it is pretty interesting. It sort of resembles some form of scale deprived human-elephant hybrid.