Lock's letter from bootcamp

[Locklear]

Hey Filecabi noobs, this place is a lot different than I thought. The DI's aren't bad at all. The worst part is the PT (physical training), they push you so far you could swear you were about to drop dead. I've been here 3 weeks today and the DI' are starting to lighten up a bit. The first day they were crazy though, kicking everyone's shit around and screaming. The time here is going fast though. Sometimes it gets hard though, I'm wiling to bet 99% of this platoon has second guessed their decision to join the Marine Corps about 1000 times since they have gotten here, including me, but a lot of the time you don't have time to think. I came here a smoker, and for the 3 weeks I've been without a cigarette I haven't had one nicotine craving. We don't do as much physical shit as I thought we would. We have PT like every other day, and on off days we drill (march) and have class. We have a lot of classes here. We wake up at 4 am and go to bed at about 8 pm. The four best times of day are mail call, chow, free time, and lights out. Well, it's about time I did something else, running out of free time. Peace noobs. :smilie_flagge13:

(Lock asked me to type & post this letter for him. The only contact with the "outside world" is by snail mail. If you would like to write a note to Lock, I will print and mail to him. Peace, Lock's Mom)

[JACKASS2010]

hmm.... so that's where Lock's been!!! i kinda remember him saying something about it...i need to improve my memory span....

anyways tell Lock that we're proud of him(well,MOST of us!) and that we wish him the best.:xyxthumbs:

[Haseknumber39]

Good luck

And has he done any firing (weapon wise)

[Raidenator]

Eh..Lock's mom came on here to a website with a bunch of random people to tell us how he's doing? Sounds pretty fishy to me.

In any case, BT isn't so bad.

[Tilly]

Good luck

And has he done any firing (weapon wise)

If they're still doing it the way I remember, they start shooting in the second phase of boot camp. I'm guessing he's probably aiming and dry firing at a barrel right now.

[ICE420]

Hey Lock´s mom, how are you ? do you like our little Den ? will you become a serial poster like the rest of us ?

I think bootcamp is a good thing for your little Lock, and a good thing for you also, gives you more free time to spend on the internet.

You get to meet some great characters on the internet, of this i´m sure you are aware Mrs Lock.

Well say hello from me to ol´bleeding eyes.

[Nanabunga]

Hi Locks mom !

Welcome to kakakabee.com !

Are you hot ? Single ? Wanna chat ?

A/S/L/ please !

Hope you have fun here at kakakabee.com !

Enjoy !

:omg:

[JACKASS2010]

Hey Lock´s mom, how are you ? do you like our little Den ? will you become a serial poster like the rest of us ?

I think bootcamp is a good thing for your little Lock, and a good thing for you also, gives you more free time to spend on the internet.

You get to meet some great characters on the internet, of this i´m sure you are aware Mrs Lock.

Well say hello from me to ol´bleeding eyes.

Hi Locks mom !

Welcome to kakakabee.com !

Are you hot ? Single ? Wanna chat ?

A/S/L/ please !

Hope you have fun here at kakakabee.com !

Enjoy !

:omg:

:1orglaugh: :1orglaugh: for some reason i KNEW this was gonna happen!!:1orglaugh:

[hoschiadedodi]

Hi Locklear's Mum! Do a search on Locklear's posts in the past and have fun reading! (http://filecabi.net/forum/search.php?do=finduser&u=81957) :smokin:

[JACKASS2010]

Hi Locklear's Mum! Do a search on Locklear's posts in the past and have fun reading! (http://filecabi.net/forum/search.php?do=finduser&u=81957) :smokin:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA you evil bastid:xyxthumbs:

ingenious:1orglaugh:

[ICE420]

Come on Mrs.Lock, don´t be shy, we see you lurking.



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[Heero Valentine]

Hi Locks mom !

Welcome to kakakabee.com !

Are you hot ? Single ? Wanna chat ?

A/S/L/ please !

Hope you have fun here at kakakabee.com !

Enjoy !

:omg:

i thought... let's refrain myself from saying stuff like that.
:omg: and then you do it...

[ICE420]

i thought... let's refrain myself from saying stuff like that.
:omg: and then you do it...

No refrain needed:xyxthumbs: , so go ahead.

[Tilly]

Not sure I like the path this has taken. :omg:

[Heero Valentine]

Not sure I like the path this has taken. :omg:

every path leads to your anus...
:omg: wait what?!

[Nanabunga]

i thought... let's refrain myself from saying stuff like that.
:omg: and then you do it...

Not sure I like the path this has taken. :omg:


So am I to believe that you two really think this is locks mom ?


:omg:

[Heero Valentine]

So am I to believe that you two really think this is locks mom ?


:omg:

:omg: i never believe anything that's said on the internet.
pics or it didn't happen.

>.> tits or gtfo.

[Nanabunga]

>.> tits or gtfo.

Heero,

do you really want to see my tits ?

:1orglaugh:

[Big Ozzie]

If they're still doing it the way I remember, they start shooting in the second phase of boot camp. I'm guessing he's probably aiming and dry firing at a barrel right now.

MMMMMM. YEP!
"Ready on the Left?
"ready on the Right?"
"The Firing Line is READY, SIR!"
"COMMENCE FIRING!!"
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http://www.armybasic.homestead.com/files/drill-instructor-115x230.gif"CEASE FIRING...CEASE FIRING!"
"Locklear, you Maggot! What the Hell are you doing, Recruit?"
"Why did you Shoot your CO, Little Girl?!?!"
"Get down and give me two zero, you Noob type Recruit!!"
"AND I'd Better HEAR THEM!"
"P.I. is going to be a Valley by the time I am Done with YOU!"


AHOOO-RAHH!!! Semper Fidelis ........BIG O

[jbb]

Mama lock,
Tell babylock (recruitlock) it is good to hear from him. And also tell him if he has beat the cigarette craving, then just stay away from them, don't even give it a second thought. I remember in boot camp (twenty years ago) guys went without cig priviledges for 6 or 7 weeks and as soon as they got them back, BAM! right back to smoking. I won't tell him the health risks, he should have heard those enough by now (although I did loose two grandparents to lung cancer!). Tell him to add up the money they cost him every week and put that money in a savings account and see how quick it grows. then tell him to blow the money on something worth while (camera,laptop, etc.)

He sounds like he is doing good. but if he gets down, just tell him to remember, it will end !

take care, jbb.

[tgd_02]

hmm

....
well tell that noob we ssaid GL and w.e

and thats all im sayin

[PlaneswalkerX]

(Lock asked me to type & post this letter for him. The only contact with the "outside world" is by snail mail. If you would like to write a note to Lock, I will print and mail to him. Peace, Lock's Mom)

Is there a Mr. Locklear?

[Haseknumber39]

If they're still doing it the way I remember, they start shooting in the second phase of boot camp. I'm guessing he's probably aiming and dry firing at a barrel right now.

Aye I see

So they still use the M4s and stuff during training or just old crappy stuff?

[Tilly]

Aye I see

So they still use the M4s and stuff during training or just old crappy stuff?

No, the Marine Corps uses M16s. I've only ever seen M4s issued to Staff NCOs and Officers who for whatever reason carry more than just a pistol. When I was in boot camp, we got old and crappy M16s, but I heard that they're issuing out the newer M16 A4 models in boot camp now.

The rest of our gear, like packs and other equipment, was Korean and Vietnam War era shit. Typically, the Marine Corps gets hand-me-down gear from the Army since the Marines' budget is far lower in ratio to the rest of the military.

[Locklear]

LOL thank you all for your posts, after I'm done laughing, I'll copy and mail them to him. ALL of the recruits live for their mail, it is the only bright spot of their day (followed closely by chow). I'm sure he'll have a reply to some of you:p Lock's Mom

[Locklear]

So am I to believe that you two really think this is locks mom ?


:omg:

Ummm, large, smooth orbs are gone, and in its place I put Peace:smilie_flagge13:.....

This really is Lock's mom :p

[rubicks]

Not sure I like the path this has taken. :omg:
The path to true happiness is often twisted,yeah which is why we are all here hi mrs Locklear

[yup]

Tell him GG noobly lawlz roflcopter.

[Heero Valentine]

Heero,

do you really want to see my tits ?

:1orglaugh:

:omg: not your man boobs...
>.> it was @ locklear's mom.

[PlaneswalkerX]

Lock's mom, I have a letter I want to send to Locklear if you don't mind. Here it goes.

Dear Locklear,

While you are away at boot camp, I'm going to bang your mom.

Your friend,
PlaneswalkerX

Thank you

[YourAfuckingMoron]

I WONDER IF LOCK'S MOM IS A MILF. BTW TELL LOCK YAFM SAID "LEWL GG" HE'LL UNDERSTAND

[Haseknumber39]

No, the Marine Corps uses M16s. I've only ever seen M4s issued to Staff NCOs and Officers who for whatever reason carry more than just a pistol. When I was in boot camp, we got old and crappy M16s, but I heard that they're issuing out the newer M16 A4 models in boot camp now.

The rest of our gear, like packs and other equipment, was Korean and Vietnam War era shit. Typically, the Marine Corps gets hand-me-down gear from the Army since the Marines' budget is far lower in ratio to the rest of the military.

Ah right, So certain Ranks use different weapons then, never knew that, pretty stupid if you ask me

Personally I dont really get why the US Government doesnt give them all the A4, there rich enough surely?

[Tilly]

Ah right, So certain Ranks use different weapons then, never knew that, pretty stupid if you ask me

Personally I dont really get why the US Government doesnt give them all the A4, there rich enough surely?

Well most staff NCOs and Officers aren't really supposed to be out in the front anyway, so they only get a pistol sidearm. Isn't that how it is everywhere? Those that do go out to the front need something more compact than a rifle, which is why they get M4s.

[Monstermash]

Lock's mom, I have a letter I want to send to Locklear if you don't mind. Here it goes.

Dear Locklear,

While you are away at boot camp, I'm going to bang your mom.

Your friend,
PlaneswalkerX

Thank you

Lock's Mum your going to get a few posts like this one I guarantee it lol.

I'm a bit confused. Is Lock in a Bootcamp for you know naughty lads and will he then be out after doing his 'time' or is Lock now enrolled in the marines or something? :omg:

Your son also trusted you enough to go on his computer and go onto his internet zones. He is a brave lad :1orglaugh:

You're brave too for going on his internet zones :eek7:

I don't think this place is always advisable for mums, I wouldn't let my mum on here, although it would be educational :D

[Big Ozzie]

Lock's Mum your going to get a few posts like this one I guarantee it lol.

I'm a bit confused. Is Lock in a Bootcamp for you know naughty lads and will he then be out after doing his 'time' or is Lock now enrolled in the marines or something?

Your son also trusted you enough to go on his computer and go onto his internet zones. He is a brave lad

You're brave too for going on his internet zones

I don't think this place is always advisable for mums, I wouldn't let my mum on here, although it would be educational

Yep Lock's a Friggin JarHead now......anudder damn sandflea bitten grunt! :smilie_flagge13:
Sure he trusts his Mom to go on FileCabi.net with his account...what's she gonna do, start Dating sumone? :rolleyes: (PM me yer Phone # and a Picshur....do ya own a Fishin Boat? and can ya Cook? I am Single, Kids all Grown and Tired of Eating Peanut Butter and Jelly fer Dinner!)

'sides, umm he didn't give her his Password for the Free Porn Forum,
Did He? :eek7:

Here's a Preview.......
_GGGAJ_2TvQ

[Monstermash]

Yep Lock's a Friggin JarHead now......anudder damn sandflea bitten grunt! :smilie_flagge13:
Sure he trusts his Mom to go on FileCabi.net with his account...what's she gonna do, start Dating sumone? :rolleyes: (PM me yer Phone # and a Picshur....do ya own a Fishin Boat? and can ya Cook? I am Single, Kids all Grown and Tired of Eating Peanut Butter and Jelly fer Dinner!)

'sides, umm he didn't give her his Password for the Free Porn Forum,
Did He? :eek7:

Here's a Preview.......
_GGGAJ_2TvQ

Now she's worried :1orglaugh:

[Raidenator]

Lock's Mom, check his history. You might find some interesting things in there.

[Josh85]

Let him know that I'm infinately better then him at everything.

and that I love him.

[Josh85]

Lock's Mom, check his history. You might find some interesting things in there.

Hahaha

[ceehound619]

ahhh... lock still lives with mommy??? how touching.....no surprise to me though. :rolleyes:

[Tilly]

ahhh... lock still lives with mommy??? how touching.....no surprise to me though. :rolleyes:

Why, because he's 19? Besides, now he lives wherever he's stationed.

[ceehound619]

Why, because he's 19? Besides, now he lives wherever he's stationed.
hopefully the marines will help him mature intellectually.

[Tilly]

hopefully the marines will help him mature intellectually.

Yeah, I hope so too.

[hoschiadedodi]

Lock's Mom, check his history. You might find some interesting things in there.

*yawn*

Hi Locklear's Mum! Do a search on Locklear's posts in the past and have fun reading! (http://filecabi.net/forum/search.php?do=finduser&u=81957) :smokin:

[Heero Valentine]

:omg: not your man boobs...
>.> it was @ locklear's mom.

i confess... i want to see nanabags.



















































:omg:

[Big Ozzie]

i confess... i want to see nanabags.

:omg:

Don't blame me....You asked fer it!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i1/OZZIETHEBEAR/thumb_gynecomastia.jpg

[Heero Valentine]

Don't blame me....You asked fer it!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i1/OZZIETHEBEAR/thumb_gynecomastia.jpg


:omg: i meant nana's bags...see what i did there...nanabags
>.> and if this is nana...why do you have this image stored on your computer?
nice tits might i add :omg:

[Big Ozzie]

:omg: i meant nana's bags...see what i did there...nanabags
>.> and if this is nana...why do you have this image stored on your computer?
nice tits might i add :omg:

ummmmmm, we were comparing our Manly Chests? :eek7:

[Heero Valentine]

ummmmmm, we were comparing our Manly Chests? :eek7:

so who won?
:eek7: and is there a possibility that you two are actually shemales?

[Quackers]

Does Lock's mum swallow?

Good to hear Lock is doing well though!

3 weeks without a ciggy though?!?!

Thats insane, I couldn't do that. Pretty shameful on the army for not allowing him to smoke though.

[Tilly]

Does Lock's mum swallow?

Good to hear Lock is doing well though!

3 weeks without a ciggy though?!?!

Thats insane, I couldn't do that. Pretty shameful on the army for not allowing him to smoke though.

It's boot camp. You're supposed to not have any freedoms there. After boot camp, he can smoke.

[Josh85]

Does Lock's mum swallow?

Good to hear Lock is doing well though!

3 weeks without a ciggy though?!?!

Thats insane, I couldn't do that. Pretty shameful on the army for not allowing him to smoke though.

Smoking is dying at an increasing rate.

There are so many places you can't smoke now. I dunno about other places but in australia you can't even smoke at the beach. You can't smoke in restaurants, you can't smoke here, you can't smoke there. At train stations, shopping centers. (I don't smoke btw)

And now they're turning their focus towards alcohol.. it has begun... the beginning of the end.

I mean I agree.. alcohol does nothing good. It is bad in every way. If alcohol were eliminated, so much would change.

But in the absense of one problem, another just raises it's head.

Look at the muslim/arabs. Alcohol is illegal or some shit over there.. at least it's against their religion.. but they're still crazy motherfuckers killing eachother because of religion.

what the fuck am I even talking about?

[JACKASS2010]

what the fuck am I even talking about?

don't worry i understand what you're saying...i think

[Raidenator]

*yawn*

Mine's better though. I meant his internet history. Not just on Filecabi.

[Firep0w3r]

Hey Filecabi noobs, this place is a lot different than I thought. The DI's aren't bad at all. The worst part is the PT (physical training), they push you so far you could swear you were about to drop dead. I've been here 3 weeks today and the DI' are starting to lighten up a bit. The first day they were crazy though, kicking everyone's shit around and screaming. The time here is going fast though. Sometimes it gets hard though, I'm wiling to bet 99% of this platoon has second guessed their decision to join the Marine Corps about 1000 times since they have gotten here, including me, but a lot of the time you don't have time to think. I came here a smoker, and for the 3 weeks I've been without a cigarette I haven't had one nicotine craving. We don't do as much physical shit as I thought we would. We have PT like every other day, and on off days we drill (march) and have class. We have a lot of classes here. We wake up at 4 am and go to bed at about 8 pm. The four best times of day are mail call, chow, free time, and lights out. Well, it's about time I did something else, running out of free time. Peace noobs. :smilie_flagge13:

(Lock asked me to type & post this letter for him. The only contact with the "outside world" is by snail mail. If you would like to write a note to Lock, I will print and mail to him. Peace, Lock's Mom)

Glad to hear he is doing well. BC & AIT can be a real bitch depending on your MOS. Good luck Lock.., look forward to a forced march, w/several doubletimes, for several miles in full gear before Bivwac.(Or however the Marines address their training.) Army talk here.

[jbb]

ummmmmm, we were comparing our Manly Chests? :eek7:

Manly chests or "mudslides" ? :1orglaugh:

[Big Ozzie]

Glad to hear he is doing well. BC & AIT can be a real bitch depending on your MOS. Good luck Lock.., look forward to a forced march, w/several doubletimes, for several miles in full gear before Bivwac.(Or however the Marines address their training.) Army talk here.

HAHAHAHA...Bivwac or Bivouac?!?! Lol...it can be spelled either way!
OMG, I remember it well! In the Pine Barrens at Ft Dix, NJ...
digging holes in the Sand for a Foxhole..."War Games"...shooting Blanks... Flash Suppressors on the M-16... left over WWII "C Rations" each with a small pack of cigarettes (4 smokes in each) if you were lucky, you got Marlboro Reds, the Brothers would trade for Kools and Newports.
I remember on E-5 Drill Sergeant named Sgt Fanto...fucker looked like a short, fat, Pig! About 5'6" (or less) and was one mean, spiteful azzhole who abused his position horribly.
About 5 recruits or enlisted men jumped him in the middle of the night while out on Bivouac. They gave him a Royal Blanket Party, tied him up to a Tree and stuffed one of his dirty socks in his mouth. They found him about a day and a half later. He could not ID who it was who did it and transferred to parts unknown a few weeks later.
He ended up getting killed in 'Nam...some say by "Friendly Fire" :omg:

[Nanabunga]

so who won?
:eek7: and is there a possibility that you two are actually shemales?

I saw that picture and simply ignored the whole thing but I'll be damned if Imma let anyone think I gots da manboobs like those saggy things.

:omg:

I have pectorals . . and my nips aint that nasty either . .

.


P.S. Locks mom, how you doin ? Wanna chat, maybe we can cyber, huh ? Any Pics ?

.

[ICE420]

Smoking is dying at an increasing rate.

There are so many places you can't smoke now. I dunno about other places but in australia you can't even smoke at the beach. You can't smoke in restaurants, you can't smoke here, you can't smoke there. At train stations, shopping centers. (I don't smoke btw)

And now they're turning their focus towards alcohol.. it has begun... the beginning of the end.

I mean I agree.. alcohol does nothing good. It is bad in every way. If alcohol were eliminated, so much would change.

But in the absense of one problem, another just raises it's head.

Look at the muslim/arabs. Alcohol is illegal or some shit over there.. at least it's against their religion.. but they're still crazy motherfuckers killing eachother because of religion.

what the fuck am I even talking about?

You can´t smoke on the Beach??, are you kiddin me? how the fuck they gonna enforce that stupid law ?

Even the pubs around here are starting to let the ban slide a bit, saying if the Government make laws that cannot be enforced why should they have to deal with all the shit, same with football stadiums, it´s illigal to smoke in them but everyone does. in a stadium full of 60, 000 screaming football fans someone having a ciggie is the last thing on the Stewerads and Police´s minds, infact where I sit there is a large amount of stoners and we openly sit there and skin up and they never ever even bat an eye, and they hardly think we are making them for later not with the sweey smell of Skunk in the air.

[MontysDouble]

You can´t smoke on the Beach??, are you kiddin me? how the fuck they gonna enforce that stupid law ?There's no law against smoking on the beach. You can't litter on the beach (without being a douchebag, or being fined) and there are no bins on the beach. I stash my butts until I get back to the carpark.

A little while back the Fremantle Business Association wanted to ban smoking on the cafe strip, so all the alfresco diners could eat in peace. This is like banning slingshots in a war zone: The cafe strip is constantly bumper to bumper with 'cruisers' showing off their wheels and stereos, and demonstrating their lack of good sense and taste in music. All those hotted up V8s exhausting along at 2km/h and they wanted to ban people exhaling spent tobacco by the mere lungful- get a clue!

Even the pubs around here are starting to let the ban slide a bit, saying if the Government make laws that cannot be enforced why should they have to deal with all the shit, same with football stadiums, it´s illigal to smoke in them but everyone does. in a stadium full of 60, 000 screaming football fans someone having a ciggie is the last thing on the Stewerads and Police´s minds, infact where I sit there is a large amount of stoners and we openly sit there and skin up and they never ever even bat an eye, and they hardly think we are making them for later not with the sweey smell of Skunk in the air.I'm not a sports watcher, but in 2006 I did have a season ticket to Sydney FC. I never saw a single person light up in the stadium. Outside the gates at half time was wall to wall with hopeless cases like myself hammering in coffin nails. :rolleyes:

I've no doubt at all that anyone caught lighting up whatever would be kicked out at the least, as they are from pubs and clubs.

Somehow I think that Lock's Mum has been justifiably dissuaded from this thread; probably this site- and with good reason. You should be ashamed of yoursleves- you know who you are! ;)

In case she hasn't: Good luck Lock. I hope your experience in the army is the best possible, and that you are never deployed to a conflict.

Remember one phrase: "I was just following orders." Kidding, totally kidding. :)