I am deciding to do something awesome.

[Fireball]

I have been into Hand Axes and my genitals since I was about 14, when I stuck one of those giant hatchets up my bum, it isn’t that it hurts, its what it looks like afterwards.

Well I have decided to move to something that will hurt like hell, and will not do anything to my body other then leaving a giant inflammation...

I’m going to do Hand Axe VS Genitals...

If you have no idea what that is...you are VERY SHELTERED. It’s pretty popular at Halloween events in larger cities, and is usually always around during a masochist convention, well to get to the point...

They take giant hatchets, stick them into your body and you hang from a rope off of the ground, and they swing your balls around.

I have always wanted to do something strange, and enlightening other than Brazilian fart fetishes. I feel that this is something that would be painful, yes, but at the same time a feeling of release, pure happiness, and to relieve stress.

Knowing that the only thing separating you from the asshole is a couple of strings of skin stuck into a part of your body, is just amazing to me. I'm weird if you haven’t realized that, but after gauging my nipples, my penis, getting shit on my two girls with a cup, etc. I feel this is something that IS permanent, and will only leave a few little marks on my vah-jj, so I really think I should do this!

I am going to go to a giant masochist convention next year, and I’m going to go through with it, with the most skilled and professional artists there is, Meehandl’ Yokock. Better to be safe then doing it myself or by a dumbass and getting my skin kept from being ripped out.

[JooX]

That sounds fucking AWESOME!

You should totally go out and do that... wickedness to the extreme.

Everyone will think you are super hard-core cool too.



Ive been hearing cool things about this hose in the exhaust pipe thing, might give it a go... start off with something easy before I move up to the hard core league like you.


EXTREME LIVING FTW!

[mousewallrat]

OHHHHHH, COOL! Post the pics! Send us the Vid! You Bad-ass! Go girl!
When you gonna do the Big Penetration? You know the sharpened wooden stake stuck in the ground? Very enlightening I hear, even though it leaves some marks and a bit of constant drippage. Anyway, you're such a Living God, all of us here at File Cabi.net worship you for your forward thinking grasp of the True Path To Enlightenment. I bow my head to you.

[psycho_terror]

A+ for effort!

[_LISA_]

I was gonna comment untill I scrolled to see you'd tagged this thread with "Fireball loves rape" so I decided just to say :wth: :omg: and :rofl:!

[PlaneswalkerX]

What's wrong with rape?

[evil ernie]

What's wrong with rape?

Is pepper spray involved?

if not...

i can't think of anything ..... :omg:

[buggermenot]

finally someone with a normal fetish. i think i will do this too!

[gamergirl1337]

What really sad, isnt the fact that you mocked me...which i really could care less...i think i laughed at this more then anything...

But people actually have done this before...prepare to mock me again for knowing about this as well....but check out "BME Pain Olympics" theres guys that actually do this...they become Eunichs..yeah that is pretty fucking disturbing...

I love the way you sarcastically made fun of my post though..i actually havent laughed that hard in a while...good one...

[mousewallrat]

What's wrong with rape?
Well, what a man and his goat do in the privacy of their pen is thier business wouldn't you say? As for rape...doesn't that usually cost a bit extra?

[Heero Valentine]

Well, what a man and his goat do in the privacy of their pen is thier business wouldn't you say? As for rape...doesn't that usually cost a bit extra?

not in my case...





























:omg: i eat my victims afterwards.

[JooX]

not in my case...


:omg: i eat my victims afterwards.



...AND practical. :thumb:

I hope you also use any non nommy left-overs on the garden.

Think green, rape and recycle, it's what mother nature wants.

[Heero Valentine]

...AND practical. :thumb:

I hope you also use any non nommy left-overs on the garden.

Think green, rape and recycle, it's what mother nature wants.

of course.
the bones are not very tasty and pretty hard...just use the skull to drink their blood so i bury that too.

not to found of the stomach and the intestines...so i bury those too.
the heart and the brains are pretty tasty though.

[rubicks]

of course.
the bones are not very tasty and pretty hard...just use the skull to drink their blood so i bury that too.

not to found of the stomach and the intestines...so i bury those too.
the heart and the brains are pretty tasty though.

dont eat the buttocks when planted correctly in the gatden they make a wonderful bicycle park:thumb:(this has been another handy hannibal hint)

[Heero Valentine]

dont eat the buttocks when planted correctly in the gatden they make a wonderful bicycle park:thumb:(this has been another handy hannibal hint)


normally i just sell them to French restaurants.

[Cymru am byth]

normally i just sell them to French restaurants.


They usually only use the arsehole though and throw the buttocks away or make stock out of them.

[Haseknumber39]

Why would you even sacrifice your penis for something like that?

Seriously...

[tgd_02]

hey fireball


stfu noob

[Fireball]

Well, I went through with it. 09 is aready FUCKING AWESOME!

Trust me... you should try it! ;)

[tgd_02]

duuude


wut?

[BillZBubb]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[footballbat]

Pics or it didn't happen.

You can't see that thread yet.

Lucky you. :omg:

[ceehound619]

That sounds fucking AWESOME!


Everyone will think you are super hard-core cool too.




speak for yourself...kthnxbi :omg: