Have you ever been drunk at work?

[asdf]

Discuss.

Yes, I have.

[yup]

Every day...It's part of the job..lololol

[jaba]

Never. :omg:

[Josh85]

Not at work.

Went to school drunk a few times.

Been pingin' off my fucking tits at work though. But that's not a bad thing.. just means I work faster and better. And am twice as strong. And don't suffer fatigue. And am god.

[crazee horse]

yeah. Very. Turned up half cut from the night before and had to go to sleep under some dust sheets. Later in the afternoon i was on top me the scaffolding with a large cone. Was very stoned and very wasted. I put a turd in cling film on top of a door so it would fall on top of my mate but the site agent came in instead. Luckily it fell past him and he never saw it. I used to get up to all sorts. My mates wouldn't wind me up as i always get over excited and go to far lol

[Quackers]

When I worked in Tesco and we were short staffed they'd always get me to sort out the trolleys in the carpark and I'd skive off and have a crafty joint at the back of the carpark.

Being drunk at work was good for the first few hours off the shift, made dealing with customers easier, but once you start sobering up it sucks.

Getting drunk at school was like a regular thing.

[Naysayer]

I got drunk at work once. I used to work as a painter at a hotel down in Florida. Oddly enough, I was the only American working as one there. The rest of the painters were Russian imigrant workers. Well, one day, the supervisor had to go somewhere and he came up to me and told me to keep an eye on the Russians to make sure they didn't slack off. They were only paying me $7 per hour at the time so I was thinking "hey, you aren't paying me enough to supervise and bitch at people." Anyway, about 15 minutes after the boss left, one of the russians ran to the store. He came back with a shopping bag full of goddies. Chicken wings, two french loaves of bread, and of course...vodka.
They had the master key to all the rooms so they picked out an empty and set up camp. Since I was being cool about it, they invited me along too. One of the guys pulled out a bag of weed and we had ourselves a little party. It was a good time.

[JooX]

No

Almost everywhere else, but not at work.

I get paid to do a job, I do it well, I go home.




THEN I get as drunk as a fish in a barrel of bourbon.

[Big Ozzie]

Never!
Even when I ran Construction Crews, when the Drinking started...the work was over for the Day!
If guys wanted to go to the Bar for Lunch on Payday, that was OK with me.
But take a late lunch and pack your Tools, because you were not coming back to work after drinking!

[Snuff.]

Only working nights. Used to rip it out of the security crew at the gates. As T said, though - sobering up sucks money nuts. Especially when you're in a fucking fridge at three in the morning with two hours to go.

[Cymru am byth]

Yep, quite a few times when i was younger and borderline alcoholic, until last year i used to get stoned in work too and a couple of years ago i used to do speed in work.

[tgd_02]

hung the shit over

but nebar drunk


i woulda gotten teh uber boot

[footballbat]

When I did land surveying I had a beer once or twice, but mostly I'd just get stoned as a bunny.

Once, when I was in the Navy, I took ten hits of some reeeeeallllllly good white blotter LSD on a Sunday and was tripping my balls off til 10pm the next evening. It was an on duty day for me, and I didn't come down until halfway through my stint at Quarterdeck watch. Tripping on a Navy ship, especially one that's drydocked can be quite an experience. Oh yeah, the Navy is another job I had where I was stoned everyday (except for boot camp).

[JACKASS2010]

i've never actually drank in work but i've shown up a few times after a wild night and realise that i'm still pished!

[Josh85]

When I did land surveying I had a beer once or twice, but mostly I'd just get stoned as a bunny.

Once, when I was in the Navy, I took ten hits of some reeeeeallllllly good white blotter LSD on a Sunday and was tripping my balls off til 10pm the next evening. It was an on duty day for me, and I didn't come down until halfway through my stint at Quarterdeck watch. Tripping on a Navy ship, especially one that's drydocked can be quite an experience. Oh yeah, the Navy is another job I had where I was stoned everyday (except for boot camp).

Haha, ten hits? you woulda been fucked. :rofl:

[footballbat]

^^^^
I was.

Yep.

Very.

[jaba]

Oh yeah, the Navy is another job I had where I was stoned everyday (except for boot camp).Now we know why all that 'friendly fire' shit happens. :omg:

[footballbat]

The ship I was on was drydocked. Besides, my job was to listen to the machine that went 'ping!'