What's the funniest thing you've done while drunk?

[breaker19]

Here's my story.

It was my 20th birthday and I had just moved back to Vegas from Fort Walton Beach. I moved in with a family I knew and they treated me to torpedoes for my birthday. I don't know how many I drank, but it was the only time I have ever blacked out while drunk. Word has it I stumbled off to bed around midnight, but got up a couple of hours later to take a leak. After that I stumbled into the wrong bedroom. It was my roommate's bedroom and his wife was asleep in there. Actually, she was passed out from drinking. He was at work. Supposedly I crawled in bed with her (with my head at the foot of the bed) and passed out again. Luckily, her mother, whom I also call mom, was still awake, noticed me, and half carried half dragged me back to my bedroom where I collapsed again on my own bed. She probably saved my life because her husband is about 6'5" and 300 pounds and I was just a scrawny kid at the time. He got home from work about an hour after this happened. All I remember is waking up with a huge knot on my head. I commented on it and "mom" told me I got it when she was leading me back to my room and I stumbled, smacking my head on the foot of the bed. To this day I remember none of it except for the knot on my forehead and the excruciating hangover!:cool:

[Locklear]

Probably when I drank a bottle of Southern Comfort, and chugged half a bottle of Jager, then about 6 beers. I blacked out and my cousin tells me I was walking around Boston at 3 AM with her friend, making small talk with everyone I met.

I woke up on my cousins bathroom floor, with no shirt on and had no clue what the hell happened the night before. I woke up still wasted from all that alcohol I drank.

[_LISA_]

I woke up outside a chip shop once was late for work and the boss didn't believe me when i told her bitch made me work through my lunch!

[BustA]

i wouldn't say funny but more fuckiing cringey.

was staying over at a friends house in London a few months ago, got fucking mullerd, anyway, when we got back to his he crashed out, ( i don't remember any of this), but i pissed in his bath, procceded to go into the kitchen, tried cooking chips, onion rings, and a few eggs, all in the same fucking pan, obviously failing, i just put it on the side, then decided to eat all of his ham, leaving the packet on the floor, his icecream, crisps...

i woke up in his kitchen floor curled around his table legs surrounded by food and the oven was on.. good job i'd only slept for 3 hours as i could have killed everyone in the house.

[_LISA_]

lmao my friend sleepwalked into her boyfriends parents room crouched over his mums slipper pissed in it climbed into the wardrobe a went to sleep lol

[PlaneswalkerX]

i wouldn't say funny but more fuckiing cringey.

was staying over at a friends house in London a few months ago, got fucking mullerd, anyway, when we got back to his he crashed out, ( i don't remember any of this), but i pissed in his bath, procceded to go into the kitchen, tried cooking chips, onion rings, and a few eggs, all in the same fucking pan, obviously failing, i just put it on the side, then decided to eat all of his ham, leaving the packet on the floor, his icecream, crisps...

i woke up in his kitchen floor curled around his table legs surrounded by food and the oven was on.. good job i'd only slept for 3 hours as i could have killed everyone in the house.

LOL. That kinda reminds me of something I did. I got fucked up one night and decided to cook a cornish hen in the oven. It takes an hour and a half to cook the bastard. I did everything right, except I fell asleep on my couch about 10 minutes before it was going to be done. I woke up 4 or 5 hours later and immediately ran into the kitchen. I opened the oven and the cornish hen was completely black. LOL. I think you would have to leave the oven on max temp for about a week to cause a fire with it.

[breaker19]

LOL. That kinda reminds me of something I did. I got fucked up one night and decided to cook a cornish hen in the oven. It takes an hour and a half to cook the bastard. I did everything right, except I fell asleep on my couch about 10 minutes before it was going to be done. I woke up 4 or 5 hours later and immediately ran into the kitchen. I opened the oven and the cornish hen was completely black. LOL. I think you would have to leave the oven on max temp for about a week to cause a fire with it.

I fell asleep once while baking some chicken. Woke up when the smoke detector went off and saw smoke and flames shooting out of the top of the oven. I put the fire out then had to rip the smoke detector out of the wall to get it to shut up. My apartment smelled like smoke for a week!

[gamergirl1337]

The worst thing i have ever done was when i was 17 or 18...cant really remember exact timing...anyways....

i went over to my friend Melissa's house just to hang out, smoked some weed and drank some shots of Bacardi 151 i guess you can say Flaming B-52's and proceeded to get hammered...they had this pitbull puppy that i started playing with and we all ended up outside (her, her sister, her boyfriend, and the puppy) well the puppy went outside to piss, and you know how dogs get when they piss or shit, they get all happy and basically we give them tons of attention for doing it outside...well i was pissed off because i never get attention when i use the shitter...so i had this argument with the puppy out in the yard, wondering why he thinks he should get attention and i ended up pissing in the yard and melissa patted my head and said "good girl" lol....that was probably the funniest moment of my life...and then i had to drive home completely drunk and stoned at around midnight....i made it...but boy was that hard...

[verticalkiller]

did the dog lick your pooper while you squated? That would be pretty funny.


The funniest thing, I did while drunk was cry so hard that I vomited. I was driving along, pissed off and crying and had to pull into a best buy parking lot and vomit. It wasnt funny but it was the funniest experience hle drunk.

[Cymru am byth]

:omg: I can't remember, i was drunk :omg:








































:rofl:

[rubicks]

dont you just love it?you go out have a great night ,get pissed as a maggot fall down throw up etc,next day all your "friends"tell you how disgusting you were how so and so will never EVER speak to you again and you have been banned from all the pubs on the high street.Only thing is you cant remember??????????:eek: