Penis Envy

[verticalkiller]

So yesturday we went and picked upa couple guinea pigs someone was giving away. Well, one was fine and the other was missing a bit of hair round his face. My instinct was like, we shouldn't take them, but my loving nature was like they just need a bit of time. Well i put them in their cage last night, walked way down the fucking road to wilkinson and got the food the food they were eatting in order to change it over in a couple weeks, and shit. Well, I go and check up on them and the one is still fine but the balding one was bleeding from his wounds so he'll be going to the vet asap, we'll see if its cheaper to kill or cure. I have no bond with them obviously and they were free so......i'm not exactly going to be campaigning for his life. When i thought about it though, it really pissed me off.

Upon reflexion it occured to me, he said they were only feeding them pellets. They need, pellets, fruit and veg, and hay. they were being kept in like an open shed type thing and its quite obvious that they weren't being given any flea, mite or ring worm preventative stuff. I would have thought that would have been common sense for an outside animal. they're totally not used to humans, totally unsocialized, it really is a shame. at 5 weeks the male baby's should have been seperated so as not to end up fucking their mum. it really was a shame. That and the balding one is a long haired and the brown one is smooth, neither looked like they've ever been groomed. Long haired ones need to be groomed daily so god only knows what they're going through. The short haired little one is alrightish but hes the most skidish. I'm quite pissed off about it, such neglect. You guys know i'm not one for animal rights but when you decide to keep animals you have a certain level of responsibility and care owed to them and it makes me so angry. I'd post a pic but i can't be bothered right now, it would probably just scar them for life. When Chris got home from work I showed him the white one and lifted up their little house thing out of the cage. They were absolutly horiffied and were like frozen in terror. Chris sneezed and they bolted, as if their lives were in danger. I mean even nervous animals should be used to sneezing. I was so angry when I saw him bleeding. I was quite upset and I guess I won't have them euthanized, if they can be saved. they haven't been named yet so any suggestions? I'm shit at boy names.

[PlaneswalkerX]

You could name one of them fuckstick. Why is the name of this thread penis envy? Did I miss something?

[Skyhigh]

I was wondering the same thing..

Oh and Charles.

[verticalkiller]

I dunno, I just like that phrase

[PlaneswalkerX]

You could name one of them PlaneswalkerX. Preferably the one that has a face.

[Nanabunga]

I dunno, I just like that phrase

Well,

it's very misleading.

:moonie:

[Skyhigh]

Well,

it's very misleading.

:moonie:

...did that smilie just rip off it's skin?
:omg:

[verticalkiller]

While I would get the name if I named the brown one planeswalkerx but people wouldn't. once i explained yes, hes named after my online mate, people may think i'm a nerd. I already have to wear glasses i couldn't handle both. maybe Planes or your real name.

nana, i'm sorry I was too busy frigging myself to your picture in order to read what you said. Now shut up.

[sib]

How about William and Harry since this seems to be a royally fucked situation, prior to your ownership.

[Raidenator]

Cheaper to cure them or kill them? I think the answer to that is simple. Any household item will do, preferably this.

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5132/hammer1yw2.jpg

[Nanabunga]

nana, i'm sorry I was too busy frigging myself to your picture in order to read what you said. Now shut up.

I love it when you talk to me like that.

.

[JACKASS2010]

call him Heinreicht Von Humperdinkt

[_LISA_]

mango and chutney...that's what I wanted to call our fish when we get em but the kids wanna call them tuna and doodles!!!

[Naysayer]

While I would get the name if I named the brown one planeswalkerx but people wouldn't. once i explained yes, hes named after my online mate, people may think i'm a nerd. I already have to wear glasses i couldn't handle both. maybe Planes or your real name.

nana, i'm sorry I was too busy frigging myself to your picture in order to read what you said. Now shut up.


Nah...it's fine to name him planeswalkerx. If anybody asks, just say you named it after the person who's ass you rescued them from :thumb:

[PlaneswalkerX]

Nah...it's fine to name him planeswalkerx. If anybody asks, just say you named it after the person who's ass you rescued them from :thumb:

Sounds like a personal attack to me. You should kill yourself.

[Cymru am byth]

Lennon and McCartney like Listers robotic goldfish on Red Dwarf :thumb:

[Naysayer]

Sounds like a personal attack to me. You should kill yourself.

Nah, wouldn't want to deprive you the pleasure of beating me to death with your bare hands now would I :rofl:And besides, if everyone who made fun of you decided to off themselves, it would be a very lonely world indeed. You would probably be the only person attending your 10 year high school reunion :thumb:

[PlaneswalkerX]

Nah, wouldn't want to deprive you the pleasure of beating me to death with your bare hands now would I :rofl:And besides, if everyone who made fun of you decided to off themselves, it would be a very lonely world indeed. You would probably be the only person attending your 10 year high school reunion :thumb:

Only people like you that peaked in high school go to the 10 year reunion. The rest of us have better things to do.

[Locklear]

Cheaper to cure them or kill them? I think the answer to that is simple. Any household item will do, preferably this.

I would do unholy things to the woman in your avatar.

call him Heinreicht Von Humperdinkt

My WoW name was Heinrich. Had to change it after I got reported for being a "Nazi" (Himmler's name was Heinrich).

[Naysayer]

Only people like you that peaked in high school go to the 10 year reunion. The rest of us have better things to do.

Like constantly post only internet forums....and with that...I'm done for the day

[PlaneswalkerX]

Like constantly post only internet forums....and with that...I'm done for the day

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. :omg:

[Lock'sMom]

Lock named a pair of hamsters he had Oscar and Meyer.

Then there was Captain Wiggles (guinea pig), Commander Bun-Bun (rabbit) and Sargent 8-Ball (another hamster).

And we had a long-haired guinea pig we called Elvis because of the way his hair fell over his face.

[footballbat]

Name one Fat Tony, and the other Guido.:thumb:

[rubicks]

Dick Dastardly and Muttley

[Nanabunga]

Lock named a pair of hamsters he had Oscar and Meyer.

Then there was Captain Wiggles (guinea pig), Commander Bun-Bun (rabbit) and Sargent 8-Ball (another hamster).

And we had a long-haired guinea pig we called Elvis because of the way his hair fell over his face.

Captain Wiggles ?

Commander Bun-Bun ?

Oh fuck that's gold right there...

:rofl:

[verticalkiller]

COMMANDERr BUN BUN IS FUCKING PRICELESS.

[Nanabunga]

COMMANDERr BUN BUN IS FUCKING PRICELESS.

VK...

will you be my captain Wiggles ?

plz ?

[verticalkiller]

ok!


Anywho, i've taken them to the vet and they had mites, so they got ivermectin injections.......:/ oh and the vet poped their penisisisisises out, it was horrid, yet hilarious.

[Josh85]

I'm afraid you'll have to put the poor beast down.

I'd suggest mailing him to me, as I am good at killing small creatures in fascinating ways.

ok!





Anywho, i've taken them to the vet and they had mites, so they got ivermectin injections.......:/ oh and the vet poped their penisisisisises out, it was horrid, yet hilarious.

HAHHAHAAH. Poor little guinea pigs. They must have felt violated.

[verticalkiller]

The one with the face certainly didn't like it, his wee wee was well funny. They aint gonna die, but let me tell ya, who knew a free pet could be so fucking expensive. Not to mention the fucking vets, UGH!!!!!

CATS EVERYWHERE! I hate them! I couldn't breath its all of their horrible spit hair, my chest tightened, i could barely breath it was shite. Cat hair sucks, i ended up having to go to the doctor today and get an inhaler as fucking cats cause asthma symptoms, gay.

[Skyhigh]

...........how...do you 'pop'...out...a penis?:omg:

[Tilly]

They aint gonna die, but let me tell ya, who knew a free pet could be so fucking expensive.

Welcome to reality. When I got my first bunny from the pet store for 20 bucks, I realized that pet stores suck shit at taking care of bunnies. I had to spend around 150-200 dollars to get him healthy again.

It's a cruel cycle in my opinion. I kind of want bunnies in pet stores to be "rescued," but that would just give the pet stores more incentive to bring in more bunnies and neglect them. That's why I adopted my second one. At least the two biggest pet chains in the US, Petsmart and Petco don't sell bunnies.

I don't know if there are adoption societies for guinea pigs or anything. There might not be since they don't live that long anyway. Adoption societies are the best ways to get small animals, at least. They spay and neuter them, and make sure they're healthy.