I have glasses :(

[_LISA_]

So I went for an eye test on monday the spasticated bitch said I need glasses because I'm long sighted. I picked them up yesterday and I look like a rapist...one that works part time in a library!!!!!!! I'm pissed and no you're not having pics so don't even ask! what if I get those annoying marks on the bridge of my nose...omg or blind people eyes....you know when the skin around the eyes goes pale. Even when someones not wearing their glasses you can tell they usually do. So yeah I have four eyes! fantabulosa!!!!

[flash ash]

better than bein blind :thumb:

[Musicman58]

EVcyNANK5cY


are contacts an option?

[rubicks]

So I went for an eye test on monday the spasticated bitch said I need glasses because I'm long sighted. I picked them up yesterday and I look like a rapist...one that works part time in a library!!!!!!! I'm pissed and no you're not having pics so don't even ask! what if I get those annoying marks on the bridge of my nose...omg or blind people eyes....you know when the skin around the eyes goes pale. Even when someones not wearing their glasses you can tell they usually do. So yeah I have four eyes! fantabulosa!!!!
Lisa,you are 25 and your eyes need a little help,use the help now and enjoy good sight for the rest of your life.As for the rapist part if you need to go that way we can find "volunteers "to help you fulfill THAT fantasy

[Heero Valentine]

Lisa,you are 25 and your eyes need a little help,use the help now and enjoy good sight for the rest of your life.As for the rapist part if you need to go that way we can find "volunteers "to help you fulfill THAT fantasy

*raised hand* i'll help!

:omg: Lisa...stop whining and get contacts.

[Willow]

Yep, contacts are the shit! And do you know what's worse than being told you need glasses? Being told that at around 40 years old your vision starts going bad the other way too, so soon you'll need bi-focals. Do they even make bi-focal contact lenses? If they do I bet they're expensive as a muddafukka!

[sib]

Glasses aren't anything. If you're hot prior to glasses, you're still hot with glasses, now you have another accessory in the mix.

Besides, every dude has a sexy, studious librarian fantasy. Pull the glasses down over your lips and purse your lips down on the temple piece with your come hither eyes. Uh huh, every guy has that fantasy. :thumb:

[Quackers]

If you're hot prior to glasses

I think you've found Lisa's serious problem. :rofl:


:p

[PlaneswalkerX]

Lisa, now you won't have to worry about my load getting in your eyes.

[sib]

Lisa, now you won't have to worry about my load getting in your eyes.

Part of safe sex is safety glasses, it's good that you're looking out for her well being PWX.

http://www.dirtymelvin.com/wp-content/photos/BBXJune06_005.jpg

[tammypants]

Lisa, I'm a glasses nerd, too :) They are super annoying....But maybe now you can be Sarah Palin for Halloween....

[_LISA_]

Yep, contacts are the shit! And do you know what's worse than being told you need glasses? Being told that at around 40 years old your vision starts going bad the other way too, so soon you'll need bi-focals. Do they even make bi-focal contact lenses? If they do I bet they're expensive as a muddafukka!

are they the ones that make you look up for certain things and down for others? my nan has those she looks so funny bless her when she's doing her sewing she looks like a nodding dog!

I think you've found Lisa's serious problem. :rofl:

:p

If this was the fight room, I'd tell you shut the fuck up and that you're jealous because I look like more of a man than you do, and then I'd call you a queer prepubescent cock sucker.

but because it's not, and you used that cute smiley that tells me you're playing I'll just say... ha ha that was real funny good one Spleen!





























:p

Lisa, I'm a glasses nerd, too :) They are super annoying....But maybe now you can be Sarah Palin for Halloween....

have you got used to seeing the frames everytime you turn your head yet?

[tammypants]

have you got used to seeing the frames everytime you turn your head yet?

I've had them for about 20 years now, so that you get used to! I just got new ones the other day that are rimless on the bottom, and when I turn my head fast, you end up looking through the lense at a weird angle and it is like you are looking through a funhouse mirror. I almost drove my truck into a tree when it happened the first time!!!

[Nanabunga]

I almost drove my truck into a tree when it happened the first time!!!

You drive a truck ?

.

[tammypants]

You drive a truck ?

.

I guess.... it's more truck than car?

[Nanabunga]

I guess.... it's more truck than car?

...it's more Jeep than truck.

:rofl:

[tammypants]

...it's more Jeep than truck.

:rofl:

touche

[Nanabunga]

touche

is that a fancy French word for touch ?

pronounced like touchy ?

we ?

/sarcasm you douche

[tammypants]

is that a fancy French word for touch ?

pronounced like touchy ?

we ?

/sarcasm you douche

I got in trouble in kindergarten for calling some kid a douchebag. True story.

[mikey]

is that a fancy French word for touch ?

pronounced like touchy ?

we ?

/sarcasm you douche

too-shay. "good one" or "ya got me". It's French and it comes from the sport of fencing.

[PlaneswalkerX]

That's a facepalm

[tammypants]

There is a lot of douche going on in these last couple of posts...

[Nanabunga]

too-shay. "good one" or "ya got me". It's French and it comes from the sport of fencing.

Yeah,

look closely and read the white text Mikey.

:thumb:

That's a facepalm

That's affirmative

.

[PlaneswalkerX]

I picked them up yesterday and I look like a rapist

Very funny. Don't ever try to belittle my craft like that. You don't look like a rapist, you look like a rape victim.

[Quackers]

If this was the fight room, I'd tell you shut the fuck up and that you're jealous because I look like more of a man than you do, and then I'd call you a queer prepubescent cock sucker.

but because it's not, and you used that cute smiley that tells me you're playing I'll just say... ha ha that was real funny good one Spleen!


:40:

Funny thing, it would all be true too, your more of a man than the majority of males on this site. :p

[Tilly]

So I went for an eye test on monday the spasticated bitch said I need glasses because I'm long sighted. I picked them up yesterday and I look like a rapist...one that works part time in a library!!!!!!! I'm pissed and no you're not having pics so don't even ask! what if I get those annoying marks on the bridge of my nose...omg or blind people eyes....you know when the skin around the eyes goes pale. Even when someones not wearing their glasses you can tell they usually do. So yeah I have four eyes! fantabulosa!!!!

8Y7WDWP8WMs

[hoschiadedodi]

too-shay. "good one" or "ya got me". It's French and it comes from the sport of fencing.
So it's a "fency" word for to touch??
Actually it is French for "to touch" ment as commendation when the opponent's rapier hit you.

[PlaneswalkerX]

So it's a "fency" word for to touch??
Actually it is French for "to touch" ment as commendation when the opponent's rapier hit you.

Good job telling the guy he was wrong and then saying the exact same thing. :omg:

[Cymru am byth]

8Y7WDWP8WMs



That guy needs a good hard kick in the windpipe :mad:

[silenthill22]

At least you aren't one of those dumbasses that choose glasses over looks. I know somebody like that. It's funny hearing people like that bitch about not being able to see shit. :rolleyes2:

[Cymru am byth]

Just think about the extra eye protection next time a guy give you a facial ;)

[Firep0w3r]

So I went for an eye test on monday the spasticated bitch said I need glasses because I'm long sighted. I picked them up yesterday and I look like a rapist...one that works part time in a library!!!!!!! I'm pissed and no you're not having pics so don't even ask! what if I get those annoying marks on the bridge of my nose...omg or blind people eyes....you know when the skin around the eyes goes pale. Even when someones not wearing their glasses you can tell they usually do. So yeah I have four eyes! fantabulosa!!!!


Welcome to the crowd darlin'

[_LISA_]

Welcome to the crowd darlin'
Yours are super cool and suit you, I have one of those faces that just don't suit glasses the stick out a mile, I feel like Timmy Mallett!!!

musn't grumble tho, it's only my long sight that's affected it could be worse!
I'm already getting used to them...my eysight goes blurry for a while if I take them off!

[Cymru am byth]

Yours are super cool and suit you, I have one of those faces that just don't suit glasses the stick out a mile, I feel like Timmy Mallett!!!

musn't grumble tho, it's only my long sight that's affected it could be worse!
I'm already getting used to them...my eysight goes blurry for a while if I take them off!



:omg:

5Gdmf95zS3s

That guy is an utter twat

[_LISA_]

yeah he is now but when I was little the guy was a legend!

[Cymru am byth]

yeah he is now but when I was little the guy was a legend!


I hated him then aswell but then i am 10 years older than you so you are forgiven :thumb:

[Willow]

That guy needs a good hard kick in the windpipe :mad:
Do you know his story Cymru? I looked him up when the song first came out. He was in the Royal Army & served in Kosovo as part of a peacekeeping force. He wrote songs while enlisted. He was one of the soldiers selected to stand guard over the Queen Mother when she died. Interesting bio, I thought.

[Raidenator]

Do you know his story Cymru? I looked him up when the song first came out. He was in the Royal Army & served in Kosovo as part of a peacekeeping force. He wrote songs while enlisted. He was one of the soldiers selected to stand guard over the Queen Mother when she died. Interesting bio, I thought.

Doesn't stop him from being a complete queer and writing shitty music.

[Clouds in the Sky]

Hell, I have glasses too!


Oh, and about James Blunt... I wish he could just shut the fuck up, already. His music is painfully redundant, man loves woman, woman loves man, man gets dumped by woman, man becomes sorry for himself... And that voice, that stupid whiny fucking voice that reminds you of a sheep getting raped by an Ecuadorian stallion... GAHHHHHH!!!! Not only that, but he had the nerve to incorporate my name into one of his songs, THE TRAVESTY.

[yup]

HAHAHA FoUR EYES>>>LOL

j/k or am I?

[rubicks]

Yep, contacts are the shit! And do you know what's worse than being told you need glasses? Being told that at around 40 years old your vision starts going bad the other way too, so soon you'll need bi-focals. Do they even make bi-focal contact lenses? If they do I bet they're expensive as a muddafukka!
go the graduated lenses that are photochromic (sunnies and specs in one):thumb:

[Satan's Uncle Ron]

So I went for an eye test on monday the spasticated bitch said I need glasses because I'm long sighted. I picked them up yesterday and I look like a rapist...one that works part time in a library!!!!!!! I'm pissed and no you're not having pics so don't even ask! what if I get those annoying marks on the bridge of my nose...omg or blind people eyes....you know when the skin around the eyes goes pale. Even when someones not wearing their glasses you can tell they usually do. So yeah I have four eyes! fantabulosa!!!!

Go for the sexy librarian look. The circles are tan lines, if you wear them a lot in the sun you will get them, but they fade away after a week. I've gotten them with my sun glasses.

[Borro]

Glasses are hot, Lisa is not.


Oh damn, I need to be a rapper !!!!!!!

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Glasses are hot, Lisa is not.


Oh damn, I need to be a rapper !!!!!!!

Here's a vid of Borro's fav rapper

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[Borro]

Here's a vid of Borro's fav rapper

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Actually it's 2 Live Crew....I taught them everything they rapped about.

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[Josh85]

:omg:

5Gdmf95zS3s

That guy is an utter twat

I would destroy him if he were ever near me.

I'm talking utter destruction. My fists of rage would devastate his facial structure, shattering bone.. leaving his face a broken mess...

.. Then I would jump up and down on his head screaming crazily.

[Cymru am byth]

Do you know his story Cymru? I looked him up when the song first came out. He was in the Royal Army & served in Kosovo as part of a peacekeeping force. He wrote songs while enlisted. He was one of the soldiers selected to stand guard over the Queen Mother when she died. Interesting bio, I thought.

Yeah, i know he was in the Blues and Royals (Household Cavalry, same regiment as Princes William and Harry joined) and that he served in Kosovo, and he appeared on a TV show about said regiment, still doesn't make his music any more bearable, i wish he'd either shut the fuck up or die

Doesn't stop him from being a complete queer and writing shitty music.


Exactly:thumb:

[brownbearclan]

Ok I know I'm getting back the topic at hand here, but if anyone ever wants inexpensive new glasses I found an awesome website with killer prices. We just went in and used our vision insurance to get our eye exams and had them write us out our prescriptions then went to this site: Here (http://zennioptical.com/cart/home.php) and we ordered my wife's reading glasses, my new regular glasses, and a pair of prescription sunglasses for me, all with the anti-reflective, anti-scratch etc. and it was under $80 even with shipping.

It took about 2 weeks for them to come and we've had them for about 4-5 months now and they are still in perfect shape, just as good as from our regular eye doctor. :thumb:

[JooX]

Did someone say "sexy librarian"???!!!???!!!???!!!







Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ;)

[!NV!CTUS]

hmm i dont know if this will help.. but a friend of mine told em that if you want a good vision 20/20 you need to relax your eyes 20 minutes everyday..

sleeping does not count.

how to relax your eyes..

sit straight. close your eyes..gently press your eyelid for 20 minutes. -- she said this relaxes the eyes. so it can rejuvinate or something to that effect.

and dont any mess with me.. ii dont any violent /dumb/attention grabbing comment/ hair pulling, etc.. grrrrrrrrr

[Josh85]

My vision is weird. My left eye is like way above average and my right eye is slightly below average.

I need to wear sunglasses more often though. Don't want to be a blind cunt by the time I'm 40.

[Quackers]

My vision is weird. My left eye is like way above average and my right eye is slightly below average.

I need to wear sunglasses more often though. Don't want to be a blind cunt by the time I'm 40.

Snap, if I close my left eye and look through my right the corners n edges of far away objects get alittle blurry, when I switch eyes and use my left eye only everything is like sharp and crisp and clear as fuck.

[brownbearclan]

hmm i dont know if this will help.. but a friend of mine told em that if you want a good vision 20/20 you need to relax your eyes 20 minutes everyday..

sleeping does not count.

how to relax your eyes..

sit straight. close your eyes..gently press your eyelid for 20 minutes. -- she said this relaxes the eyes. so it can rejuvinate or something to that effect.

and dont any mess with me.. ii dont any violent /dumb/attention grabbing comment/ hair pulling, etc.. grrrrrrrrr

I dunno if I could do that for a whole 20 minutes, but might be worth a try anyway.

[Musicman58]

always had pretty good vision. never had to wear glasses or contacts, always could read small print clearly.

[Borro]

lisa lisa lisa.........

i bet you are even uglier with glasses.

hahaha

eat me beotch

[ShadeGoneWrong]

http://www.realclimate.org/images/glasses.jpg
put these on and every woman would want to sleep with you






ROFL
no, theyre gay, but just an idea:thumb:

[_LISA_]

lisa lisa lisa.........

i bet you are even uglier with glasses.

hahaha

eat me beotch


mother of a bruise (http://www.filecabi.net/forum/showthread.php?p=441192#post441192) October 18th, 2008 12:48 PMBorro (http://www.filecabi.net/forum/member.php?u=14758) haha u knowz i luv you girl lol
~Borro~




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