View Full Version : HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! READ THIS SRSLY!
Anony-mous
November 18th, 2008, 07:38 PM
Ok, so I just got this stuff called Miraculin in the mail today. It's a berry originally from Africa, but this stuff is the berry ground up and freeze-dried into a tablet. SO; you stick it in your mouth and let it completely dissolve and when it does you eat something bitter or sour such as a lemon and BEHOLD! it tastes like mother fucking lemonade no joke. This shit is amazing lawl i've been eating veggies and fruits all night trying new shit and it all tastes so sweet. It has no adverse effects and is completely healthy and fine it makes nearly anything taste amazing, do yourself a favor and buy some srsly.
:banana_sml::banana_sml::banana_sml::banana_sml: out 4 possible of mother-fucking dancing banana's for this shit.
Raidenator
November 18th, 2008, 07:42 PM
Why would I take an anonymous tip from an anonymous person? That's just asking for rape right there.
Anony-mous
November 18th, 2008, 07:45 PM
PROOF NIGGER
http://miracleuk.info/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miraculin
Clouds in the Sky
November 18th, 2008, 07:45 PM
Dude, I'm not even wanting to imagine how much you must have paid for this shit... Imported from Africa, ffs.
Anony-mous
November 18th, 2008, 07:47 PM
$10 actually
Cymru am byth
November 18th, 2008, 07:47 PM
I heard about that stuff a couple of weeks ago, sounds interesting but i'd rather buy it over the counter.
mousewallrat
November 18th, 2008, 07:47 PM
oh....you're the Proof Nigger? I'm sorry but I still don't know who you are. And since you're from hahahahahahahahaha, I think I'll just pass.
Raidenator
November 18th, 2008, 07:48 PM
Dude, I'm not even wanting to imagine how much you must have paid for this shit... Imported from Africa, ffs.
10 portions are 35 bucks, plus shipping to the states. I don't know what that means in Canuck speak.
Worth it? Probably not IMO.
Cymru am byth
November 18th, 2008, 07:50 PM
oh....you're the Proof Nigger? I'm sorry but I still don't know who you are. And since you're from hahahahahahahahaha, I think I'll just pass.
It's the member formerly known as JiggaT2
Anony-mous
November 18th, 2008, 07:50 PM
10 portions are 35 bucks, plus shipping to the states. I don't know what that means in Canuck speak.
Worth it? Probably not IMO.
http://www.buy-miracle-fruit.com/buy-miracle-fruit.html
$12.95 free shipping
LTF
November 18th, 2008, 07:52 PM
Dude, I'm not even wanting to imagine how much you must have paid for this shit... Imported from Africa, ffs.
I know, right?
Fucking Africa?
Next he's going to fall for the Nigerian scam emails.
Cymru am byth
November 18th, 2008, 07:52 PM
Personally i prefer the food i eat to taste of what it is meant to, if i eat lemon it is because i like the sharp, acidic flavour of lemons etc
Anony-mous
November 18th, 2008, 07:53 PM
I know, right?
Fucking Africa?
Next he's going to fall for the Nigerian scam emails.
i said its originally from Africa. they can also grow it other places.
this stuff is from Arizona.
tgd_02
November 18th, 2008, 07:58 PM
PASS
mousewallrat
November 18th, 2008, 09:33 PM
Doh! Anonymous poster selling unknown weeds from Nigeria, is actually an Alt....and the weeds are really from Arizona, but they make you taste weird things, and if you'll just help me to transfer $10,000,000.00 I'll give you a kilo of these weeds free, you only pay $1600.00 shipping to show good faith, and I am the son of a former Nigerian Minister who was a weed grower, but not from Arizona. There...all cleared up now.
LTF
November 18th, 2008, 09:58 PM
i said its originally from Africa. they can also grow it other places.
You mean like black people?
CaptainPlanet
November 18th, 2008, 10:01 PM
i said its originally from Africa. they can also grow it other places.
this stuff is from Arizona.
U gunna get teh aids bra
UnregisteredSexOffender
November 18th, 2008, 10:02 PM
you can't grow black people in Arizona
Fireball
November 18th, 2008, 10:04 PM
you can't grow black people in Arizona
Yes, but you can't pick cotton in Africa!
I think...
DC Thug
November 18th, 2008, 11:29 PM
isn't this technically spam?
_LISA_
November 19th, 2008, 05:06 AM
Isn't this thread technically full of racism too!!!!
YourAfuckingMoron
November 19th, 2008, 05:38 AM
LOLLL WTF WHO DIS NIGGA? 3K POSTS I NEVER SEEN HIM IN MY LIFE LEWL
Cheb
November 19th, 2008, 05:44 AM
I...don't...know :omg:
Can an anonymous black person please say if he/she is getting offended :rolleyes2:
Cymru am byth
November 19th, 2008, 05:59 AM
LOLLL WTF WHO DIS NIGGA? 3K POSTS I NEVER SEEN HIM IN MY LIFE LEWL
I...don't...know :omg:
Can an anonymous black person please say if he/she is being offended :rolleyes2:
:omg: IT'S JIGGAT2
Cheb
November 19th, 2008, 06:07 AM
:omg: IT'S JIGGAT2
Why are you quoting me? I wasn't referring to that :P
ICE420
November 19th, 2008, 06:37 AM
Ok, so I just got this stuff called Miraculin in the mail today. It's a berry originally from Africa, but this stuff is the berry ground up and freeze-dried into a tablet. SO; you stick it in your mouth and let it completely dissolve and when it does you eat something bitter or sour such as a lemon and BEHOLD! it tastes like mother fucking lemonade no joke. This shit is amazing lawl i've been eating veggies and fruits all night trying new shit and it all tastes so sweet. It has no adverse effects and is completely healthy and fine it makes nearly anything taste amazing, do yourself a favor and buy some srsly.
:banana_sml::banana_sml::banana_sml::banana out 4 possible of mother-fucking dancing banana's for this shit.
I work with a Nigerian guy and he told me about this stuff but I dismised it as heīs also told me that there are people alive in his village that are over 150 years old.
But think now iīll have to give it a go, are you 100% sure there are no side effects, no feeling of excitment, euphoria, greatness :(, thatīs a shame.
Cymru am byth
November 19th, 2008, 06:55 AM
Why are you quoting me? I wasn't referring to that :P
Because i misread your post :p
Tilly
November 19th, 2008, 07:47 AM
So with this substance, can I eat out the nastiest of pussy with satisfaction? Will the most squeamish of chicks swallow my now-sweet load? No longer would I have to increase consumption of pineapple and other fruits to make my jizz palatable to women?
Can it also give me a bigger penis?
So...many...questions! So...few...answers!!!
UnregisteredSexOffender
November 19th, 2008, 08:13 AM
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JooX
November 19th, 2008, 08:31 AM
You missed one. :thumb:
UnregisteredSexOffender
November 19th, 2008, 08:33 AM
most likely the one that was a definite NOOOO
chinni
November 19th, 2008, 10:25 AM
I...don't...know :omg:
Can an anonymous black person please say if he/she is getting offended :rolleyes2:
I sir, am being offended.
HeyBuddy
November 19th, 2008, 10:48 AM
placebo FTW
I just ate a pack of smarties, and it did the same thing.
hoschiadedodi
November 19th, 2008, 11:09 AM
placebo FTW
I just ate a pack of smarties, and it did the same thing.
So the Smarties tasted sweet?
Anony-mous
November 19th, 2008, 03:03 PM
I work with a Nigerian guy and he told me about this stuff but I dismised it as heīs also told me that there are people alive in his village that are over 150 years old.
But think now iīll have to give it a go, are you 100% sure there are no side effects, no feeling of excitment, euphoria, greatness :(, thatīs a shame.
110% sure unfortunately but it is amazing
_LISA_
November 19th, 2008, 04:54 PM
If you eat chocolate then drink cola it takes the fizz away...pisses me right off!
hoschiadedodi
November 19th, 2008, 05:00 PM
I drink orange juice before I brush my teeth. And I don't even bat an eyelid.
Raidenator
November 19th, 2008, 07:15 PM
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Fixed.
UnregisteredSexOffender
November 19th, 2008, 10:47 PM
cock-stain
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