Telekinesis

[Josh85]

I think I may have the ability to move shit with my mind.

Now don't get too exited just yet.. I haven't proved it yet.. I'm the only person who has witnessed these acts.

The other day I made a discovery however.. you know all that shit I've said in the past about taking drugs, hallucinating, talking to, seeing and touching demons/objects in the air etc?

Well I discovered all that shit is in my head (thought it was anyway). I also discovered that at times when I've thought I was being touched by these hallucination type demons, that was my mind too.

When I was hungover the other night I was lying there in bed and felt something touching my arm.. I frowned and was like, "ahh fuck off".. then I realized that whatever part of my body I thought about, I would start feeling shit at.. so suddenly I realized.. it's in my head.. I'm controlling this shit.. it's no outside force.

So I focused on my chest, until I felt pressure, and movement on my chest.. then I was startled when I saw my bedsheet start moving upwards as I focused on moving the pressure upwards... if that makes sense. I moved my sheet all the way up to my neck. Then stopped.. pulled it down to my stomach.. and repeated the process.. making sure that I wasn't cheating by moving my chest or breathing in any different way or anything.. I did it again.

I then focused on my hand which was under the sheets.. it took awhile, but I started to see the sheets moving.

Now this was just with a hangover.. (I seem to be able to do it better when hungover, or affected by certain drugs).

This made me think back to when I had the stilnox/ambien incident... when I was talking to "demons".. obviously these things were apparitions created by my own mind.. but I asked them to move things in my bedroom to prove they were real.. and they did. I focused on a pen ... it rolled off my desk.. I focused on my machetes on the ground.. they started sliding along the ground.. I focused on my bed.. the blanket started writhing.. at the time I thought I was just tripping... and that I had imagined all that shit.. even though it seemed pretty hard to hallucinate the pen rolling off the desk... but now I'm not so sure. Maybe the stilnox/ambien unlocked an area of my brain/mind that I otherwise wouldn't have been able to unlock.

Apparently that shit (stilnox/ambien) has been used to bring people out of comas and make people with brain damage talk normally and shit.. (or at least so I heard).. perhaps it's done something with me. Because ever since then, even if I'm sober, I've been able to "touch" stuff that otherwise isn't there.

But back to the "pressure" shit. I think this is something to look into.. I only started "feeling stuff" touching me since I had that stilnox... I also only started being able to "feel stuff" in the air (objects and shit).. I realize now that I created those objects in the air.. but if I can feel them, and if I could move my sheets with this shit, perhaps it is real?

I need to look into this a bit more.. I'm going out tonight, not sure what I'll be doing but at the very least I'll get drunk. So either tonight or tomorrow night I'll see if I can move shit again. What i need is a witness though, so I'll try for that next time.

Also I'm aware that if this isn't what I think then it's more likely to be deeper stages of psychosis, and "trying to look further into it" would be akin to making myself more psychotic. Either way.. I'll do it for the lulz.

[JooX]

http://rangersin08.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/sylar2.jpg

[Josh85]

Hahaha. I fucken love Sylar

[ICE420]

Hahaha. I fucken love Sylar
I liked bad Sylar better than good Sylar,

If I had super powers i´d be a deviant.

[hoschiadedodi]

Dude, that's scary!

[tgd_02]

psychiatrist

can has?

[_LISA_]

(I seem to be able to do it better when hungover, or affected by certain drugs).
roll's eye's...Josh none of this stuff ever happens without the mention of drugs. Stay sober for a week then try...then feel like a fool when your "magic" doesn't work.

[brownbearclan]

http://rangersin08.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/sylar2.jpg

LOL that's funny because I thought of Heroes while I was reading that. :thumb:

[Josh85]

roll's eye's...Josh none of this stuff ever happens without the mention of drugs. Stay sober for a week then try...then feel like a fool when your "magic" doesn't work.

I can still "touch" and see shit even if I go a month without drugs.. I've tried it. But certain drugs and/or hangovers seem to make it easier.

Kind of like how polaroid sunglasses make it slightly easier to see underwater or some shit.

I know it's very easy to look at what I've said and roll your eyes and think, "he's just drug-fucked" but I tried to explain it carefully. I've always "seen" shit, before I ever discovered drugs.. then when I had a sleeping pill named "Stilnox" I could not only see but touch and hear.. and even after the drug's effects wore off the ability to touch and hear remained.

I dunno. I don't believe this shit either trust me I'm the biggest skeptic out there. I'm just interested in pursuing the subject further.

Can I go a week without drugs or alcohol and move shit with my mind then? I doubt it. I can still make pressure but not enough to move anything.


Also you mentioned none of this shit happening without the mention of drugs. The most intense experience I've ever had with "weird shit" happened before I ever tried drugs. A figure in my bedroom trying to communicate with me. No drugs then yet that experience scared the fuck out of me. Looking back on it now I figure I must have been hungover and my mind in a boosted state and my mind just manifested that figure on it's own accord. Maybe my subconscious or some shit.

[Josh85]

Also an update.. it's almost 7am saturday morning and I had a big night. I'll cruise around here for a bit, then go to bed, and see if I can move shit again.

[ICE420]

Also an update.. it's almost 7am saturday morning and I had a big night. I'll cruise around here for a bit, then go to bed, and see if I can move shit again.


I´ll `av whatever it is your on, " top dolla top dolla "

;);)

[Musicman58]

fucking jedis.

[Josh85]

fucking jedis.

Hahaha. Actually that's probably the best way to describe the shit I'm talking about. Manipulting "The force" around you.

Don't doubt me or I'll force power neck choke you bitch. :omg:

[Musicman58]

the force in this one is strong.




the force to rape that is.

[hoschiadedodi]

Hahaha. Actually that's probably the best way to describe the shit I'm talking about. Manipulting "The force" around you.

Don't doubt me or I'll force power neck choke you bitch. :omg:
You should train until you can rip off the clothes off women by just looking at them. You'll be the hit in every fuckin nightclub :)

[Josh85]

I've got the pill here to make sleep time come but I keep putting off taking it. If I keep up at this rate it'll be saturday fucken night and I'll have to go out again. Time to do what I must do.

Edit: UNNGHHH. Dry swallowing that shit tastes fucken horrible

[Josh85]

You should train until you can rip off the clothes off women by just looking at them. You'll be the hit in every fuckin nightclub :)

that's not a bad idea.

[Josh85]

lol I told two of my mates about my theory last night and they're now even more strongly convinced that have fallen into deeper levels of psychosis.

I also called to see if I could get any more stilnox and the chick got angry at me and said she doesn't associate with drugs anymore. What a fucken noob.. stilnox isn't even a drug.. it's a fucken sleeping pill. It's not like it's black tar heroin or anything.

[_LISA_]

I can still "touch" and see shit even if I go a month without drugs.. I've tried it. But certain drugs and/or hangovers seem to make it easier.

Kind of like how polaroid sunglasses make it slightly easier to see underwater or some shit.

I know it's very easy to look at what I've said and roll your eyes and think, "he's just drug-fucked" but I tried to explain it carefully. I've always "seen" shit, before I ever discovered drugs.. then when I had a sleeping pill named "Stilnox" I could not only see but touch and hear.. and even after the drug's effects wore off the ability to touch and hear remained.

I dunno. I don't believe this shit either trust me I'm the biggest skeptic out there. I'm just interested in pursuing the subject further.

Can I go a week without drugs or alcohol and move shit with my mind then? I doubt it. I can still make pressure but not enough to move anything.


Also you mentioned none of this shit happening without the mention of drugs. The most intense experience I've ever had with "weird shit" happened before I ever tried drugs. A figure in my bedroom trying to communicate with me. No drugs then yet that experience scared the fuck out of me. Looking back on it now I figure I must have been hungover and my mind in a boosted state and my mind just manifested that figure on it's own accord. Maybe my subconscious or some shit.
I believe you when you say you see shit and weird things happen I just think it's impossible for you to be telekinetic, maybe that's in your head too....try setting fires or tipping buckets of pigs blood on people if that works then I'll believe you!

[Josh85]

I believe you when you say you see shit and weird things happen I just think it's impossible for you to be telekinetic, maybe that's in your head too....try setting fires or tipping buckets of pigs blood on people if that works then I'll believe you!

Well I thought it was in my head too. I always believed that, not for a second did I think that I could move shit with my mind or anything like that. But I did do what I did. And only under the influence of a mild hangover from beer.

It's ok if you don't believe me I don't expect anyone to. And I won't ask anyone to until I've proven it, or otherwise proven to myself that it IS indeed all in my head.

Either way I was happy to discover that all the shit that has happened to me over the years is my own doing, and all in my head, and doesn't have anything to do with any outside interference. I can't say how relieved I am that I am not being frequented by demons.

[_LISA_]

So in conclusion...You aren't a demon fucker anymore, being as it wasn't "real". You've gone from being buffy the Vampire Slayer to Matilda!


record yourself next time you move something.

[Josh85]

I'd call that last attempt just now a failure.

10 dexxies last night, coming down, then half a xanax. Obviously half a xanax wasn't enough to get me to sleep though.

I could feel shit, on whatever part of my body i concentrated, and I felt the sheets move ever so slightly, but I don't know.. it's so vague compared to before.

Really need stilnox..... a quiet long weekend alone... and stilnox.

[_LISA_]

maybe you need to relax and clear your mind or some shit, you know like self hypnosis!

[Josh85]

I think the hangover method works better then the drugs method. I think the only drug that would work best would be stilnox. Other then that I think I should just get drunk then wait for the next day to attempt shit.. because my mind is still clear even when I'm hungover.

I really need a fucken shower.

[jammin91]

E90dka5rfHA

[JACKASS2010]

I believe you when you say you see shit and weird things happen I just think it's impossible for you to be telekinetic, maybe that's in your head too....try setting fires or tipping buckets of pigs blood on people if that works then I'll believe you!


nice "Carrie" reference my dear!:thumb:

[_LISA_]

Couldn't let the greatest telekinetic of all time go unmentioned!

[rubicks]

So in conclusion...You aren't a demon fucker anymore, being as it wasn't "real". You've gone from being buffy the Vampire Slayer to Matilda!


record yourself next time you move something.
he moved you to post a response ,now from OZ to Oxford is one big "push":thumb:

[MontysDouble]

that's not a bad idea.
Scott Baio did it! Scott Baio did it!!!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Zippozeppo/MV5BMTY5MjU1OTI0Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTY.jpg

Freaky, Josh. 98& of me is saying 'oh come on!' but that niggly, naggly 2%... who can tell?

[JACKASS2010]

holy shit!!! Monty is back!!!!!

welcome back dood :thumb:

[MontysDouble]

^ Huh? did I oversl...

:eek:

Damn- I think I hibernated.

Cheers Jackass.

[Josh85]

My attempts this weekend were mostly unsuccessful..

.. the only reason for this though was coz I was so drugged up and sedated from having xanax and sleeping pills to bring me down that even though I could see and feel shit I was more content on just lying there with a big smile on my face being more relaxed then ever... then drifting off to sleep.

I think I need an alcohol induced hangover to do this properly but I really hate getting drunk nowadays.

[Josh85]

After three nights of drug use (for purely research purposes) I've come to the conclusion it's probably just psychosis, so I won't keep you guys waiting on any discovery of uber powers anytime soon. I'll still give the idea a little bit of interest when I get the chance, but I'm not as convinced as I was before.

Then again I didn't get drunk or have a hangover this weekend, and that's pretty much what makes it work best.

Either way this thread is one of those things that you REALLY don't want ur family or girlfriend coming across, so:

May I kindly ask that a mod deletes this thread. Thanks

[tristanj]

Great, you've already discovered your talent in Telekinesis. How about teaching us to develop it? I'm kinda amused at this type of thing. This is awesome.

[Josh85]

Great, you've already discovered your talent in Telekinesis. How about teaching us to develop it? I'm kinda amused at this type of thing. This is awesome.

There are three other people I would teach this to.

Everyone else will have to figure it out for themselves, I will become ruler of this world with my powers, I don't need competition.