help!

[tammypants]

Do I call the "other woman"? Confront her? Clue her in that she is being duped even more than I was? Just to get him in double trouble so he loses us both??

I have her phone number. He bought her roses. ROSES!!!!!! :mad:

[Josh85]

nah don't be like that.

Just tell him that you know what's going on and you have her phone number. Tell him to decide on the spot who he wants to be with.

Then sleep with him.

Then cut his penis off.

[Tilly]

Online dating not working out too well?

[tammypants]

Online dating not working out too well?

This is the precursor to the online dating!

[Josh85]

Oh so you don't answer my post?

[sib]

Be above the fray. Walk away. If you intervene you'll be sending him a mixed message that you still care about him.

[Tilly]

This is the precursor to the online dating!

Oh, this is the guy you were trying to change, that chased you off into the arms of another ma...er...dating site?

[tammypants]

nah don't be like that.

Just tell him that you know what's going on and you have her phone number. Tell him to decide on the spot who he wants to be with.

Then sleep with him.

Then cut his penis off.


I tried and he's pretending like nothing is even happening. He said I was "overreacting" and the whole thing is my fault for looking through his phone.

[Tilly]

Wait, hold up. You're still going out with him?

[tammypants]

no!!!

[Josh85]

then who cares. leave it alone.

Don't get involved.

[Tilly]

no!!!

Ok, phew! I was about to slap you on the wrist.

Umm...I'd say at this point, you shouldn't want to have anything more to do with him or anything that involves him. Leave it go, and let it burn, I say. Looks like I'm not the only one with this opinion.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

lol, everyone thinks they're Dr. Phil

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x108/Mr-Bluntman/dr-phil.jpg

[Josh85]

lol, everyone thinks they're Dr. Phil

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x108/Mr-Bluntman/dr-phil.jpg


Your mom calls me Dr. Phil. :omg:

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Your mom calls me Dr. Phil. :omg:

yeah, so?

[evil ernie]

fuck him ... get even ... phone his other bitch ...

and please for the love of god don't forgive him ... and get back together .... if you do ... you're a fucking needy idiot who likes playing the victim role ..... in which case this will all keep happening ... again ... and again ... and again .... and again ....

some women just never learn .... let's hope you're not one of them .....

[Josh85]

yeah, so?

I know you are but what am I?

[JooX]

Walk

[Tilly]

lol, everyone thinks they're Dr. Phil

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x108/Mr-Bluntman/dr-phil.jpg

Looks like you need some tough love...which as an unregistered sex offender, I'm sure you're used to giving out by now...

[sib]

lol, everyone thinks they're Dr. Phil

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x108/Mr-Bluntman/dr-phil.jpg

Shaddup, it's not often we get to talk to a women around this place. This place is like a gay bar, but will a lot more unkept people. Now excuse me as I need to order a daiquiri, shall I ask for two straws? :rave:

[ICE420]

Dr.Phil,,,, now that is a cunt i´d like to see on the # dead Celeb list " .

[eruptionx]

u should let him know that u CAN call the gal. threaten him with extreme drama, and he just might change his ways.

[Tilly]

u should let him know that u CAN call the gal. threaten him with extreme drama, and he just might change his ways.

Ugh...absolutely horrible advice, man. Simply horrid. Just no.

[eruptionx]

Ugh...absolutely horrible advice, man. Simply horrid. Just no.

are u just looking for a fight or do u disagree with everything i say??

its perfect advice. if she does that, shes not jumping to fuck things up, but shes not giving in to his bullshit either. she should stand up for herself.

[PlaneswalkerX]

Tammy, the fact that you are still even thinking about this guy shows that you're not ready to let him go. You obviously didn't care that he was fucking this other girl while you were dating, so why now? People like you make me sick. And I'm not joking about that.

[jaba]

I suggest a threesome. :smokin:

[Tilly]

are u just looking for a fight or do u disagree with everything i say??

its perfect advice. if she does that, shes not jumping to fuck things up, but shes not giving in to his bullshit either. she should stand up for herself.

Ok, first off, this guy is a source of bad news in her life, and she shouldn't associate herself with that for her own sake. Second, you're suggesting trying to change the guy. Everyone with common sense knows you should not try and change someone. It's a futile effort that is just going to end up with a ridiculous amount of time wasted over it. Tammy has already been trying to change this dude for...years now, is it, Tammy? Look how that turned out. Third, threatening drama only ends up putting you in the middle of drama for yourself. Why bother? So you have a feeling of false pride for "standing up for yourself?" How about you cut ties with him and show that he doesn't control your life anymore? That's standing up for yourself.

Besides, who would take relationship advice from someone who tried to get with a cam girl?

[Heero Valentine]

are u just looking for a fight or do u disagree with everything i say??

its perfect advice. if she does that, shes not jumping to fuck things up, but shes not giving in to his bullshit either. she should stand up for herself.

:rolleyes2: blackmail...the backbone of every relationship eh...

[tgd_02]

u shoulda just cald the bitch

and pwn the playa

o shi-
he a playa

nvm i aint cockblokin

[tammypants]

The thing is, I am done with him. My cat will learn how to fly before I speak to him again. I'm not looking to start anything with this chick, just thought that maybe she would like a heads up, I wish I had! Something along the lines of a voicemail like

"hi, you don't know me, but I have been dating so and so, and I think you have to. I didn't know you existed until I looked in his phone, so I don't think he's mentioned me to you, either. Give me a call if you want"

[DC Thug]

So how is the online dating going?

[Seamus]

I think it's all your fault Tammy! So don't go blaming him. It's obviously got something to do with you! If he had liked you he wouldn't have done it!

[Raidenator]

Query: How does the pants that are of the Tammy feel about sexing women?

Bonus: Call her and tell her she's being cheated on. Console her...Hug her...Rub her back....???....Profit!

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Query: How does the pants that are of the Tammy feel about sexing women?

Bonus: Call her and tell her she's being cheated on. Console her...Hug her...Rub her back....???....Profit!

best idea yet

[Musicman58]

I suggest converting to satanism.

[Willow]

First, eruptionx, Attila's right, that was some pretty lame advice.

Lissy darlin, ask yourself one question... Would you REALLY want some chick to call you out of the blue and tell you your guy is two-timing you? Would you say thank you lets go get a cup of coffee sometime or would you say who the fuck are you whore, you're just saying that because you want my man.

Most women aren't going to be receptive to that kind of a phone call and very likely will "shoot the messenger," know what I mean?

[Seamus]

Oh here's Granny Fanny! Anymore wise advice Granny Fanny.

[tammypants]

I did it!!!! muhahahahahahaha


Now I am done :)

[Tilly]

You called her? What did she say? Hopefully, it won't come bite you in the ass later.

[tammypants]

She said that they had been dating for over a year and had talked about getting married. She had no idea he was seeing other people. She found my number a few months ago and was going to call me and confronted him about it... He convinced her that I was just a friend and she believed it.

He is fucked in the head.

[Tilly]

She said that they had been dating for over a year and had talked about getting married. She had no idea he was seeing other people. She found my number a few months ago and was going to call me and confronted him about it... He convinced her that I was just a friend and she believed it.

He is fucked in the head.

Oh wow, looks like you made the right move, then. Good for you.

Good luck with the online dating, then.

[sib]

Dudes gonna learn of this and think, yeah she still wants me even though I was getting a bit on the side, I own it.

[Seamus]

I'd laugh if he give's you a good beating for ruining that little operation he had going for himself Tammy.

[!NV!CTUS]

I say get even with him

First, call the other gurl- let her know about the situation

then go to your bf, act its all okay. give him a massive boner then kick him in the nut.

FTW

believe me..

EDIT:


aww too late.. and yeah nice going.. :-)

[Seamus]

Cai would probably take a shit on his chest!

[!NV!CTUS]

nah don't be like that.

Just tell him that you know what's going on and you have her phone number. Tell him to decide on the spot who he wants to be with.

Then sleep with him.


almost fooled me..

I was like, who's this person. This is not Josh.
Then i read



Then cut his penis off.



ahh there you go-same old crazy josh.. lol:p

[!NV!CTUS]

Cai would probably take a shit on his chest!

you'd eat my shit.
:thumb:

[Seamus]

I would in my fuck, eat your shit!

I'd squirt my semen in your eyes, hair and face though!

[!NV!CTUS]

lol wut??

[PlaneswalkerX]

I did it!!!! muhahahahahahaha


Now I am done :)

Wow, you really showed him. :omg:

Now you can go to baskin robbins and eat your sorrows away.

[tammypants]

Wow, you really showed him. :omg:

Now you can go to baskin robbins and eat your sorrows away.

nope, i've been on a diet :cool:

[evil ernie]

Dudes gonna learn of this and think, yeah she still wants me even though I was getting a bit on the side, I own it.

lol .... why should she give a fuck what he thinks?

maybe his other girl dumps him now ... then he's down two ... and even if she doesn't ... she's going to give him hell ....

if she stays with him, she deserves it .... so its win win win ....

[PlaneswalkerX]

nope, i've been on a diet :cool:

Yeah, so has Willow. HAHAHAHAH. Tammy, why don't you just go out with a nice guy and stop all of this foolishness? I mean, online dating, are you kidding me? Did you know that 30% of people that use online dating sites are actually married? Maybe you should just be alone for a little while, or are you too weak of a person?

[Heero Valentine]

nope, i've been on a diet :cool:

but not anymore...:omg:

[sib]

lol .... why should she give a fuck what he thinks?

Because if he thinks she still cares enough to interfere, he sees himself in the picture. I think they'll get back together.

[tgd_02]

help!

or in spanish:

help-o!

[tammypants]

Because if he thinks she still cares enough to interfere, he sees himself in the picture. I think they'll get back together.

No way jose.

[sib]

No way jose.

I hope you're tight, Tammy, but you did put yourself back in his thoughts and created a confusing message that could easily be misread. Male and female brains work entirely different, males are more black and white. If you leave and then comeback for the last word, it can be interpreted as you never really left or are leaving the door open. Whether your intention or not, you've probably left an unfinished business situation.

[Skyhigh]

help!

or in spanish:

help-o!
NO HABLO DES ESPAGNOL

[Nanabunga]

The thing is, I am done with him.

Obviously...

:omg:

Now I am done

Yeah ok...

She said that they had been dating for over a year and had talked about getting married. She had no idea he was seeing other people. She found my number a few months ago and was going to call me and confronted him about it... He convinced her that I was just a friend and she believed it.

He is fucked in the head.

So you have never fucked another guy behind your boyfriends back ? Or fucked a guy who you knew was in a relationship ? Or spent your time busily texting one fuckboy while the other fuckboy sat alone in the other room (like me for instance?)

Hypocrite much ?

:rolleyes2:

You need to look in the mirror the next time you decide to stand up on your moral soapbox and play this game with other people, next time let the judgmental pendulum swing back the other way before you go telling others dirty little secrets.

One of these days you're going to get involved with a possessive bitch that ends up breaking your nose...

[Willow]

Obviously...

:omg:



Yeah ok...



So you have never fucked another guy behind your boyfriends back ? Or fucked a guy who you knew was in a relationship ? Or spent your time busily texting one fuckboy while the other fuckboy sat alone in the other room (like me for instance?)

Hypocrite much ?

:rolleyes2:

You need to look in the mirror the next time you decide to stand up on your moral soapbox and play this game with other people, next time let the judgmental pendulum swing back the other way before you go telling others dirty little secrets.

One of these days you're going to get involved with a possessive bitch that ends up breaking your nose...
Ohhhhh.... now this is getting interesting....

*where's the salt-free, butterless popcorn.....

[JooX]

Obviously...

:omg:



Yeah ok...



So you have never fucked another guy behind your boyfriends back ? Or fucked a guy who you knew was in a relationship ? Or spent your time busily texting one fuckboy while the other fuckboy sat alone in the other room (like me for instance?)

Hypocrite much ?

:rolleyes2:

You need to look in the mirror the next time you decide to stand up on your moral soapbox and play this game with other people, next time let the judgmental pendulum swing back the other way before you go telling others dirty little secrets.

One of these days you're going to get involved with a possessive bitch that ends up breaking your nose...



I never noticed before... but Tammy is pretty hot. ;)

Would you like to come over to Australia, Tammy?
We can maybe even get married a month or two later. Just send me your credit card details, for immigration reasons, and $3,500.00 to get you set up first... then we can be deleriously happy together and run around naked on the sunny beaches.

Just, you know... cash first so I can get it all set up for you. :thumb:

[Nanabunga]

I think I still have Brett's phone number...

and that geeky guy from your old works e-mail addy...

Maybe I should let them both know you used to fuck me behind their backs ?

See where this is going ?

No ?

[JACKASS2010]

WILLOW!!! PASS THAT FUCKING POPCORN!!!

*puts feet up

as you were ppl.

[tammypants]

I think I still have Brett's phone number...

and that geeky guy from your old works e-mail addy...

Maybe I should let them both know you used to fuck me behind their backs ?

No ?

There's a difference. He DID catch me with someone else, remember? The difference between his indiscretions and mine is that his was not some little hookup with some hot chick now and then, he had us both convinced it was the real deal... This chick told me he had proposed to her a few times, too.

And seriously.... college boyfriends? everyone cheats in college.

[Nanabunga]

:omg:

"In psychology, hypocritical behavior is closely related to the fundamental attribution error: individuals are more likely to explain their own actions by their environment, yet they attribute the actions of others to 'innate characteristics', thus leading towards judging others while justifying ones' own actions."

You're right, my bad...

[Willow]

WILLOW!!! PASS THAT FUCKING POPCORN!!!

*puts feet up

as you were ppl.Sure... can I get you diet coke too?

[Seamus]

So let me get this right Nanabunga used to be banging Tammy?

[Nanabunga]

So let me get this right Nanabunga used to be banging Tammy?

Ask her...

[JACKASS2010]

Sure... can I get you diet coke too?

pfft!! don't insult me!

i'll have a half decaf skinny latte with 000.1% fat chocolate powdered spinkles plz.

kthx.

[Seamus]

Tammy did you and Nanabunga used to do a bit of banging?

[Willow]

pfft!! don't insult me!

i'll have a half decaf skinny latte with 000.1% fat chocolate powdered spinkles plz.

kthx.
Ice water it is then.

[tammypants]

Fine, call me hypocritical, I could care less. Im going to look out for myself, not the chick the asshole was banging.

P.S- Brett knew about you

[tammypants]

Tammy did you and Nanabunga used to do a bit of banging?


A little more than a bit.... :thumb:

[Nanabunga]

I could care less.

I know you care what I say, you don't have to say it out loud.

:rofl:

Or did you mean to say you couldn't care less ?

:thumb:

Im going to look out for myself

...and that is how you always end up in this position.

[tammypants]

hmpf. Yes.

[JooX]

Ohh OHHH!


JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!

[Tilly]

Oh shit! This is almost painful to watch...but I feel...compelled...to...watch...god, help me! :omg:

[Seamus]

By jes good girl Tammy, i saw your picture and i must confess that i'd let you suck my testicles easily!

[Nanabunga]

I even tried to get redeyeguy who posts here to ask her out, he seems like a cool guy and they live close.

but if she insists on making threads like these...

[tammypants]

By jes good girl Tammy, i saw your picture and i must confess that i'd let you suck my testicles easily!

i'm not gonna lie, that pic is deceiving, I'm not as hot as that picture would make it seem

[Tilly]

i'm not gonna lie, that pic is deceiving, I'm not as hot as that picture would make it seem

Then post a non-deceiving pic.

[Willow]

i'm not gonna lie, that pic is deceiving, I'm not as hot as that picture would make it seem
Bullshit. Unless the pic isn't of you, then you are exactly as beautiful as that pic shows you to be.

[Seamus]

Sure i don't care how ugly you are.....












You can still suck my knob!

[JACKASS2010]

post a new one then!

[PlaneswalkerX]

*where's the salt-free, butterless popcorn.....

Words cannot describe how much you disgust me when I think about you sitting around stuffing your face with low fat "diet food". How about just not eating popcorn? It's not that good anyway and doesn't even fill you up. Use your brain and eat something that at least provides you with some amount of satiety.

And seriously.... college boyfriends? everyone cheats in college.

No they don't. Some people have standards.

So let me get this right Nanabunga used to be banging Tammy?

Let's not be crude, they made love... doggy style.

Im going to look out for myself, not the chick the asshole was banging.

That's funny, earlier you stated the reason for your phone call was your concern for the other girl.

[Nanabunga]

Bullshit. Unless the pic isn't of you, then you are exactly as beautiful as that pic shows you to be.

It looks just like her, big soft eyes and pretty face, hair like silk...

but it's the heart.

The cold, deceitful heart that you can't see in that picture that will destroy a mere mortal man (or college boy).

[Nanabunga]

Let's not be crude, they made love... doggy style.

and filmed it...

:thumb:

[Tilly]

No offense, tammy, but people like you piss me off. Please tell me if I'm judging you incorrectly, though, as I have misjudged peoples' character before.

[tammypants]

I'm on the right

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/lissmiss/lissandleigh.jpg

[Seamus]

Please post it Nanabunga!


Or Tammy maybe you'd post a pic with a cucumber up your snatch?

[JooX]

It looks just like her, big soft eyes and pretty face, hair like silk...

but it's the heart.

The cold, deceitful heart that you can't see in that picture that will destroy a mere mortal man (or college boy).


Sounds perfect then... I have no heart and no emotions.


And I will skull fuck anyone who says I do. :mad:

RAWR RAGE ANGER#!&*!@#&*$! - without the emotion. :omg:

[tammypants]

No offense, tammy, but people like you piss me off. Please tell me if I'm judging you incorrectly, though, as I have misjudged peoples' character before.


why do i piss you off? :(

[Seamus]

Nah dont bother!

[PlaneswalkerX]

Nah dont bother!

LMAO. That's the sickest burn ever.

[tammypants]

I called her for three reasons:

1.) I like to think that I would like someone to tell me if I had been her. I am not positive I would have beleived it right away, I'm a creature of denial, but still.

2.) It made me feel better about myself to know that I wasn't the only sucker.

3.) I knew that once I called her, I would severly be cutting all ties between him and I. If I had left it at telling him that I knew about her, I am not positive I would not have been convinced by him that I didn't read the messages right, I was overreacting, or some other crap.

[JACKASS2010]

and filmed it...

:thumb:

WHOA!!

whoa




whoa




whoa







whoa



whoa.....
















send it my way.

ha! you thought this was gonna be a family guy quote didnt you?

[tammypants]

I'm feeling vindictive and Nana knows better than to post anything!!!!


right...???

[Nanabunga]

3.) I knew that once I called her, I would severly be cutting all ties between him and I but would still be able to start a thread on filecabi about it so that it wasn't completely done with

fixed




*and it's severely in case you're wondering and I before e in believing...

[JACKASS2010]

tammy has dirt on nana!!! this get better with every post!!!

dish it!!!

[Willow]

Sounds perfect then... I have no heart and no emotions.


And I will skull fuck anyone who says I do. :mad:

RAWR RAGE ANGER#!&*!@#&*$! - without the emotion. :omg:
Have you seen the movie Equilibrium???

*going to post about it in the movie thread

[tammypants]

tammy has dirt on nana!!! this get better with every post!!!

dish it!!!


No, I don't have dirt. I would throw dirt at his head though!

That's all I got :shrug:

[Nanabunga]

I'm feeling vindictive and Nana knows better than to post anything!!!!


right...???

I aint posting shit...

[JACKASS2010]

Have you seen the movie Equilibrium???

*going to post about it in the movie thread

GunKata is the fucking pwnt.

Equilibrium gets 10/10

i dont care that this aint the movie thread. i'll fucking post wherever the fuck i feel like.

[PlaneswalkerX]

I called her for three reasons:

1.) I like to think that I would like someone to tell me if I had been her. I am not positive I would have beleived it right away, I'm a creature of denial, but still.

2.) It made me feel better about myself to know that I wasn't the only sucker.

3.) I knew that once I called her, I would severly be cutting all ties between him and I. If I had left it at telling him that I knew about her, I am not positive I would not have been convinced by him that I didn't read the messages right, I was overreacting, or some other crap.

Have you actually convinced yourself of that? HAHAHAHA. Let's be honest, tammy. You called the girl and told her because you're mad and you want revenge. You're hoping that by calling this girl, you will cut the guys flow of pussy off. And then when he can't get pussy from her, hopefully he'll call, apologize, and finally change his ways. :omg:

[tammypants]

Yeah, and I guess for that reason..


#4. To cut off his flow of pussy

[Nanabunga]

Yeah, and I guess for that reason..


#4. To cut off his flow of pussy

Admittance is the first step to recovery they say...

[Willow]

GunKata is the fucking pwnt.

Equilibrium gets 10/10

i dont care that this aint the movie thread. i'll fucking post wherever the fuck i feel like.
Nope, points docked due to a shitty script.

[Tilly]

I'm on the right

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/lissmiss/lissandleigh.jpg

You're not bad looking at all.

why do i piss you off? :(

Are you the type that fucks with guys' minds and thinks it's perfectly ok? Seems like you were trying to justify doing that. Like I said, if I'm wrong, please tell me.

[tammypants]

You're not bad looking at all.



Are you the type that fucks with guys' minds and thinks it's perfectly ok? Seems like you were trying to justify doing that. Like I said, if I'm wrong, please tell me.



No, despite what Nana says I am not a cold hearted snake. I loved him.

And thank you :)

[Willow]

Admittance is the first step to recovery they say...
1. Denial
2. Bargaining
3. Anger
4. Acceptance

Actually, those are the stages of grief. Relationship death counts though. Seems like Tammy is at step 3.

[Nanabunga]

Are you the type that fucks with guys' minds and thinks it's perfectly ok?

For what it's worth dude, I don't think it's intentional on her part. But she does fuck with guys heads.

No, despite what Nana says I am not a cold hearted snake.

Yeah you are...

*or can be

1. Denial
2. Bargaining
3. Anger
4. Acceptance

Actually, those are the stages of grief. Relationship death counts though. Seems like Tammy is at step 3.

I was just makin' shit up ma

[JooX]

1. Denial
2. Bargaining
3. Anger
4. Acceptance
5. Profit




:thumb:

[Willow]

:thumb:LOL oops, forgot #5.

[PlaneswalkerX]

No, despite what Nana says I am not a cold hearted snake. I loved him.

LMAO.

An hour and a half ago, I ate a plate of smoked chicken, french fries, and sweet rolls. Now it's time to go eat a plate full of shit again. Suck on that, Willow. Enjoy your butter free popcorn. HAHAHAHAHA

[Heero Valentine]

1. Denial
2. Bargaining
3. Anger
4. Acceptance

Actually, those are the stages of grief. Relationship death counts though. Seems like Tammy is at step 3.

:omg: so is nanabunga it seems...

[Nanabunga]

:omg: so is nanabunga it seems...

What ?

[JACKASS2010]

at stage 3 u noob

[PlaneswalkerX]

1. Denial
2. Bargaining
3. Anger
4. Acceptance

Actually, those are the stages of grief. Relationship death counts though. Seems like Tammy is at step 3.

Actually, since you like correcting people, Admittance is the first stage of recovery if you have an alcohol problem. I believe that is what Nana was referencing; therefore, he was correct. Now give me 20 pushups. No wait, let's just see if you can do 1 first.

[JooX]

Now fight with Heero... and when you're finished, say; "Oh, what a lovely tea party"

[tammypants]

1. Denial
2. Bargaining
3. Anger
4. Acceptance
5. Profit




Is it ok if I just skip #4 altogether? For #5 maybe I can try to sell my Jeep he sold me....

[Nanabunga]

at stage 3 u noob

I know what Heero implied noob

I meant 'what?" as in "get a fucking clue, I'm fucking around with sensitive tammy for the lulz and you shouldn't make assumptions about stuff you know nothing about" noob

[Heero Valentine]

just shit stirring :D

[tammypants]

Now fight with Heero... and when you're finished, say; "Oh, what a lovely tea party"

I love a good tea party! Pinkies out, everyone!

[PlaneswalkerX]

at stage 3 u noob

No, that wasn't like a what as in a "I don't understand what you said." That was a what like "What the fuck are you talking about, I'm not mad."
I'll be here all day.

[JACKASS2010]

Nope, points docked due to a shitty script.

SHUT UP!!

BLASPHEMY!!!

[Willow]

Is it ok if I just skip #4 altogether? For #5 maybe I can try to sell my Jeep he sold me....
NO! Stage 4 is crucial! Without stage 4, you go right back to stage 1.

[PlaneswalkerX]

I know what Heero implied noob

I meant 'what?" as in "get a fucking clue, I'm fucking around with sensitive tammy for the lulz and you shouldn't make assumptions about stuff you know nothing about" noob

No, that wasn't like a what as in a "I don't understand what you said." That was a what like "What the fuck are you talking about, I'm not mad."
I'll be here all day.

You typed that out faster than me? What's your GWAM, asshole?

[JACKASS2010]

lol fuk u guys im high an im kinda slow alright?

fuckin smartasses.

[tammypants]

Ok, I've accepted... blah blah.

One to step #5....

[Nanabunga]

Actually, since you like correcting people, Admittance is the first stage of recovery if you have an alcohol problem. I believe that is what Nana was referencing; therefore, he was correct. Now give me 20 pushups. No wait, let's just see if you can do 1 first.

Yes and thank you, that's what I meant. I have the 'big book' right here to prove it.

* it was a gift from Butterz lol

Now fight with Heero... and when you're finished, say; "Oh, what a lovely tea party"

JAY and BOB strike back

:thumb:

just shit stirring :D

That belongs in the VIP XXX doesn't it ?

:D

[Heero Valentine]

NO! Stage 4 is crucial! Without stage 4, you go right back to stage 1.

yKKGRgKN2I8

[Heero Valentine]

Yes and thank you, that's what I meant. I have the 'big book' right here to prove it.

* it was a gift from Butterz lol



JAY and BOB strike back

:thumb:



That belomngs in the VIP XXX doesn't it ?

*wink wink* :omg:

[tammypants]

That belongs in the VIP XXX doesn't it ?

Speaking of Vip... I am so close. So close....

*And webster, I think you meant "belongs", not belomngs. punk!

[Seamus]

I'm on the right

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/lissmiss/lissandleigh.jpg







Tammy who's the ugly bitch on the left?

[JACKASS2010]

Speaking of Vip... I am so close. So close....

*And webster, I think you meant "belongs", not belomngs. punk!

u aint gettin in. least not until i delete that vid....

[PlaneswalkerX]

Tammy who's the ugly bitch on the left?

Just some dyke that was passing through...

[Nanabunga]

*And webster, I think you meant "belongs", not belomngs. punk!

look again noob, I see nothing wrong...

:omg:

[tammypants]

your magic astounds me, magic man...

[PlaneswalkerX]

There is a Project Pat song that I think is relevant to this situation:

-x4C8yX4eC4

[tammypants]

Nana, you were right about this guy back in 2006 when I first met him.

You were right.
/end.

[Willow]

Nana, you were right about this guy back in 2006 when I first met him.

You were right.
/end.
:eek:

Oh fuck!!!

:omg:

NEVER


Never


never


EVER!


...tell a man he is right

[JACKASS2010]

men are always right.

[Nanabunga]

men are always right.

word

[Willow]

Do you see what you did!!!

Swollen heads and inflated egos!

[Musicman58]

I did it!!!! muhahahahahahaha


Now I am done :)
:thumb:it would have seemed that you have made the right choice...

You called her? What did she say? Hopefully, it won't come bite you in the ass later.
:(

She said that they had been dating for over a year and had talked about getting married. She had no idea he was seeing other people. She found my number a few months ago and was going to call me and confronted him about it... He convinced her that I was just a friend and she believed it.

He is fucked in the head.
then this:bawling: seriously is it too much to ask for people to convert to satanism?

[Fireball]

At first I was like :yawn:

and then...

I :laugh:

:topicsucks:

[DC Thug]

hahahahahaha

hahahahahahahaha

don't be jealous fb

[Fireball]

hahahahahaha

hahahahahahahaha

don't be jealous fb

Of what?

I've yet to see anything on this site to be jealous of, ESPECIALLY this boring thread.

[DC Thug]

oh yeah

and i was kinda testing the word filter.

still on dammitttt

[Fireball]

oh yeah

and i was kinda testing the word filter.

still on dammitttt

Oh haha, I see.

Gotta love those word filters eh?

[Nanabunga]

At first I was like :yawn:

and then...

I :laugh:



Kinda' like the first time you saw me naked.

:omg:

Of what?

I've yet to see anything on this site to be jealous of, ESPECIALLY this boring thread.

You must not have seen my balls then.

mah ballz

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb4/nanabunga/justballs.jpg

[DC Thug]

you might want to get that looked at nana

don't look very healthy...

[Tilly]

No, despite what Nana says I am not a cold hearted snake. I loved him.

And thank you :)

Well, I don't know the story, so what can I say? I'll just shut up, then.

[Nanabunga]

you might want to get that looked at nana

don't look very healthy...

They do kinda look like pigpen's head don't they ?

:omg:

http://www.planetgordon.com/archives/images/pigpen.gif

[Fireball]

Kinda' like the first time you saw me naked.

:omg:



You must not have seen my balls then.

mah ballz

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb4/nanabunga/justballs.jpg


OKAY SO I LIED!

I'm jealous of your balls Nana! I've tried everything to make mine like yours, but I've had no luck! *sob*

[mousewallrat]

Do I call the "other woman"? Confront her? Clue her in that she is being duped even more than I was? Just to get him in double trouble so he loses us both??

I have her phone number. He bought her roses. ROSES!!!!!! :mad:
Nah, go seduce her, videotape the action, and send us and him a copy.

[JACKASS2010]

guess u missed the 13 pages that came after that post eh mousy?

lol

[tgd_02]

dude
i agree wit teh tags

[JooX]

http://www.phawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/beatles_help_dvd.jpg

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

good read, only because it makes me feel less retarded!

[rubicks]

I never noticed before... but Tammy is pretty hot. ;)

Would you like to come over to Australia, Tammy?
We can maybe even get married a month or two later. Just send me your credit card details, for immigration reasons, and $3,500.00 to get you set up first... then we can be deleriously happy together and run around naked on the sunny beaches.

Just, you know... cash first so I can get it all set up for you. :thumb:

fuck me dead Maslin's beach ,you big spender you:p

[rubicks]

Sure i don't care how ugly you are.....












You can still suck my knob!
hmm virgin ?much(or just desperate?)

[rubicks]

GunKata is the fucking pwnt.

Equilibrium gets 10/10

i dont care that this aint the movie thread. i'll fucking post wherever the fuck i feel like.
spoken like an impartial admin,power to the people

[evil ernie]

so nana/tammy do you two see each other in your day to day lives?

[Borro]

so nana/tammy do you two see each other in your day to day lives?


careful...nana gets a bit touchy when you talk about them.

[evil ernie]

careful...nana gets a bit touchy when you talk about them.

i'm just curious ...

did any of this happen after the marriage?

[Nanabunga]

so nana/tammy do you two see each other in your day to day lives?

No but we could...

careful...nana gets a bit touchy when you talk about them.

:yawn:

i'm just curious ...

No worries, ask away...

did any of this happen after the marriage?

She got married ?!

:smokin:

*no it didn't

[evil ernie]

i thought you got married ....

[Seamus]

Good morning to all you Big Scuttering Anus's.

[PlaneswalkerX]

Good morning to all you Big Scuttering Anus's.

Isn't it afternoon in Ireland?

[ICE420]

Good morning to all you Big Scuttering Anus's.


Slainte.:thumb:

[ICE420]

Isn't it afternoon in Ireland?

13.17

[PlaneswalkerX]

13.17

LOL. I guess 1:17 is morning for those drunken bastards.

[Seamus]

12.23pm! Still morning in my books!

[Seamus]

u should let him know that u CAN call the gal. threaten him with extreme drama, and he just might change his ways.







Sounds like something they preach in the Kabbalah to me! (DODGY OUT)

[Tilly]

Good morning to all you Big Scuttering Anus's.

Humbug! I'm so fucking tired.

[evil ernie]

i'm also fucking tired .... i was lying in front of the TV .... fell asleep .... had the cat wake me up at like 3 am .... then my girlfriend kicked me out of bed at like 6am .... i didn't have any clean clothes .... then the washing machine shot fucking water everywhere because the tube wasn't in the basin ...... it was just a crap start to my day really.....

[sib]

Thanks for the email Nana, had to update my quicktime player, worked then.

Bravo, Tammy, bravo! :thumb:

[Cheb]

Kill him!

[PlaneswalkerX]

Tammypants, who are you PMing? I see you've been in there for like 20 minutes. Are you writing me a love letter to tell me how you really feel about me?

[tammypants]

Tammypants, who are you PMing? I see you've been in there for like 20 minutes. Are you writing me a love letter to tell me how you really feel about me?

No one! That's weird...

[PlaneswalkerX]

No one! That's weird...

Don't you lie to me.

[tammypants]

Don't you lie to me.

I would never, ever, ever lie to you....

;)

[Seamus]

I tell ye i think tammy is like a dog in permanent heat or something! Penis sniffer or what.

[boo_cocky]

I tell ye i think tammy is like a dog in permanent heat or something! Penis sniffer or what.
stop trying so hard to 'fit in'. It's coming off rather pathetic.

Nana...aren't you married? Or has that changed since I've been away?

Something about this Tammy and Nana Lovecapades sounds fishy.

Would Nana cheat on his poor wife who goes to work and slaves everyday so he can stay home and play with Army Men? Wouldn't that make you a....?

Would Tammy knowingly sleep with a married man while his wife is at work slaving away so he can cheat when he's not playing with his Army Men? Wouldn't that make her a....?

Hmmmm...I'm not buying it. I think you're ripping off one of PWX's classic pranks. Hope so, anyway.

[tammypants]

It's not a current lovecapade... it's an old lovecapade... old hat!!

And do you mean me when you say Lisa?

[boo_cocky]

It's not a current lovecapade... it's an old lovecapade... old hat!!

And do you mean me when you say Lisa?

I always confuse you with Lisa...lol...sorry.

Well, how 'old' is old? Nana's been married a while, and I'm sure spent a bit of time engaged prior to that...

Come on sporto, level with me...did he really give you the hot beef injection?

I vote 'no'.

[boo_cocky]

^^^I'll take this over-extended pause to mean 'You got me'!

See, this is what the coppers do, see...yeah...the separate the suspects, see, so they can't get their stories straight, see...

Nana is nowhere to be found right now, see...yeah...and Tammy is at a loss for words, yeah, see...

[Supplemental Persona]

I love that song "I'm not Lisa."

FOdaRic7uH0

[tammypants]

6UX0p7uAW2s

[Nanabunga]

i thought you got married ....

I am, I was being sarcastic.

:thumb:

Thanks for the email Nana, had to update my quicktime player, worked then.

Bravo, Tammy, bravo! :thumb:

Lies

Kill him!

I didn't send Sib a thing, he's kidding

Nana...aren't you married? Or has that changed since I've been away?

Yes, no.

Something about this Tammy and Nana Lovecapades sounds fishy.

Would Nana cheat on his poor wife who goes to work and slaves everyday so he can stay home and play with Army Men? Wouldn't that make you a....?

Would Tammy knowingly sleep with a married man while his wife is at work slaving away so he can cheat when he's not playing with his Army Men? Wouldn't that make her a....?

Hmmmm...I'm not buying it. I think you're ripping off one of PWX's classic pranks. Hope so, anyway.

No, it's true, 'Tammy' and I go way back, before the wife and I'm not ripping off PWX's pranks in any way

Well, how 'old' is old? Nana's been married a while, and I'm sure spent a bit of time engaged prior to that...

Come on sporto, level with me...did he really give you the hot beef injection?

I vote 'no'.

Old is old and yes at one time, I did

^^^I'll take this over-extended pause to mean 'You got me'!

See, this is what the coppers do, see...yeah...the separate the suspects, see, so they can't get their stories straight, see...

Nana is nowhere to be found right now, see...yeah...and Tammy is at a loss for words, yeah, see...

Nana was at work, one of his editing positions on a website was made redundant and another positions pay rate was cut in half, I am now back in construction in order to pay the bills.

Welcome back BTW Butterz

:thumb:

[boo_cocky]

^^^Hmmmm, that's interesting.

She take it in the pooper? lol

Thx for the welcome.

[Nanabunga]

She take it in the pooper? lol



LOL

Tammy...

you want to answer that one ?

:thumb:

[sib]

Nana says I'm kidding, but I know someone has a unique mole. Nuff said.

[Nanabunga]

but I know someone has a unique mole.

See, there's the proof hes lying.

It wasn't a mole,

it was a gerbil...

:omg:

[sib]

See, there's the proof hes lying.

It wasn't a mole,

it was a gerbil...

:omg:

well, it did have a few hairs on it. :omg:

[tammypants]

Nana says I'm kidding, but I know someone has a unique mole. Nuff said.


Nana is very sensitive about his hairy butt mole. Shhhhhh!!!!

[boo_cocky]

Nana is very sensitive about his hairy butt mole. Shhhhhh!!!!
I hear you are, too! hehe