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rubicks
March 28th, 2009, 03:05 AM
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Trucker_Fail.jpg

Heero Valentine
March 28th, 2009, 03:21 AM
shortcuts
one shortcut that was too short.

Crossbones
March 28th, 2009, 06:08 AM
The results of when a trucker get a blowjob from a toothless hooker

DC Thug
March 28th, 2009, 09:40 AM
king of the hill

!NV!CTUS
March 28th, 2009, 12:14 PM
The results of when a trucker get a blowjob from a toothless hooker


I second to this..

this made more sense.

yep. yep.:p

JACKASS2010
March 28th, 2009, 12:15 PM
the hell do u know bout blowjobs cai? u dont even give em!

JACKASS2010
March 28th, 2009, 12:15 PM
which is downright fucking disgraceful, might i add.

!NV!CTUS
March 28th, 2009, 12:32 PM
the hell do u know bout blowjobs cai? u dont even give em!


hmm my ex? He totaled our car, when i ask him why and how.

He was like "the truck suddenly stop."

"i was behind the truck, i stepped on the brake. but it was to late."


Went home. his bitch called. i answered the phone and his bitch went "Oh he's asleep, can you tell him I am home and i am safe"

Found out later, she was giving him head.

HE closed his eye when he was about to cum.

end result.

totaled.

!NV!CTUS
March 28th, 2009, 12:33 PM
which is downright fucking disgraceful, might i add.


You, not getting any?? :rofl::rofl:

JACKASS2010
March 28th, 2009, 12:35 PM
hahahahaahaha

and no, not at the moment. rave tonight so it gauranteed. extacy has that effect.

!NV!CTUS
March 28th, 2009, 12:43 PM
hahahahaahaha

and no, not at the moment. rave tonight so it gauranteed. extacy has that effect.


Oh okay.

So tonight, you'll give head?:rofl:

JACKASS2010
March 28th, 2009, 12:45 PM
oh you bitch!!

heh!

fuckin didnt see that coming.

ceehound619
March 28th, 2009, 01:11 PM
hmm my ex? He totaled our car, when i ask him why and how.

He was like "the truck suddenly stop."

"i was behind the truck, i stepped on the brake. but it was to late."


Went home. his bitch called. i answered the phone and his bitch went "Oh he's asleep, can you tell him I am home and i am safe"

Found out later, she was giving him head.

HE closed his eye when he was about to cum.

end result.

totaled.
that just means your ex was a little bitch.....cant take it like a pro.

Big Ozzie
March 28th, 2009, 04:13 PM
hmm my ex? He totaled our car, when i ask him why and how.

He was like "the truck suddenly stop."

"i was behind the truck, i stepped on the brake. but it was to late."


Went home. his bitch called. i answered the phone and his bitch went "Oh he's asleep, can you tell him I am home and i am safe"

Found out later, she was giving him head.

HE closed his eye when he was about to cum.

end result.

totaled.

Did you marry this guy? http://img.tfd.com/wn/8C/686B1-cyclops.gif

boo_cocky
March 28th, 2009, 04:23 PM
Found out later, she was giving him head.
Good girl.

HE closed his eye when he was about to cum.

end result. totaled.
I hear that happens a lot with Asian guys. That's too bad. I close BOTH my eyes when I cum.

Did the two of you 'share' the car, or did he take the care when you broke up?

footballbat
March 29th, 2009, 09:34 PM
hmm my ex? He totaled our car, when i ask him why and how.

He was like "the truck suddenly stop."

"i was behind the truck, i stepped on the brake. but it was to late."


Went home. his bitch called. i answered the phone and his bitch went "Oh he's asleep, can you tell him I am home and i am safe"

Found out later, she was giving him head.

HE closed his eye when he was about to cum.

end result.

totaled.

The blame for the accident rests on you.

If you had been sucking his cock, he wouldn't have had to be going elsewhere for oral pleasure.

Afronaught
March 29th, 2009, 11:41 PM
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Trucker_Fail.jpg

Big Ozzie? :eek:

!NV!CTUS
March 30th, 2009, 12:33 AM
sure.. hold up. aren't you the one who gave me a neg rep for voicing out my opinion about guys?

/walks away from the thread, clicks User PC.

yep yep. twas you.

Internet serious business, yes?