What do you name your bongs?

[LiquidBlue]

:D i name my lil green glass pipe bong...lil frogger lil froggie<3

[boo_cocky]

Fish dick.










Actually, I must have had a shitty childhood...we never named our bowls, bongs or joints...bowls were bowls; bongs were water bongs or carburetor bongs; joints were pinners or fatties...that was it.

[LiquidBlue]

LOL If only i can give u more reps....*has to give others rep blah blah blah*

[tgd_02]

teh chief
lady liberty
megan fox
magic 8
think thats it

[Fireball]

Eh? Naming?

Only ever had one bong that was named.

Big Bertha.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Ummmmm...

Red Cloud
Buckwheat
Woody Harrelson

Having trouble remembering some of my old smoking pieces

[ICE420]

I´v never thought about giving my Bong a name.

Maybe I will now, seeing as i´m in work and bored waiting for a late delivery.


Hmmm??????, nah i´ll have to hang on until I get home and have a smoke, I need´s the inspiration.

[Afronaught]

Major Dick Bong....

looks Like this:
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee94/afronaught/PENIS_BONGS_CERAMIC.jpg

named it after him:
http://www.acesofww2.com/USA/Aces/bong/bong-color.jpg

[DC Thug]

billy bong thornton

[neg rep luver]

yo dooodz, my bOng iZ call3d teh NeG RiPP3r. wHo wuntz 2 taeK sum n3g ripZ?

[Seamus]

I´v never thought about giving my Bong a name.

Maybe I will now, seeing as i´m in work and bored waiting for a late delivery.


Hmmm??????, nah i´ll have to hang on until I get home and have a smoke, I need´s the inspiration.






No don't I don't think people from Leinster name their bongs! We know that people's who do name their bongs. Also study, and are highly skilled in the art of FAGGETRY!

[Afronaught]

No don't I don't think people from Leinster name their bongs! We know that people's who do name their bongs. Also study, and are highly skilled in the art of FAGGETRY!

Good thing I named My bong then :thumb:

[Josh85]

Stoners piss me off sometimes.

I mean you're all nice people but you can't work hard to save ur fucken life. And you're always sleeping and lazy and glassy eyed.

[Seamus]

Im not homophobic Afronaught!

I have gay friends. My best buds bro is gay! He's sound out!

[Seamus]

Stoners piss me off sometimes.

I mean you're all nice people but you can't work hard to save ur fucken life. And you're always sleeping and lazy and glassy eyed.




Hahahahahahaha. Listen to the wannabe Junkie guys! He see's it as it is!

[Josh85]

Hahahahahahaha. Listen to the wannabe Junkie guys! He see's it as it is!

Nah I wouldn't go as far as to call all stoners junkies. That's a bit harsh. But you regular stoners are just as bad as any junkie.

Especially Irish stoners.. they're the worst. It's like combining two bad things to make one really bad thing lol. :D

[MontysDouble]

Um... I don't smoke but I do name my hard drives after swimming critters. They are called Cuttlefish, Dolphin and Grouper. When I fill Grouper then I'm going to get a TB drive and call it Humpback.

My stubby holder is called Mr Chilly, and my bottle opener is called Victorinox. :thumb:

[Seamus]

What part of them aboriginal slums you from again Josh? How did you manage to get the internet? Who did you eat?

[Josh85]

What part of them aboriginal slums you from again Josh? How did you manage to get the internet? Who did you eat?

What part of england are you from?

[Seamus]

Hahahahahahaha! Another mongrel that doesn't know anything bout his aboriginal history!

Tut tut tut! I'm from Co Wexford, Josh! The Republic of Ireland! What a dummie!

[Josh85]

Hahahahahahaha! Another mongrel that doesn't know anything bout his aboriginal history!

Tut tut tut! I'm from Co Wexford, Josh! The Republic of Ireland! What a dummie!

Yeh but isn't Ireland just a part of England?

lol

And I'm fullblood Yamagee From up north dere cuz

[MontysDouble]

Either I seriously need an eye test or you shouldn't believe a word of it Seamus. :)

[Seamus]

Anyway how are ye proud to be Australian with a replica English flag! Nope something tells me you are a mongrel who was happy with the brittish money! Fucking mongrels!

[Josh85]

Ahhh because Australia was colonised by england.

I'd prefer to be colonised by england then conquered/pwned by england any day.

:D

And I don't mind british migrants to australia anyway, i mean they're shit workers (fucken girl's blouses really) but they're not so bad. Not like the irish.

[Seamus]

Im going too get a shower now! When I come back i'll have something to say!

[Willow]

Im going too get a shower now! When I come back i'll have something to say!
Damn, that's a long shower.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

That's because seamus lives in poverty and must first collect rain water and boil it to rid of harmful bacteria.

[tammypants]

Treasure Cat....


Has anybody ever seen those cartoons "Mr.Wong"???? I never thought to look here!! It was this web cartoon about this little asian guy who.... pees on elvis' grave and has a pet raccoon called "treasure cat"????? please tell me someone has seen these!!!!

[Seamus]

Damn, that's a long shower.





I know I still hadn't thought of anything good to say to him! Im sick of the aussie jokes now too! The Australians are just plain boring! Their not funny and they lie all the time! (especially about drugs)

We just bully the aussie and the kiwi and their surrounding family members who live in my village! It's nice!

[JACKASS2010]

my alien bong is named Smokey. my large generic red one is Sergeant Stoner.

i had a glass skull one named Solid Smoke but i gave it to a mate to go camping and he smashed the poor thing. turns out it wasn't solid after all. damn i miss that bong :(

[Afronaught]

Im not homophobic Afronaught!

I have gay friends. My best buds bro is gay! He's sound out!
Never said you were mate :thumb:

some of my best friends are straight :p

[LiquidBlue]

my alien bong is named Smokey. my large generic red one is Sergeant Stoner.

i had a glass skull one named Solid Smoke but i gave it to a mate to go camping and he smashed the poor thing. turns out it wasn't solid after all. damn i miss that bong :(


LOL!!! Solid Smoke, awesome name! :( poor bong

[Josh85]

I know I still hadn't thought of anything good to say to him! Im sick of the aussie jokes now too! The Australians are just plain boring! Their not funny and they lie all the time! (especially about drugs)

We just bully the aussie and the kiwi and their surrounding family members who live in my village! It's nice!

Why would anyone lie about taking drugs? Is taking drugs cool or something? And why would anyone lie about taking Prescription drugs especialy... they're not hardcore in any way. If someone was going to lie about drugs to try and be "hardcore" they'd be like, "Hey mannnnn I shoot up black tar heroine into my penis veins coz i'm a mad cunt"

hahaha

[!NV!CTUS]

Why would anyone lie about taking drugs? Is taking drugs cool or something? And why would anyone lie about taking Prescription drugs especialy... they're not hardcore in any way. If someone was going to lie about drugs to try and be "hardcore" they'd be like, "Hey mannnnn I shoot up black tar heroine into my penis veins coz i'm a mad cunt"

hahaha

good point.

[Seamus]

good point.




Shut it Barbarian! Who asked you? Josh I dont think you read one of my previous posts where I said that I only smoke good hash if there is some about, I dont smoke fags. As far as I knew Valium and all that kind of shit was just the gateway leading to smack! Don't all smack heads get prescribed all the shit that your on! Hahahahaha though! Good to see you have a sense of humour about hash heads being twice as bad smackheads like you!

[rubicks]

sits here thinking:maybe i should have tried drugs but no ciggies and booze were bad enough

[!NV!CTUS]

Shut it Barbarian! Who asked you? Josh I dont think you read one of my previous posts where I said that I only smoke good hash if there is some about, I dont smoke fags. As far as I knew Valium and all that kind of shit was just the gateway leading to smack! Don't all smack heads get prescribed all the shit that your on! Hahahahaha though! Good to see you have a sense of humour about hash heads being twice as bad smackheads like you!


Hey Gaymie, You said i was on your iggy list..

watta liar..:wth:

[!NV!CTUS]

sits here thinking:maybe i should have tried drugs but no ciggies and booze were bad enough

yeap, yeap.. No drugs.. just cigar and beer..:thumb:

[Seamus]

Well anymore racisim and I may have to Cai!

[!NV!CTUS]

Gaymie, Gaymie Gaymie.. what racism are you skanking about?

If my memory serves me right, you are the one who kept calling me names..

and you can iggy me whenever you like, id live.

/kisses Gaymie's cheeks..

[chumley]

Get a Life

[rubicks]

Get a Life
sage words indeed

[!NV!CTUS]

lmao..

O.........

really.......


This is pathetic..

you should get a life..

If you have time making alt..

you have so much time in your hand..

/kisses your forehead

[Josh85]

Shut it Barbarian! Who asked you? Josh I dont think you read one of my previous posts where I said that I only smoke good hash if there is some about, I dont smoke fags. As far as I knew Valium and all that kind of shit was just the gateway leading to smack! Don't all smack heads get prescribed all the shit that your on! Hahahahaha though! Good to see you have a sense of humour about hash heads being twice as bad smackheads like you!

hahah look at you thinking you're all trendy talking about HASH HEADS and SMACKHEADS. You know all the drug lingos don't you?

You're so trendy.

also I don't get prescribed ANY of the shit I'm on (well not on, just what i take on weekends with my beers). I just aquired it from people that are prescribed it. Because I'm hardcore like that. I have street connections and shit bro

[Josh85]

Well anymore racisim and I may have to Cai!

You're not saying Irish are a race now are ya?

I thought they were just funny sounding british.

:smokin:

[Seamus]

Gaymie, Gaymie Gaymie.. what racism are you skanking about?

If my memory serves me right, you are the one who kept calling me names..

and you can iggy me whenever you like, id live.

/kisses Gaymie's cheeks..







Yeah my arse cheeks! And I just farted right in your face!

[Seamus]

You're not saying Irish are a race now are ya?

I thought they were just funny sounding british.

:smokin:






My God I was only joking about you being a 1% of everything Mongrel who doesn't actually know anything about world affairs before! But now :omg:

Too much didgeridoo playing me thinks!

[Josh85]

My God I was only joking about you being a 1% of everything Mongrel who doesn't actually know anything about world affairs before! But now :omg:

Too much didgeridoo playing me thinks!

LMAO. What was I wrong about the funny sounding british thing?

:D

I'm just fuckin' with ya lol

[tgd_02]

stfu and discuss moar bongs

[Borro]

Who the fuck names their bongs? High school dropouts?

[boo_cocky]

Who the fuck names their bongs? High school dropouts?
I was thinking the same thing. The first time I'd ever even HEARD of people naming their bongs was 'Half Baked'.

I'd bet money that people saw the movie and started naming their bongs in wannabe fashion after that. My whole existence as a teen was being and hanging with stoners, and not one of us ever named any of our paraphernalia.

[LiquidBlue]

^^^ that was a good movie.... :P

sits here thinking:maybe i should have tried drugs but no ciggies and booze were bad enough

Never like cigs...makes my hair/clothes...smell and I'm only a social drinker.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

I was thinking the same thing. The first time I'd ever even HEARD of people naming their bongs was 'Half Baked'.

I'd bet money that people saw the movie and started naming their bongs in wannabe fashion after that. My whole existence as a teen was being and hanging with stoners, and not one of us ever named any of our paraphernalia.

that's a good possibility. I know quite a few people that named their pipes and wutnot. First time I heard my neighbor refer to her pipe as buckwheat I started cracking up. So we got a sticker of buckwheat to go on it.

[boo_cocky]

that's a good possibility. I know quite a few people that named their pipes and wutnot. First time I heard my neighbor refer to her pipe as buckwheat I started cracking up. So we got a sticker of buckwheat to go on it.
Yeah, I mean...it's not a big deal...I just highly doubt anyone was doing it before the movie, now it seems to be all the rage.

I'll be the first to admit that I cut my hair off after I saw Metallica come out with short hair. I had toyed with cutting it off...but, made the decision after they did it. So, there's my wannabe confession. :thumb:

[Borro]

I was thinking the same thing. The first time I'd ever even HEARD of people naming their bongs was 'Half Baked'.

I'd bet money that people saw the movie and started naming their bongs in wannabe fashion after that. My whole existence as a teen was being and hanging with stoners, and not one of us ever named any of our paraphernalia.

/agreed

Billy Bong Thornton is the only name a bong should ever have. The rest are just stupid stoner kids that want to be "original".

[tammypants]

After Treasure Cat bit the big one, my roomie in college and I came up with this rule that we would only smoke out things that we made.... apples, soda bottles/tinfoil(which I'm pretty sure has fcked me up for life!), huge gravity bongs in the bathtub.
Good times!

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Yeah, I mean...it's not a big deal...I just highly doubt anyone was doing it before the movie, now it seems to be all the rage.

I'll be the first to admit that I cut my hair off after I saw Metallica come out with short hair. I had toyed with cutting it off...but, made the decision after they did it. So, there's my wannabe confession. :thumb:

They cut off their hair and started making weak music all at the same time. No wonder people were mad.

[Borro]

They cut off their hair and started making weak music all at the same time. No wonder people were mad.

I was so fucking annoyed when they cut their shit off. Jason started that shit though...bastard.

[boo_cocky]

They cut off their hair and started making weak music all at the same time. No wonder people were mad.
Well...I dunno...I mean, yeah, you're right...but, I still think the music they made was relevant. I just have a hard time with the fact that it was 'Metallica' making it.

Yeah, the 90's were not a good time to be a Metallica fan. '83-'89; '08-__'

20 Fucking years of waiting for classic Metallica to return. :mad:

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Yep, Jason was the cool one by then for sure. I remember when I saw the pictures in Load, I just thought to myself how Metallica turned into pure faggotry. I still believe that if Lars died (in a bus crash) instead of Cliff Metallica would still rule.

[Borro]

Well...I dunno...I mean, yeah, you're right...but, I still think the music they made was relevant. I just have a hard time with the fact that it was 'Metallica' making it.

Yeah, the 90's were not a good time to be a Metallica fan. '83-'89; '08-__'

20 Fucking years of waiting for classic Metallica to return. :mad:

Metallica took forever to come out with a new album...metal was dying...so Pantera tried to take up the slack. After that they finally showed up again, and came out with "Load". Which was a "load" of shit.

Thanks Metallica. Now all I see are niggers rappin, or singin some R&B shit.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Well...I dunno...I mean, yeah, you're right...but, I still think the music they made was relevant. I just have a hard time with the fact that it was 'Metallica' making it.

Yeah, the 90's were not a good time to be a Metallica fan. '83-'89; '08-__'

20 Fucking years of waiting for classic Metallica to return. :mad:

I know what you mean. If you've ever listened to Corrosion of Conformity, Metallica's 90's albums took a lot of inspiration from them. I love Corrosion, but not so much that era of Metallica. Even though it's similar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVI2m6cbYtI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRf7fzkSIrA

[!NV!CTUS]

Yeah my arse cheeks! And I just farted right in your face!:wth:

really..

fuck wait.. you can still read this shit.

when you gonna iggy me??:omg:


/kisses you forehead with my fart smelling lips

[boo_cocky]

Yep, Jason was the cool one by then for sure. I remember when I saw the pictures in Load, I just thought to myself how Metallica turned into pure faggotry. I still believe that if Lars died (in a bus crash) instead of Cliff Metallica would still rule.
I wonder if James would have continued without Lars...?

I always liked Kirk, too. He genuinely seems like a 'regular' guy...even a little dorky.

Lars is a douche, literally, a fucking douchebag. James is cool, but got a little too impressed with himself and tried to become an 'artist'. Meh.

It was great to see Jason and Rob both onstage and sharing the mic during Metallica's HOF induction performance. Honestly, I was never really impressed with Jason's bass playing...Cliff and Rob were/are much better, imo.

Also, Metallica rules again, in my opinion, Death Magnetic is fucking incredible...it's like the album that SHOULD have come after ...And Justice

[Borro]

I wonder if James would have continued without Lars...?

I always liked Kirk, too. He genuinely seems like a 'regular' guy...even a little dorky.

Lars is a douche, literally, a fucking douchebag. James is cool, but got a little too impressed with himself and tried to become an 'artist'. Meh.

It was great to see Jason and Rob both onstage and sharing the mic during Metallica's HOF induction performance. Honestly, I was never really impressed with Jason's bass playing...Cliff and Rob were/are much better, imo.

Also, Metallica rules again, in my opinion, Death Magnetic is fucking incredible...it's like the album that SHOULD have come after ...And Justice

Jason was cool as hell. Have you ever watched "A Year and a Half in the Life of Metallica"?

Stupid question, right? lol.

He seemed to be a pretty cool guy.

[Borro]

Also, Metallica rules again, in my opinion, Death Magnetic is fucking incredible...it's like the album that SHOULD have come after ...And Justice

Too little...too late.

I find that album to be sad. It's them trying to get back to the music that they should have been working on before going all gay. Metallica was THE band years ago to me, and now I can't stand em. I listened to that album, and just hear them trying to get back their original fans. Fuck em...I'll stick with their older shit.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Newsted was always the level headed guy, but didn't add nearly as much to the music as Cliff. James was cool, minus the ego. Kirk too. Yeah, fuck Lars. Him and that Bob Rock cunt ruined it all. I'm still bitter, especially after playing Guitar Hero Metallica and being reminded of the good ol days.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Too little...too late.

I find that album to be sad. It's them trying to get back to the music that they should have been working on before going all gay. Metallica was THE band years ago to me, and now I can't stand em. I listened to that album, and just hear them trying to get back their original fans. Fuck em...I'll stick with their older shit.

Their original fans left long ago and became Exodus and Testament fans. Bands that kept writing real music.

[boo_cocky]

Jason was cool as hell. Have you ever watched "A Year and a Half in the Life of Metallica"?

Stupid question, right? lol.

He seemed to be a pretty cool guy.
Very cool guy...great stage presence, too.

Just not a 'great' bassist. Kept his parts too basic, imo...could have really added to the dimensions of some songs if he used more complex bass lines.

[Borro]

Newsted was always the level headed guy, but didn't add nearly as much to the music as Cliff. James was cool, minus the ego. Kirk too. Yeah, fuck Lars. Him and that Bob Rock cunt ruined it all. I'm still bitter, especially after playing Guitar Hero Metallica and being reminded of the good ol days.


Fucking Lars, and his sissy ass. I didn't know he was such a fucking bitch until the whole Napster fiasco. Goddamn if I didn't hate listening to his punk ass. I wanted to just stomp him in his goofy looking pie face.

[boo_cocky]

Newsted was always the level headed guy, but didn't add nearly as much to the music as Cliff. James was cool, minus the ego. Kirk too. Yeah, fuck Lars. Him and that Bob Rock cunt ruined it all. I'm still bitter, especially after playing Guitar Hero Metallica and being reminded of the good ol days.
Dude, you just fucking nailed it.

Bob Rock is the World's Biggest Douchebag who helped RUIN the greatest Metal Band of all-time for 15+ years.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Fucking Lars, and his sissy ass. I didn't know he was such a fucking bitch until the whole Napster fiasco. Goddamn if I didn't hate listening to his punk ass. I wanted to just stomp him in his goofy looking pie face.

I never liked him, then watching some kind of monster was the icing on the cake.

[Borro]

Very cool guy...great stage presence, too.

Just not a 'great' bassist. Kept his parts too basic, imo...could have really added to the dimensions of some songs if he used more complex bass lines.

Wasn't great, but knew when the other band members (a.k.a. James/Lars) were becoming California fags, got tired of their "it's our band" attitude, and left.

Jason was the only cool guy in that band. James became an arrogant ass, Lars is a crybaby bitch, and Kirk is just a fucking Joe Satriani mirror.

[boo_cocky]

Wasn't great, but knew when the other band members (a.k.a. James/Lars) were becoming California fags, got tired of their "it's our band" attitude, and left.

Jason was the only cool guy in that band. James became an arrogant ass, Lars is a crybaby bitch, and Kirk is just a fucking Joe Satriani mirror.
Blasphemy!

Man, I fucking love Kirk! To me, THAT is the complete guitarist...and not that I want to rip him off, but THAT is how I like my solos to sound. I just relate to his playing so much.

Just wish I was as good as him. :mad:

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Kirk is alright, I much prefer his leads in the slower songs and instrumentals. Most of his solos in the fast songs are just wanking really fast blues scales over and over. But that's typical of the genre I guess.

[Borro]

Blasphemy!

Man, I fucking love Kirk! To me, THAT is the complete guitarist...and not that I want to rip him off, but THAT is how I like my solos to sound. I just relate to his playing so much.

Just wish I was as good as him. :mad:

Then I won't tell you that he took guitar lessons from Joe.

Oops...I just did. Sorry.

[boo_cocky]

Then I won't tell you that he took guitar lesson from Joe.

Oops...I just did. Sorry.
Yeah, I know that...both Lars and Kirk took lessons after Kill 'em All...

But, he's a very different guitarist than Satriani.

[boo_cocky]

Kirk is alright, I much prefer his leads in the slower songs and instrumentals. Most of his solos in the fast songs are just wanking really fast blues scales over and over. But that's typical of the genre I guess.
I still nut every time I hear the lead to Creeping Death....uhhhhhhh...woops.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

lewl, bong thread is now Metallithread

[LiquidBlue]

^^^ yes i notice....in the words of the great tgd....

stfu and discuss moar bongs
or not...meh(dnt care)

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Ok... Ummmm... The first time I went to a college party when I was in high school I went to my brother's neighbors apartment and cleared his 6 footer. Only the third time I smoked weed. I was so high that the dude's girlfriend thought I was comatose or something. They had to tell me at least 10 times to get up so we could leave. I was high for almost 6 hours after that and couldn't function at all besides sitting upright and occasionally responding to something with a nonsense answer. Ummmm. there, bong story

[Borro]

^^^ yes i notice....in the words of the great tgd....


or not...meh(dnt care)

how bout ya just smoke out of em, and stfu? naming bongs...good fucking god.:omg::wth:

[LiquidBlue]

i do what i want *snap snap snap*

[Borro]

i do what i want *snap snap snap*


Gamer dweeb beaners really isn't that impressive.

[LiquidBlue]

Gamer dweeb beaners really isn't that impressive.

Eh?

[Quackers]

Naming a bong? wtf

The only bongs I ever use are the 2 litre coke bottles with 2 holes melted in them. They work well enough though.

I don't like bongs too much, I prefer a nice fat spliff.

I have afew pipes/bowls, but I don't use them very often.

Haha, I gave my mum a hit off a wooden pipe I had, she nearly coughed her lungs up, was hilarious.

[boo_cocky]

Ok... Ummmm... The first time I went to a college party when I was in high school I went to my brother's neighbors apartment and cleared his 6 footer. Only the third time I smoked weed. I was so high that the dude's girlfriend thought I was comatose or something. They had to tell me at least 10 times to get up so we could leave. I was high for almost 6 hours after that and couldn't function at all besides sitting upright and occasionally responding to something with a nonsense answer. Ummmm. there, bong story
First time I ever did a 'bong' hit was out of my buddy's (now my brother in law) 3 footer. Took a huge fucking hit and was exhaling/coughing smoke for what seemed like forever.

I went to drive home and had to turn my truck around 1/4 mile down the road...I was so fucking high, I was forgetting to shift gears and redlining the fuck out of my Subaru Brat. Went back to their place and melted into their couch.

[Willow]

First time I ever did a 'bong' hit was out of my buddy's (now my brother in law) 3 footer. Took a huge fucking hit and was exhaling/coughing smoke for what seemed like forever.

I went to drive home and had to turn my truck around 1/4 mile down the road...I was so fucking high, I was forgetting to shift gears and redlining the fuck out of my Subaru Brat. Went back to their place and melted into their couch.
I loved getting high, but I hated getting that high. I felt like I'd never come off the buzz and would stay that stoned forever.

[tammypants]

"Is this real life??? Is this gonna be foreeveeeer??"

[boo_cocky]

I loved getting high, but I hated getting that high. I felt like I'd never come off the buzz and would stay that stoned forever.
Yeah...it wasn't an enjoyable high trying to drive like that...kinda freaked me out a bit. I felt better once I got back to their place...became one with the couch and just watched as one TV show became another...trippy.

Remembering to breath was another chore...

[Willow]

Yeah...it wasn't an enjoyable high trying to drive like that...kinda freaked me out a bit. I felt better once I got back to their place...became one with the couch and just watched as one TV show became another...trippy.

Remembering to breath was another chore...
LMAO, true!

[JACKASS2010]

i only seen half baked lke 2 years ago so that didnt influence my bong naming. i dont rly know how it started but i do know i was high as fuck when it did.

[boo_cocky]

i only seen half baked lke 2 years ago so that didnt influence my bong naming. i dont rly know how it started but i do know i was high as fuck when it did.
Lies














...all...























...Lies.

[JACKASS2010]

i'm serious! it just happened.

[boo_cocky]

i'm serious! it just happened.
Get back to me on that yesterday.

[JACKASS2010]

wat?

[boo_cocky]

wat?
Or is it? :thumb:

[Borro]

he's saying that you are full of shit, and that you didn't name your bong until you watched the movie that had a bong with a name.

I want to talk to Sampson.

[Seamus]

wat?





And I think he called you Red Knob.

I got on to him about blackening your name! But he wouldn't listen and insisted on calling you droney!

[JACKASS2010]

he's saying that you are full of shit, and that you didn't name your bong until you watched the movie that had a bong with a name.

I want to talk to Sampson.

and he say he doesn't know shit about fuck, mah man.

also seamus, there is no fucking way you are 24 with a dipshit fucking response like that.

[Seamus]

and he say he doesn't know shit about fuck, mah man.

also seamus, there is no fucking way you are 24 with a dipshit fucking response like that.





Yep 24 Jack! 25 in a few weeks!

[silenthill22]

I never named a piece. I want to now. lol

[tgd_02]

I never named a piece. I want to now. lol
doooooooooooooooouuuu it

[Skyhigh]

Never said you were mate :thumb:

some of my best friends are straight :p
Aren't you married?(To a woman) I also remember you saying you were bi, not gay..... But then again that was like YEARS ago

Also, I has nevar smoked teh pots.

[boo_cocky]

Aren't you married?(To a woman) I also remember you saying you were bi, not gay..... But then again that was like YEARS ago
Yes and yes.

But, people seem to prefer to ignore the fact that he's married, that he probably gets more pussy than they do and go straight for the kill on the fact that he does suck an occasional cock! blech It's hard to flame a guy using 'bisexuality' as the basis for the flame...


shhhh...i think they're just jealous! :thumb:

[Afronaught]

LOL or as the Locals call it here Bio-Sex-shul..... I love that :D

[brownbearclan]

The only names I recall are:

The Communicator
General Sherman

We just call ours "the ong." (No, that's not a typo lol.)