LAST POST OWNS ALL!

[JooX]

I hope my neighbours are sleeping soundly...

I'm reading through BASH and am laughing my head off, the TV is on, so are my head phones.
I take them off and notice the TV is at the end of a News story about a young girl with breast cancer. :omg:

[MCMXCII]

Does that have anything to do with this here thread?

I just bought a new deodorant stick... :omg:

[LiquidBlue]

I hope my neighbours are sleeping soundly...

I'm reading through BASH and am laughing my head off, the TV is on, so are my head phones.
I take them off and notice the TV is at the end of a News story about a young girl with breast cancer. :omg:

lol the atmosphere changed
:( poor girl

[JACKASS2010]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[LiquidBlue]

>.>....okay.....

[MCMXCII]

<.<

[JACKASS2010]

xD.

[tgd_02]

: D


D:

D:<

[LiquidBlue]

\( ^-^)/

[tgd_02]

-_-

[LiquidBlue]

D:<

[tgd_02]

:P




.

[LiquidBlue]

v.v

[tgd_02]

;_;

[LiquidBlue]

:/ .

[tgd_02]

@_@

[JACKASS2010]

(>^^)> <(^^<)

[tgd_02]

HA-HA!

[Big Ozzie]

..._(")_ <-----<<<< *thwap*
//(*_*)\\

[hoschiadedodi]

···

[LiquidBlue]

O.o

[Big Ozzie]

http://www.thebluething.com/games/files/homer-simp.jpg

[JACKASS2010]

lol hosch, took me awhile to figure out wut u did.

was like "blankpost wtf!?!?!!!"

[LiquidBlue]

NOOOO! homer just had a crayon jammed up his nose >.>

[MCMXCII]

lol hosch, took me awhile to figure out wut u did.

was like "blankpost wtf!?!?!!!"

Is it not a blank post?

[JACKASS2010]

tis not good sir.

[yup]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/almost-got-cookie-loldogs-funny-pictures.jpg

[jammin91]

Mnt dew is the pwnt!

[DC Thug]

afrroooo, someone's calling yoooooou

lewl!


,,!,, ^_^ ,,!,,

[jammin91]

lick your own taint

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

?tniat a si tahw

suoires eb t'nac u ylerus !!!!!!!GMOZ

NIW/

[LiquidBlue]

@_@ all these backwards typing gets me dizzy.

/wins

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Link rapes chickenz!!!

/pwn

[Borro]

Sometimes I find toilet paper pieces stuck to my ass hair.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

One time I was scratching my ass and plucked this hair that was over a foot long. How does that happen???

[LiquidBlue]

wtf mate?

[Borro]

One time I was scratching my ass and plucked this hair that was over a foot long. How does that happen???


Umm...you opened a festering ingrown hair, and pulled it out? That is pretty nasty. Bet that bitch hurt for a long time lol. :1zhelp:

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Umm...you opened a festering ingrown hair, and pulled it out? That is pretty nasty. Bet that bitch hurt for a long time lol. :1zhelp:

no, I don't think it was. It didn't hurt much at all. I used to work with a guy that had one of those on his chest. He said he had to get it surgically removed and it was filled with hardened puss and like 3 feet of bunched up hair. That sounds aweful.

[Borro]

no, I don't think it was. It didn't hurt much at all. I used to work with a guy that had one of those on his chest. He said he had to get it surgically removed and it was filled with hardened puss and like 3 feet of bunched up hair. That sounds aweful.

LEWL

Yeah a hairy motherfucker I worked with had the same shit on his ass. Your little comment reminded me of him. Fucking YUCK !!!!!!!! :wth:

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

yeah, I think mine was a legit long flowing butt hair. That's why I was so shocked

[LiquidBlue]

ugh gross!

[Borro]

ugh gross!


Ingrown ass hairs ftw !!!!!!! :banana_sml::banana_sml::banana_sml::banana_sml:

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

i had this skin tag thing on my neck, so I cut it off with a straight razor and all these hairs formed together next to it so I had to dig them out with tweezers. That shit was awful.

[LiquidBlue]

>< wtf! Sharing too much! Do not want!

[LiquidBlue]

/wins

[JooX]

I was once witness to the creepiest thing Ive seen... before I came to FileCabi.

A grand child was squeezing the cist thing, I dont know what it really is, on her grandfathers back. They do it on a regular basis. :omg: Anyway... it's on his back and I was standing on the other side of the patio when *POP* - fucking thing shot out like it was a spider-man web line and went about 8 feet. A 5 inch strand of webbing flew in a massive arc and landed at my feet. :wth:

[Borro]

I was once witness to the creepiest thing Ive seen... before I came to FileCabi.

A grand child was squeezing the cist thing, I dont know what it really is, on her grandfathers back. They do it on a regular basis. :omg: Anyway... it's on his back and I was standing on the other side of the patio when *POP* - fucking thing shot out like it was a spider-man web line and went about 8 feet. A 5 inch strand of webbing flew in a massive arc and landed at my feet. :wth:

Mmmm I bet your mouth watered from the smell.

[JooX]

I was teh droolz n stuff.


*gets hard at the memory

[rubicks]

I was once witness to the creepiest thing Ive seen... before I came to FileCabi.

A grand child was squeezing the cist thing, I dont know what it really is, on her grandfathers back. They do it on a regular basis. :omg: Anyway... it's on his back and I was standing on the other side of the patio when *POP* - fucking thing shot out like it was a spider-man web line and went about 8 feet. A 5 inch strand of webbing flew in a massive arc and landed at my feet. :wth:
since you joined the fc nothing surprises you hmmmm?

[tgd_02]

?tniat a si tahw

suoires eb t'nac u ylerus !!!!!!!GMOZ

NIW/
i am serious

and STOP CALLIN ME SHIRLEY

[JACKASS2010]

lol airplane?

[tgd_02]

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEA

[JooX]

Smog farts are not your friend.

[loadrunner]

My ex-girlfriend explained me she was cheating me with two other guys... I heard a Friend of my did a medical test, in wich he was tested positive on Herpes. I'll change the name on the test, and send it to her... She will be ownded :D

[LiquidBlue]

ewww herpes

[JooX]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jammin91]

sphincter says what?

[JooX]

Jammin91

[jammin91]

yes?

[LiquidBlue]

http://img.yawoot.com/7a6724564f3e0d1dd17b445cb0e2dbbd.jpeg
/wins!

[jammin91]

OWNED

[LiquidBlue]

>.> ............

[MCMXCII]

Do you like fishsticks?

[JooX]

Fish sticks fish sticks, taste so good to eat.
Fish sticks fish sticks - YUMMMMMMMMMMM!

[MontysDouble]

^^^ You probably don't want to know exactly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anisakis) what goes into fishsticks Joox.

[MCMXCII]

Gay fish/ Kanye West!!

[tgd_02]

THERES NO ESCAPE FROM THIS POLITICAL ASYLUM!

[MCMXCII]

Hm... Maybe Steve McQueen might find a way out!!

[tgd_02]

no...no..no...no


no


*shakes head

[LiquidBlue]

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

[MCMXCII]

Meh... I just want to give up on this thread...


BUT I JUST CAN'T!!!

[LiquidBlue]

YAY doooo eeet!






















































...pussy

[tgd_02]

o noes
u didnt

[LiquidBlue]

Its ok....LB winnar<3

[tgd_02]

</3

[yup]

beansandrice

[MCMXCII]

riceandbeans

[yup]

Good lord son! how in the world did you get beans above your franks?

[jammin91]

huh whats that?









oh ya OWNED.

[silenthill22]

http://i42.tinypic.com/1zflesp.jpg

[JooX]

It's closer than you - OWND!!!!!!

[rubicks]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h139/GothicAngel03/punk%20and%20stuff/funny_pictures_Hello_Nurse.jpg

proctology nurse ,is the shit

[LiquidBlue]

nurse outfits looks fun xD

[LiquidBlue]

Ps.............................I WIN teehee<3

[MCMXCII]

Negative.

[LiquidBlue]

dude i thought u gave up?
Ur a liar and a deceiver!

[MCMXCII]

There was some white text in there! :D Check it, biatch!

[JACKASS2010]

fuckin pwnt biatch

[MCMXCII]

Hellz yeah fool!

[LiquidBlue]

FAWK YOUR SECRET MESSAGES!!!

/wins

[MCMXCII]

FAWK YOUR SECRET MESSAGES!!!

/wins

Not quite, young grasshopper. You still phail miserably.

[LiquidBlue]

NO U!

[JACKASS2010]

just no.

[LiquidBlue]

No what?

[MCMXCII]

No win for you!

[LiquidBlue]

D:< LIES!

[MCMXCII]

No, that is actually true. PWN

[LiquidBlue]

Meh

[MCMXCII]

I think it is time for you to leave this thread, LB...

[JACKASS2010]

and i'll enter it. pawnted.

[MCMXCII]

I'll DP it! :D

[tgd_02]

>.>

um..


double penetrate it?


<.<

[jammin91]

Word.

[MCMXCII]

>.>

um..


double penetrate it?


<.<

You heard me, sir!

[rubicks]

>.>

um..


double penetrate it?


<.<
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Smile_Trainer.jpg

:omg::omg:

[LiquidBlue]

LB NEVER GIVES UP!!!!
/wins

[JooX]

Loss

[LiquidBlue]

D: still winning!

[MCMXCII]

Re-loss

[rubicks]

Re:- loss

[MCMXCII]

*sonsensical post that will win me this thread*

[tgd_02]

@_@

[LiquidBlue]

:/ Come on guys, quit it. Let LB win<3

[LiquidBlue]

...no...maybe later :P

[MCMXCII]

<.<


>.>


No one else is around.

The ANIMAAL WINS!

[LiquidBlue]

>.> no....ME!

[MCMXCII]

ME, BIATCH! Go choke on one of your guitarstrings and leave this thread to the pros.

[LiquidBlue]

No, LiquidBlue always win. LiquidBlue is not leaving unless LiquidBlue feels like it. =P

[MCMXCII]

Well, what could make LB want to leave then?

[JACKASS2010]

No, LiquidBlue always win. LiquidBlue is not leaving unless LiquidBlue feels like it. =P


lol i clicked edit to see wut u did an god damn! anyways pwnt.

[LiquidBlue]

>.>


<.<


(-_- )...zzZ

[MCMXCII]

ò__Ó

[LiquidBlue]

FINISH HIM!

*blocks, up, up, left, right*

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/Scweeb64/Fatality.gif

LIQUIDBLUE WINS!

[rubicks]

FINISH HIM!

*blocks, up, up, left, right*

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/Scweeb64/Fatality.gif

LIQUIDBLUE WINS!
i think not

[LiquidBlue]

i think not

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj184/discobot4000/respectmyfatality.jpg

[rubicks]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_euK4yjyP4UY/R0wWbvtsCnI/AAAAAAAAAKc/Kuj7Eihpg2o/s320/bin_laden_achmed_dead_terrorist.JPG

SILENCE,i kill you

[LiquidBlue]

xD ...............

[rubicks]

http://forums.the-ozone.net/pictures/beat-dead-horse.gif
that's it boy beat your borro

[tgd_02]

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj184/discobot4000/respectmyfatality.jpg
lolololol
lololololol

xD

[Borro]

E-aKsp-FE_c

[Musicman58]

next faggot that posts in this thread is getting an assload of neg rep.

[tgd_02]

LOL REP

[DC Thug]

yawnage

[jammin91]

shit tities

[DC Thug]

i just pictured that in my head

gross

but strangely erotic...

[jammin91]

if i saw tities with shit on them i would not be aroused

[LiquidBlue]

D: le-gasp!

[jammin91]

sorry i didn't realize 2g1c was your favorite porno

[Afronaught]

http://hypnorock.ytmnd.com/

[LiquidBlue]

http://hypnorock.ytmnd.com/

OMG LOL<3

[silenthill22]

http://i43.tinypic.com/ipr2g7.jpg

[LiquidBlue]

http://img.yawoot.com/1860637e642daf409fb383600989f209.gif

[MCMXCII]

I own this thread. Now get off of my property, you dirty hippies!

[LiquidBlue]

...no...

[MontysDouble]

Drum circle!

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/animalerika/random%20photos/DSC00158.jpg

[Cymru am byth]

I own this thread. Now get off of my property, you dirty hippies!

http://www.netmix.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/rave_party.jpg

[MCMXCII]

http://www.netmix.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/rave_party.jpg

I don't get it. :(

[tgd_02]

NO
ME

[tgd_02]

alil

lewl

[yup]

farts in thread......

[LiquidBlue]

http://www.fabulouscanadianfreebies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/febreze.jpg

[jammin91]

lights match..

[MCMXCII]

Blows out the match.

[LiquidBlue]

>.> .

[MontysDouble]

[Looks at cage, pokes dead canary]

Yup... dude. RIP Mr Tweety.:bawling:

[MCMXCII]

Tweety was a wuss. Nevermind and get a bald eagle instead!

[MontysDouble]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/nottheoddcoupleguy/sam_eagle.jpg

I sincerely hope that the rumours about you and Janice aren't true.

[LiquidBlue]

BikTKdmPans

[JooX]

...no

[LiquidBlue]

D:< i was winning!

[JooX]

You just mentioned The Game. :mad:

[LiquidBlue]

huh?

[JACKASS2010]

YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!

[JooX]

Now I'm losing... rawr!

STFW for it.

[JooX]

YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!

She started it. :omg:

[LiquidBlue]

tee-hee<3

[JooX]

You cant laugh... if you dont have a mouth - Ms Anderson.

[LiquidBlue]

:P ...

[JACKASS2010]

STFU SMITH! J00 GOT PWNT!

[LiquidBlue]

NEVER! i r awesome gal

[JACKASS2010]

not u silly!

[LiquidBlue]

:( i says it anyways

qSR9P616VCA

[JACKASS2010]

oh ya,lil miss LB, "it's all ME ME ME!!"

WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS GOD DAMMIT?!?!?!

[LiquidBlue]

xD yes me, me, me<3
Idk what is ur needs?

D: hungry

[Nanabunga]

pwnt

[LiquidBlue]

D:< no me!

[Nanabunga]

re pwnt

[JACKASS2010]

heh! well atm nothing.... BUT SOON!!

infact yea sleep, havent slept in 3 days and takin 4 E's was a stupid idea, 2:16am im wide awake and probs look like a fuckin crackhead, too scared to look in the mirror.

[Nanabunga]

wrong thread

lewl

*waits for the last post owns all style post in the what are you eating thread

:D

[JACKASS2010]

uh yea i shoulda quoted,

Idk what is ur needs?

there!

fixed kinda

[LiquidBlue]

never took x but from what ur saying u must be freaking out man.

*has snack* nom nom nom

[tgd_02]

nOM

[Nanabunga]

uh yea i shoulda quoted,



there!

fixed kinda

oh...

mah bad

:o

[LiquidBlue]

D:< NO ME! *pwn*

[JACKASS2010]

lol im wearin mah dads specs just so i can focus on the screen, i could spot undiscovered planets with these fucking things

[LiquidBlue]

Do u need glasses to see? D:< my cousin has these glasses but he needs it not for its just tinted glasses....that's it D: i has to wear my glasses for distance if i didnt need glasses i'd like idk wear sunglasses instead of prescription sunglasses....uhhh ... winnar!

[tgd_02]

teh fuck?

did ur rep just go down?

[JACKASS2010]

T ur freakin out mang

[tgd_02]

FINALLY!

[LiquidBlue]

lack of sleep makes LB loopy D:
I win<3

[JACKASS2010]

hey t check it, im exacto 1thou rep ahead of u, bow down to my superior e-penis!

[tgd_02]

dude thats fucking crazy!

xD

[JACKASS2010]

dude... for the last 45 mins ivebeen staring ata fucking ashtray.

hmm needa smoke.

[tgd_02]

i wish i was trippin balls

[tgd_02]

:(

shes taken

i cant do shit

FML

[Nanabunga]

teh fuck?

did ur rep just go down?

i wish i was trippin balls

I think you iz

Me and Jack are the last two peeps to rep

both pos

put down the mescaline

you beamin' like a fuck

:D

[tgd_02]

messi wat?

[Nanabunga]

Mescaline?

it's like acid but in a tiny little pill...

Purple double barrel FTW!

http://forum.grasscity.com/photopost/data/500/mesc30.jpg

http://www.detox2day.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/xtc.gif

[LiquidBlue]

>.>

[tgd_02]

i want one!

[LiquidBlue]

look like candies

[JACKASS2010]

too big for mah sig so it goes here, fuck it/

<Chrysalid^Revenge> I had something like that happen to me once.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> And vengeance is a plate best served cold.
* Sectoid^Authopsy sits down for storytime
<Chrysalid^Revenge> I saw some asshole stealing my pack of cigarettes from my table while I was getting another beer.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> But of course, as I confronted him, he denied it flatly, and all the sudden four of his mates were getting ready for a fight and shit.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> So I decided to back down, and rather get one over him later.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> Of course, living in an army camp has it's advantages, such as easy access to ammo.
<Sectoid^Authopsy> o_0
<Chrysalid^Revenge> So I took two Winner Tip cartridges, a little bit of tobacco, and quite a generous amount of gunpowder from a blank I 'obtained', topping it off with tobacco to get a proper look.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> Next weekend, I leave my pack containing two cigs rather indiscreetly at my table when I see this assholes is at the pub, and go to pick up another beer.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> When I come back, the pack has vanished. So I get hold of one of the bouncers, telling him that I saw someone carrying "what looked like fireworks around".
<Chrysalid^Revenge> Ten seconds later, there's some nasty fizzing, a lot of smoke and a huge fucking flame coming from one of the corner tables, and seconds later, the same thing happens in the hand of one of the guys sitting there.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> And at this point, it has to be mentioned that watching two bouncers pull a screaming guy with no eyebrows left, and a nasty burn up half his face out of a pub, 'accidentally' drop him down the stairs, and finally call the cops on him, does lead to a certain smugness.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> The morale is, don't you ever fucking touch my cigarettes. I can probably spare you one if you ask, but fucking ask first, okay?!

[LiquidBlue]

Lol, that's one way to get revenge.

[yup]

TITS NOW!!!!

[tgd_02]

plz can
has
some kind
of drug

:(

[yup]

sir please to be licking the screen

http://science.kukuchew.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/ecstasy-pill.jpg

[JACKASS2010]

if you could somehow tap into my brain...nah you'd probs end up with psychosis or someshit. 4:44am... dont think im making work at 8.

[tgd_02]

ill take teh mcdonalds one for 200

[JACKASS2010]

i'll take the hammer and sickle(sp?), crazyfuckin russians lol

[LiquidBlue]

TITS NOW!!!!

NO YOU!

[LiquidBlue]

yay i r winnar<3

[yup]

pishhhhh, no me.

[JACKASS2010]

no.

[LiquidBlue]

LB<3

[JACKASS2010]

uhh you wanna see this shit im coughing up, its fucking lumy green!

i have radioactive phlegm:omg:

[tgd_02]

pwn
pwn
pwn

nite cabi

[LiquidBlue]

NIght / i r winnar

[rubicks]

uhh you wanna see this shit im coughing up, its fucking lumy green!

i have radioactive phlegm:omg:
you not making oink,oink noises?????

[MCMXCII]

Good mornin'!


Have a nice cup of OWN!

[JooX]

Hey there, MCM. How goes it over in PWNT! BWAHAHAHAHA - fuk'n owned!

[rubicks]

Little Winnah

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Little_Cry_Baby.jpg

[MontysDouble]

too big for mah sig so it goes here, fuck it/

<Chrysalid^Revenge> I had something like that happen to me once.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> And vengeance is a plate best served cold.
* Sectoid^Authopsy sits down for storytime
<Chrysalid^Revenge> I saw some asshole stealing my pack of cigarettes from my table while I was getting another beer.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> But of course, as I confronted him, he denied it flatly, and all the sudden four of his mates were getting ready for a fight and shit.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> So I decided to back down, and rather get one over him later.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> Of course, living in an army camp has it's advantages, such as easy access to ammo.
<Sectoid^Authopsy> o_0
<Chrysalid^Revenge> So I took two Winner Tip cartridges, a little bit of tobacco, and quite a generous amount of gunpowder from a blank I 'obtained', topping it off with tobacco to get a proper look.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> Next weekend, I leave my pack containing two cigs rather indiscreetly at my table when I see this assholes is at the pub, and go to pick up another beer.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> When I come back, the pack has vanished. So I get hold of one of the bouncers, telling him that I saw someone carrying "what looked like fireworks around".
<Chrysalid^Revenge> Ten seconds later, there's some nasty fizzing, a lot of smoke and a huge fucking flame coming from one of the corner tables, and seconds later, the same thing happens in the hand of one of the guys sitting there.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> And at this point, it has to be mentioned that watching two bouncers pull a screaming guy with no eyebrows left, and a nasty burn up half his face out of a pub, 'accidentally' drop him down the stairs, and finally call the cops on him, does lead to a certain smugness.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> The morale is, don't you ever fucking touch my cigarettes. I can probably spare you one if you ask, but fucking ask first, okay?!That is brilliant. :thumb:

Back to The Matrix:

zyNyHark4xk

[MCMXCII]

EVERYBODY OUT OF THE THREAD! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

[JooX]

Is it a leaf blower?

[MCMXCII]

NEGATIVE, NOW LEAVE THE THREAD!

[MontysDouble]

Orbital sander? Man I hate using those things- makes my hands go all tingly.

[JooX]

Oh oh oh - is it a circular saw?

[MontysDouble]

Ah- it's not a drill, it's a drilldo.

http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/qq174/vgd501_photo/drilldo.jpg

[MCMXCII]

Ah- it's not a drill, it's a drilldo.

http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/qq174/vgd501_photo/drilldo.jpg

:D lul

This is OFF TOPIC! Get off of mah property (thread) you damn dirty hippies, before I bring out ol' Bessie!

[JooX]

Is "Ol Bessie" the name of your drilldo? :wth:

[MCMXCII]

Is "Ol Bessie" the name of your drilldo? :wth:

It's the name of my e-shotgun biatch! :mad:

[tgd_02]

last pwn pwns pwn

[JooX]

It does.



:D



PWN

[yup]

not

[LiquidBlue]

Winnar once again. Bow down, you might meet your maker!

[Musicman58]

PWNT

[yup]

SMoXhepcU18

[LiquidBlue]

>.>

[yup]

JohcbfO0OjA

[DC Thug]

bow down before the one you serve

[MontysDouble]

Cows with guns, beyotches!

FQMbXvn2RNI

[JooX]

I put the 'moo' in moot.

For the pasturised pwnidge.

[rubicks]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Dick_Face238.jpg

insert winnah here

[LiquidBlue]

Cows with guns, beyotches!

FQMbXvn2RNI

D: but cows are girls, and bulls are boys

[JooX]

He did say "beyotches" in the heading... they are women... right?







PWN

[JACKASS2010]

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pown

[LiquidBlue]

bow down before the one you serve
youre going to get what you deserve!


xD

[jammin91]

Le PWNT

[LiquidBlue]

a new challenger has arrive!

[JACKASS2010]

mine all mine MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH