LAST POST OWNS ALL!

[boo_cocky]

I like mudflaps. :thumb:

[jammin91]

I like mudflaps. :thumb:
http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/mudflaps.jpg

:omg: i knew googleing mudflaps was a bad idea.

[yup]

http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/mudflaps.jpg

:omg: i knew googleing mudflaps was a bad idea.

i can smell it from here.....:eek:

[DC Thug]

who is that? octomom?

[boo_cocky]

But...but...she she's not allowed to poop from there!

Blech...European women are gross...or, is that an uncircumcised Brit?

[jammin91]

i don't know who it is all i know she needs to get that shit fixed

[boo_cocky]

i don't know who it is all i know she needs to get that shit fixed

Let's not make any rash decisions...I mean...if she's hot, and the rest of her body is hair and zit free...

...nah, you're right...she needs to get that shit fixed. :thumb:

[rubicks]

that is almost tree like

[DC Thug]

omfg south park was so great

it had layers, lol

didn't even see the ending coming

perfect!

[MCMXCII]

OMG :omg:

It looks like KFC crispy chicken.

:eek:

[rubicks]

OMG :omg:

It looks like KFC crispy chicken.

:eek:
well that takes spicy off my menu,thanks MCMXCII:mad:

[MCMXCII]

well that takes spicy off my menu,thanks MCMXCII:mad:

My pleasure!! :D

[MCMXCII]

http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/mudflaps.jpg

:omg: i knew googleing mudflaps was a bad idea.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll225/MCMLXXXIX/caution.gif

A warning label would have been appropriate... :omg:

[rubicks]

http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/original/2009_11/latex-can-be-sexy.jpg

[DC Thug]

fetish?

mmm

i like

[MCMXCII]

http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/original/2009_11/latex-can-be-sexy.jpg

Thank you Rubicks!! Always here to save the day! :thumb:

Huzzah!

[loadrunner]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/387498350_f65bb8bf4f.jpg

[DC Thug]

idk man

she looks kinda possessed

[That Guy From The Place]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c332/InSurfWeTrust17/PWNED.jpg

[Tasunai]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c332/InSurfWeTrust17/PWNED.jpg

OUCH that looks painful

[boo_cocky]

OUCH that looks painful
...stinky, too!

[tgd_02]

http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/original/2009_11/latex-can-be-sexy.jpg
cuz i dont wanna open another page wit teh mudflapz

[tgd_02]

FUCK

[rubicks]

http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/original/2009_11/brommm-nom.jpghttp://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/She_Has_A_Snake.jpg

[DC Thug]

what?

[rubicks]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/String.jpg

[yup]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2197/2284771775_04e219ceac_o.gif

[MCMXCII]

T-t-t-toke time! :D

[Tasunai]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2197/2284771775_04e219ceac_o.gif

What the... what is that from? I can't decide if it's amazing or terrifying.

[MCMXCII]

What the... what is that from? I can't decide if it's amazing or terrifying.

It's both.. It's called the "japanese" side. :omg:

[Tasunai]

Ahh, Japan. What deadly attack can't you turn cute or sexy?

[MCMXCII]

Ahh, Japan. What deadly attack can't you turn cute or sexy?

What can't you stuff in your snatch?

How can you further degrade yourself for the entertainment of others?

What new fucked up shit can you come up with that no-one has ever seen before?

Why depict real life, when you can draw girls getting raped by tentacles instead?

Why take it easy and enjoy life when you can kill yourself?

[JACKASS2010]

this is my thread. gtfo.

[MCMXCII]

You GTFO.

[LiquidBlue]

:D im so happy i gots contact lens i canz see in details....DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tgd_02]

lol u noob

[LiquidBlue]

D:< HEY i can see in DETAILS!!! i r happy gal

[PlaneswalkerX]

:D im so happy i gots contact lens i canz see in details....DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm happy too, because you look like a nerd in glasses.

[tgd_02]

niggas stole mah sammich

[MCMXCII]

Can't let you win this, tgd..

[MontysDouble]

A
RE
THEY
COLOURED
TAMMYPANTS OR JUST
CLEAR? WHAT DO THEY CORRECT?
NEARSIGHTED FARSIGHTED OR ASTIGMATISM?

:D

[DC Thug]

NOM

[MCMXCII]

Cupcakes?

[loadrunner]

http://mauraverboven.com/2007-10-04_echo6.jpg

[MCMXCII]

Lol! Loadrunner is gonna be a dad! :D

Bwahahahahaha! :rofl:

[loadrunner]

Not that bad, now there is a reason to get back to reality...

How I'm gonna tell mom?

:rofl:

[tammypants]

A

RE
THEY
COLOURED
TAMMYPANTS OR JUST
CLEAR? WHAT DO THEY CORRECT?
NEARSIGHTED FARSIGHTED OR ASTIGMATISM?

:D

I think it's Tasunai who got the contacts not me!! But I am blind as a bat, totally nearsighted....

[tgd_02]

Not that bad, now there is a reason to get back to reality...

How I'm gonna tell mom?

:rofl:


congrats?

[tammypants]

Give her a "Merry Christmas, Grandma!" card! That would be cute :)

[silenthill22]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/animations/c/chris_farley-878.gifhttp://www.tvdance.com/aceventura/farleypro1a.gifhttp://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/animations/c/chris_farley-883.gif

[MontysDouble]

I think it's Tasunai who got the contacts not me!! But I am blind as a bat, totally nearsighted....Whoops, yeah... I wrote your name not Liquidblue's. :o

Damn you beer!

:omg:

[ROSSD]

Lol! Loadrunner is gonna be a dad! :D

Bwahahahahaha! :rofl:

The baby in that ultrasound picture would be a couple of years old now, look at the date in the top right, it was taken on 6/10/2007.

[JACKASS2010]

good eyes ^^

my mate had a girl this morning.

[DC Thug]

bump

[yup]

bump

You should see a doctor.....for that bump i mean.

[DC Thug]

poot

[yup]

Poot to you sir.

Have any snow yet?

[DC Thug]

can haz snowz but it melded like a spock

[loadrunner]

The baby in that ultrasound picture would be a couple of years old now, look at the date in the top right, it was taken on 6/10/2007.


but I think you got the point... ;)

[LiquidBlue]

teehee i win teehee<3

[tgd_02]

nah son

[LiquidBlue]

D:< NO

[tgd_02]

ur just angry

[LiquidBlue]

D:< *SHAKE FIST*

[tgd_02]

LOLERFACE

[LiquidBlue]

D:< SHUDDAP!

[Seamus]

I still think Boo's daughter is a slapper!

[yup]

S5coHnP85RU

[loadrunner]

eopJea-f6rY

[DC Thug]

lolwut?

[rubicks]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Problem_And_Solution.jpg

[MCMXCII]

What have I missed?

[rubicks]

What have I missed?
the sound of one hand fappin...no wait i mean clapping:(ALSO THESE

http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/original/2009_11/shiny.jpg

[MCMXCII]

You may have stunned me Rubicks, but I have returned to this epic thread! :D

[rubicks]

You may have stunned me Rubicks, but I have returned to this epic thread! :D
Welcome back;)

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Look_Good_To_Me.jpg

[MCMXCII]

Oh... fuck...

:omg:

[jammin91]

http://andymasteroffish.com/pic/BizzaroSport.jpg

[MCMXCII]

Jumping Nazi Kid Syndrome?

Also known as JNKS?!

[jammin91]

he wouldn't make it as a nazi

[MCMXCII]

Why not?

[Musicman58]

http://andymasteroffish.com/pic/BizzaroSport.jpg
:omg: did nobody else notice the ginger in the background?

[MCMXCII]

:omg: did nobody else notice the ginger in the background?

OMFG! It's a dwarf midget puppet!! :eek:

[ROSSD]

OMFG! It's a dwarf midget puppet!! :eek:
It's the guy from the movie 'Mask' with Cher.

[boo_cocky]

Eric Stoltz

[jammin91]

cause its that time of the year
http://www.dirtybutton.com/media/db69-owned-santa-claus.jpg

[rubicks]

http://www.primetimersphiladelphia.org/Images/Naked_Santa.jpg

[MCMXCII]

The most wonderful time of the year...

Hey wait a second! It's still November you dimwits! :wth:

[Cymru am byth]

The most wonderful time of the year...

Hey wait a second! It's still November you dimwits! :wth:

For all of 2 days. Lights and shit have been up in Cardiff for weeks, Christmas ad's on TV and we've done about 4 Christmas functions so far.

[MCMXCII]

For all of 2 days. Lights and shit have been up in Cardiff for weeks, Christmas ad's on TV and we've done about 4 Christmas functions so far.

Same up here too. Keeps pissing me off. Why even start thinking about Christmas before the 1st Advent?! :omg:

[Musicman58]

fuck christmas

[MCMXCII]

fuck christmas

fuck you

[Musicman58]

bet you would, fag

[MCMXCII]

I bet you'd like it, fag.

[JACKASS2010]

owned bitches

[rubicks]

owned bitches
hush now let the girls playfight:thumb:

[MCMXCII]

You's got owned!

[MontysDouble]

Don' beat me massa!

:omg:

[MCMXCII]

Don' beat me massa!

:omg:

Say what now?! :wth:

[JooX]

WHITE POWDER!

[MCMXCII]

KKK??

[ArtimusPrime]

Who the fuck is MCMXCII?

[Musicman58]

Who the fuck is ArtimusPrime?

[ArtimusPrime]

I com from ver smill islond

[Musicman58]

may pestilence strike thee down fine sir.

[ArtimusPrime]

I sometimes sing my nation song on sundie aftnon

[ArtimusPrime]

Is funny man Cee come?

[!NV!CTUS]

great another alt..

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Who the fuck is you?

[!NV!CTUS]

a nobody like you? now, stop sniffing glue!

[MCMXCII]

Who the fuck is MCMXCII?

Oh please.. :40:

[rubicks]

http://www.caam.rice.edu/~hn5115/pics/misc/owned.jpg

[tgd_02]

im that nigga that steals ur bike

PWN

[MCMXCII]

You're the nigga who stole my Yoshi!?

[tgd_02]

and ur yoshi

[MCMXCII]

YOU MOTHERF-ER I'LL KILL YOU!

[tgd_02]

aye

[MCMXCII]

I'll find you.. I'll make you pay for the misery of poor Mario having to WALK across that map!

[jammin91]

nom nom nom
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/omnomnomcollectiondefreidge1.jpg

[MCMXCII]

NOM NOM NOM! :D

[Musicman58]

NOM NOM NOM! :D
I've heard that somewhere before....





o yeah last night when I was eating out your mother.

[loadrunner]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Hey,-wasnt-Black-Friday-yester-SHUT-UP-I-DONT-CARE.png

[MCMXCII]

I've heard that somewhere before....





o yeah last night when I was eating out your mother.

You really want to reconsider that statement, friend... :eek:

[LiquidBlue]

mUn12KvkgdI

[DC Thug]

someone actually took the time to make that

i feel sorry for them

[rubicks]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i have always been impressed by your benevolent attitude towards your fellow man

[DC Thug]

a god must tend his flock by hook or by crook

i prefer the boobie method, though...

[rubicks]

just to tide you over,try these:)

http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/original/2009_12/joys-of-summer.jpg

[Ghandi's Mohawk.]

Mammaries, forever intriguing.





Could be a fragrance ad, hah.

[jammin91]

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/owned-subaru.JPG

[LiquidBlue]

dYZoOyo5alY

[MCMXCII]

Aww.. Why did this get bumped!? :(

[LiquidBlue]

D:< cuz I do what i want!!!! on another note :') my cousin is gettin married...they grow up so fast.

[MontysDouble]

Here you go LB:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2447/3973619231_4d90787a39.jpg

Don't drink too much champagne and go deep. :thumb:

[LiquidBlue]

lol its more of a maybe though, its snowing...

[HeyBuddy]

This thread is back again?

[Echo1]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!! :mad:

[tgd_02]

i didnt get to sleep last nite

[HeyBuddy]

bah

[T-Lovin-Man]

Guess who's back

[JACKASS2010]

holy shit yo! welcome back T Lovin

[T-Lovin-Man]

Thanx Jackass....been a long time

[boo_cocky]

What's up T...you still got them cockatoo bird things?

[boo_cocky]

i didnt get to sleep last nite

Wow.

Ur hardkore.

Stayed up past your bedtime.

Woo hoo.

:thumb:

[T-Lovin-Man]

Nope....havent been with her since 2007....I split from her and moved back to my original hometown in Pennsylvania.....im better off now without her

[MontysDouble]

^^^ That's what they all say.






They're right.

Hiya TLM. Long time no see. :D

[Josh85]

Always good to see old faces

[HeyBuddy]

I'm not old.

[LiquidBlue]

xPh4PQ4llZ0

[JACKASS2010]

xPh4PQ4llZ0

my theme song for you LB

kp1FRKc24Zk

[LiquidBlue]

lol...i sees what you did there...
http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/11/ron-muech-hyper-realist-sculptor/ron-mueck-artwork-sculpture-04.jpg

[JACKASS2010]

lol size of the beak on that mafucka!

[MCMXCII]

What the fuck is going on here?

[HeyBuddy]

Nothing

[JACKASS2010]

heybuddy lies

[MCMXCII]

Is that you John Wayne? :omg:

[freestyler_3]

Only in America?

[MCMXCII]

Is this me?

[Echo1]

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! WHOS THE SLIMEY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT!? :mad:

[MCMXCII]

How tall are you, private?

5ft9, sir!

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

[rubicks]

How tall are you, private?

5ft9, sir!

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
Sir,yes Sir

[MCMXCII]

Postwhoring at its best! :thumb:

I kinda like this thread.

[HeyBuddy]

Who you callin' a whore?

[MCMXCII]

Everybody is a whore!! Yay!! :40:

[HeyBuddy]

Whore!

[MontysDouble]

When I was a kid I'd never heard the word whore, but I'd read it and I thought it was pronounced as "wore."

Needless to say I copped a huge amount of shit from my mates the first -and last- time I said whore that way. :D

[MCMXCII]

Whore!

No u!! :D

[rubicks]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/epic-fail-teacher-fail.jpghttp://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/epic-fail-google-search-fail.jpg

[JooX]

The teacher should have just asked for their un-washed gym socks.

[rubicks]

http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/original/2010_02/over-here-mom.jpg

[MontysDouble]

^^^ :rofl: Not bad at all.

Here's one we prepared earlier:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Zippozeppo/motivator_puckface.jpg

Dude looks like that boss with the green hood from Bubble Bobble II. :D

[Seamus]

He looks like a Predator

[MCMXCII]

He looks like a Predator

How does he eat? :wth:

[MontysDouble]

How does he eat? :wth:I don't know.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p246/rgjustice/captain_kirk.gif

I.

DON'T.

KNOW!

[Seamus]

I'd actually be freaked out looking at that muppet. Probably didn't get much attention as a kid.

[MontysDouble]

^^^ Yep, I agree Seamus.

The caption on Rubicks' pic is much more accurate than the one I used for the demotivator: Both piercing fanboys are aggressively attention seeking.

Alternatively, they could be said to be vehemently jumping on to a particular counterculture bandwagon; which is where I was coming from with the "remove personality" bit... but no- just attention whoring IRL.

[silenthill22]

You know you're different when you gotta wipe drool off your chin all day from self mutilation.

[MCMXCII]

You know you're different when you gotta wipe drool off your chin all day from self mutilation.

You know you're different when you can't pronounce anything correctly.

[rubicks]

and now for something completely different
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Swimming_Pools_Investment.jpg

[Rocker Kid]

^^^ Yep, I agree Seamus.

The caption on Rubicks' pic is much more accurate than the one I used for the demotivator: Both piercing fanboys are aggressively attention seeking.

Alternatively, they could be said to be vehemently jumping on to a particular counterculture bandwagon; which is where I was coming from with the "remove personality" bit... but no- just attention whoring IRL.

Looks like the body modification/body mod deal.

Those "hockey pucks" in his ear are call gages, mostly used to stretch ear lobes and sometimes tongues. Kids in my area usually just stick to varying degrees of sizes in the ear lobe. The majority of kids get smaller ones that will go back down to the size of a regular pierced ear when taken out and given some time to shrink back down.
The kids who go huge/wont go back to normal most usually belong to the local hardcore dancing scene (though it is not exclusive to that scne.) My sister knows a few kids who "dance" and sometimes their lobes will get so incredibly stretched that their ear lobe will simply break and leave two dangling "utters" that they will have stitched together, when the breakage happens the lobe cannot heal back to origional piercing size and must have surgery to repair.

There's alot more to body mod than gages, though. I don't like it for myself other than normal sized ear piercing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_modification

[HeyBuddy]

I can own now?

[JooX]

Mine


You can all fuck off now.

[HeyBuddy]

I will fuck off, when I decide to fuck off. I own all.

[MCMXCII]

You WILL fuck off. Off, you will fuck.

[JACKASS2010]

how about no.

fuck yeah fucker.

[MCMXCII]

Fuck you you fucking fuck and fuck off! :D

[JACKASS2010]

about fucking time fuckhead!

[MCMXCII]

Fuckface, this fucking thread is fucking mine! Fucker.

[Rocker Kid]

I can own now?

Nein.

[MCMXCII]

1ZeciX-3wfs

[Rocker Kid]

1ZeciX-3wfs

Ja! :laugh:

[HeyBuddy]

Finally, something I can own without having to pay property taxes.

[MCMXCII]

You just wait, Buddy.. :D

[JACKASS2010]

im not your buddy, friend!

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_sp4_1.jpg

[jammin91]

ROFL PWNT

[MCMXCII]

I'm not your friend, pal!! :mad:

[MontysDouble]

I'm not your buddy, guy!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1305/1172829554_ef4b6ca1a2.jpg

[JACKASS2010]

HAHAHAHAH


22JIgpBVcF4

[MCMXCII]

HAHAHAHAH


22JIgpBVcF4

I'm not your fweeeend

I'm not your fweeeend

I'm not your fweeeend buddaaaaay!!!


:rofl:


Great stuff!

[jammin91]

this is not my batman glass

[JACKASS2010]

woah woah woah woah woah whoa

lois....

[JACKASS2010]

hey jackass....

STFU YOU DUMBFUCK!

[MCMXCII]

hey jackass....

STFU YOU DUMBFUCK!

Hax? :wth:

[JACKASS2010]

yea that guys an asshole.

[JACKASS2010]

WHO YOU CALLING AN ASSHOLE YOU FUCKHEAD1?!!?!?

[rubicks]

children,children

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Procrastination.jpgtitties to follow if i can find some

[rubicks]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Uglydrunk.jpg