Haiku

[Overlord]

Rocker Kid said I didn't tell any jokes. So here's my joke thread. Follow the rules turdwipes or feel my verbal assualt.

Give me Haikus of our favorite things we hate. I will begin with a Haiku of my favorite thing, email SPAM.

For you illiterate tubs of human fat that continue to reproduce your vile young, I will define a Haiku for you. A Haiku is a poem who's syllables structure has 5 on the first line, 7 on the second and 5 on the last. Making them rhyme and appear humorous is limited only to your narrow grubbing little minds. I hope you will awe and inspire one another to great heights... or at least perspire in the making. Good luck and make us laugh! :twisted:

[Overlord]

I start the machine
blip! new messages come forth
penis pills again

[Overlord]

My eternal love
Warcraft calls me like a pimp
Electric crack fix

[Overlord]

Clouds in the Sky speaks
thread follows her siren call
the piper leads the rats

[Overlord]

Sitting on toilet
I think of the posts long gone
And threads yet to come

[Overlord]

I write the thread spite
Evermore I feel the look
Fool's eyes taste my work.

[Overlord]

Atheism no
An argument to annoy
All shall know the truth

[Overlord]

The pictures tell all
Illiterates fear the news
"Attention whore bitch"

[That Dude]

I type the message
Sent, with reaction most wanted.
Damn. Banned again.

[Snuff.]

overlord smokes crack.
dirty whores sacked because he
keeps finding needles. :lol:

[That Dude]

Men's room safari.
No child porn is around.
I laugh. Raj is pissed.

[Overlord]

Men's room safari.
No child porn is around.
I laugh. Raj is pissed.

LMFAO

[Overlord]

Kiddie Kiddie Porn
No officer I thought she was
thirteen but I dumb

Raji, barks like a dog
Cell mate smiles his smoke stained grin
Here chew leather strap

Pedophilia
Institutionalized
Cumrocketmonkey

Magic time outside
Nazi punch my teeth into street
Guests smell like my socks

[That Dude]

Back to work again
Damned kids keep on screaming.
I'm not paid enough.

I wake up today
Take my shower and scrub hard.
Damned whores bled on me.

Watch the news for once
Crazy bitch named Shirley Phelps
says "God Hates Fags." Her?

[Overlord]

Running like a dog.
Bush and co chasing godschild
pimp slapped like a hoe.

all the guests need balls.
how do I flush the racists
that clog my toilet?

don't drink the brown water.
I spanked my share of guests.
won't you do the same?

[Overlord]

Captain Creepy farts
his racism into our forum
plug the hole quickly

[Overlord]

General Post Rule
Number Two "No Racism"
Seems simple to me

[Overlord]

Rules rules made to break
welcome to the double standard
who am i to ask

[Commando80]

Bitches follow me
all around the town dawg
I use my PIMP cane



:D