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Firep0w3r
September 12th, 2009, 07:14 PM
I had thought it was our 30th...I am compulsive/obsessive. Accordingly, I bought several sets of Pearls (the 30th supposed present). Well, it was not, but:

it appears we have, knocked on the door of .......subconscious reality.
Our Wedding university of 29 yrs, (we mistook for our 30th), has been very eventful, crazy and nice. It did however, include ONE, in addition to several of our own at home, Extremely Special, Margarita, from an entrepreneur, who owns a very popular restaurant whom we have been friends with for 20 years.
I am certain it contained at least 4 ounces of Don Julio Tequila to smooth, and accompany, the 2 ounce Patron Silver, margarita on the rocks,we had ordered as our third.
He chose to offer it as a celebration gift to us...
To make this incredibly shortened, my wife is in zzzzzzzzzz land, & I exist in a 'limbo-an-ized" state, * yet extremely happy.

It was a day of multiple, self induced, loaded, smiles, all attributed to elements our Earth has provided.
For this day, I chose:...... to add, the elixir of the Blue Agave, ..the blooms of the cannabis salvia, plus a relative of Sativex, to accompany the hydromorphine, hydrocodine, zanax`, and the opiate Hydroxidine, the normal necessities, for my existence.
I found this to be a' monumental moment" , during my 61 years of life. This all was simply the PREPARATION, for which is soon to be my 62nd birthday on September 18th.
"For this I intend to PARTY!"
Hopefully, you will not read of this in your newspapers on September 19, 2009. And hopefully, this next will not be my demise.

* LIMBO-AN-IZED = like the limbo, done over a fire, one who is not certain he can

:thumb:

JACKASS2010
September 12th, 2009, 07:57 PM
nigga i didnt rly understand that...

you got wasted wit teh wife

u got weed or some kinda substitute

u got prescription drugs

you is old! not that that rly matters of course

and u is havin a damn good time!

WOOOOOOOOOO

Firep0w3r
September 12th, 2009, 08:42 PM
nigga i didnt rly understand that...

you got wasted wit teh wife

u got weed or some kinda substitute

u got prescription drugs

you is old! not that that rly matters of course

and u is havin a damn good time!

WOOOOOOOOOO

both, & I guess I got on here because I must be fucked up a bit.
I suppose to make it short, for anyone still got some youth to 'em here,
"it ain't over, 'til it is over" & mine has been a difficult mo-fo.
but still gonna try to ruin the curve for all the young d00ds & d00dettes, and get even f 'n older..

Josh85
September 12th, 2009, 09:38 PM
aww man congrats on your 29th. Glad to hear you had a good time.

Have fun in limbo-inized land

MontysDouble
September 13th, 2009, 04:55 PM
Yeah, congrats on your anniversary Firepower.

Last time I had margaritas I went through a whole bottle of Tequila with a mate... the hangover was not nice. :omg:

_LISA_
September 13th, 2009, 07:49 PM
I didn't understand much of that but congrats and I hope your wife is just sleeping and not actually dead from all those drugs...maybe you should go give her a nudge or something! Glad you had a wonderful time my lovely, congratulations!! 29 years is a long time dude... you could have killed her and her mother for less!!!

tgd_02
September 13th, 2009, 07:51 PM
el congrato u sick mofo
get wasted moar and then try not to vomit on furniture :D

/cheerz!

LiquidBlue
September 13th, 2009, 08:37 PM
congrats on your anniversary...keep having fun^^
Dnt go over board >.>

MontysDouble
September 14th, 2009, 09:02 AM
Wear a life jacket Firepower.

Go hard! :thumb:

Seamus
September 14th, 2009, 09:10 AM
I didn't understand much of that but congrats and I hope your wife is just sleeping and not actually dead from all those drugs...maybe you should go give her a nudge or something! Glad you had a wonderful time my lovely, congratulations!! 29 years is a long time dude... you could have killed her and her mother for less!!!


Give her a nudge? If it were me, i'd get in the bed beside her and put my willy in her vagina while she was sleeping. But thats just me Firepower. Don't listen to what i'd do. Happy Anniversary.

boo_cocky
September 15th, 2009, 01:13 AM
Dude, you're so fucked up you thought you were married 30 years when you were only married 29? hahahahahaha

Congrats on a long marriage, a rarity these days.

Say 'hi' to Betty Ford for me.

rubicks
September 15th, 2009, 04:41 AM
firepower glad you had a good 29th and all the best for your birthday:thumb:

Firep0w3r
September 15th, 2009, 10:12 AM
oh...complete with a gift from the wife..sweet

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1253/aniversery.th.jpg (http://img6.imageshack.us/i/aniversery.jpg/)

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4817/aniversery1.th.jpg (http://img6.imageshack.us/i/aniversery1.jpg/)

_LISA_
September 15th, 2009, 10:39 AM
hahahah you look shit hot...go scare the kiddies down the block I dare ya!!!

LTF
September 15th, 2009, 02:03 PM
Wow. This thread will lead to a poll.

~leaves to start a poll~