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That Guy From The Place
September 24th, 2009, 09:47 PM
Any suicidals here?

YMBOTS
September 24th, 2009, 09:48 PM
Is your dick for hire? I know just the woman....

That Guy From The Place
September 24th, 2009, 10:24 PM
Is your dick for hire? I know just the woman....
Always.

Quackers
September 24th, 2009, 10:24 PM
Willow.

LiquidBlue
September 24th, 2009, 10:32 PM
lol do u shoot them with it? pew! pew!
poke poke? idk this makes me lol

D: *watches its always sunny in philadelphia

UnregisteredSexOffender
September 24th, 2009, 11:12 PM
Any suicidals here?

any woman posting here is the alt of a man that posts here... FACT

LiquidBlue
September 24th, 2009, 11:20 PM
*tilts head to the left* ????

Shhh!!!

Afronaught
September 24th, 2009, 11:24 PM
Any suicidals here?
Do you only kill women with your dick... or can you kill men with your dick too?

DC Thug
September 24th, 2009, 11:25 PM
i dun liek were dis is gon

boo_cocky
September 24th, 2009, 11:28 PM
Why do some guys boast themselves up by fantasizing about hurting/injuring or killing women with their dicks?

Not picking on the OP...lots of guys talk like that...I just don't get it.

I've yet to meet a woman who's worth a load that wants to have her pussy 'torn up', 'destroyed', 'fucked the shit out of' or 'walk funny' because of a penis.

Usually a few orgasms does the trick with the chicks I know.

That Guy From The Place
September 25th, 2009, 01:40 AM
Do you only kill women with your dick... or can you kill men with your dick too?
I "could" kill a man with my dick, but in a different way, and the suicidal rule still applies.

That Guy From The Place
September 25th, 2009, 01:42 AM
Why do some guys boast themselves up by fantasizing about hurting/injuring or killing women with their dicks?

Not picking on the OP...lots of guys talk like that...I just don't get it.

I've yet to meet a woman who's worth a load that wants to have her pussy 'torn up', 'destroyed', 'fucked the shit out of' or 'walk funny' because of a penis.

Usually a few orgasms does the trick with the chicks I know.
No you're misunderstanding. I'm serious. I want to meet a suicidal woman, and kill her with my dick. I'm not bragging, I just want to do a public service.

boo_cocky
September 25th, 2009, 01:47 AM
No you're misunderstanding. I'm serious. I want to meet a suicidal woman, and kill her with my dick. I'm not bragging, I just want to do a public service.
How would she die from your dick? Laughter??

Afronaught
September 25th, 2009, 01:55 AM
No you're misunderstanding. I'm serious. I want to meet a suicidal woman, and kill her with my dick. I'm not bragging, I just want to do a public service.

is this suicidal enough for you?
nsWpt7-nX4w

boo_cocky
September 25th, 2009, 02:29 AM
Why do they need to know who she is? They going to throw her in prison? hahaha

That's a sad video...but, for a suicide bomber, she's a failure. Allah is not impressed.

Afronaught
September 25th, 2009, 02:32 AM
My question is....

Does she also get 72 Virgins?

if she does... does that make her a Lesbian?

do they Let Lesbians in muslim heaven?

Afronaught
September 25th, 2009, 02:34 AM
and another question... you get to spend eternity with 72 virgins.... what happens when you use up all 72 of them? do you get another 72? or is that it?

boo_cocky
September 25th, 2009, 02:40 AM
My question is....

Does she also get 72 Virgins?

if she does... does that make her a Lesbian?

do they Let Lesbians in muslim heaven?

I don't think they let women in Muslim Heaven...unless they suck a good dick, keep themselves covered from head to toe, and are willing to serve the men hummus sammiches!

boo_cocky
September 25th, 2009, 02:40 AM
and another question... you get to spend eternity with 72 virgins.... what happens when you use up all 72 of them? do you get another 72? or is that it?

I think that's it...that's why you don't normally see many Muslims acting carefree and happy...they know it's not all that, even in Heaven.

Afronaught
September 25th, 2009, 02:41 AM
So Suicide bombers get short changed then...

Suckers hahaha :D

boo_cocky
September 25th, 2009, 03:00 AM
Gotta admire their loyalty, though...lol

Afronaught
September 25th, 2009, 03:04 AM
Gotta admire their loyalty, though...lol
And their stupidity :thumb:

boo_cocky
September 25th, 2009, 03:12 AM
And their stupidity :thumb:
Very true. I agree.

BUt, to them, and their beliefs, it's noble.

If you believe in an afterlife, our human lives aren't the 'be all end all'...so, I respect their belief that our lives mean something more...but, I don't respect or understand their lack of respect for their lives or others lives.

Afronaught
September 25th, 2009, 04:27 AM
Very true. I agree.

BUt, to them, and their beliefs, it's noble.

If you believe in an afterlife, our human lives aren't the 'be all end all'...so, I respect their belief that our lives mean something more...but, I don't respect or understand their lack of respect for their lives or others lives.

I've always had a problem with the "Kill an infidel and go to heaven" mentality that many religions have. the Pope had decreed that mindset during the crusades and Islam have been saying it since the crusades...

Both are wrong... Killing anyone for any reason is not a path to any heaven, but rather it creates your own personal hell.

boo_cocky
September 25th, 2009, 04:48 AM
I've always had a problem with the "Kill an infidel and go to heaven" mentality that many religions have. the Pope had decreed that mindset during the crusades and Islam have been saying it since the crusades...

Both are wrong... Killing anyone for any reason is not a path to any heaven, but rather it creates your own personal hell.
I'm not aware of any religion aside from Muslim and Satanism where 'killing' is rewarded. Although, the Old Testament deals with many violent stories, which was probably the only way to create a parallel to society back then.

Honestly, I'm not aware of that even being said in the Quran...though, it very well may be...but, not under the circumstances that suicide bombers are claiming. I know the Quran allows violence under extreme circumstances.

I agree...the more a person applies negative energy towards their enemy, the more it injures them, not their enemy.

We should wait for jaba to set us straight...I'm sure he knows best how to handle us 'preachers'. :thumb: hahahaha

Josh85
September 25th, 2009, 05:35 AM
Why do some guys boast themselves up by fantasizing about hurting/injuring or killing women with their dicks?

Not picking on the OP...lots of guys talk like that...I just don't get it.

I've yet to meet a woman who's worth a load that wants to have her pussy 'torn up', 'destroyed', 'fucked the shit out of' or 'walk funny' because of a penis.

Usually a few orgasms does the trick with the chicks I know.

I've grown past destroying women with my penis.

Now I just beat them to death and bury them in a shallow grave. :D

OOH YEH.. -motions idly towards my penis-... I'm a macho sexist man who has sex a lot, and is vulgar.

Afronaught
September 25th, 2009, 05:37 AM
I've grown past destroying women with my penis.

Now I just beat them to death and bury them in a shallow grave. :D

OOH YEH.. -motions idly towards my penis-... I'm a macho sexist man who has sex a lot, and is vulgar.
you do?

can I watch?

or better yet.. can I touch it?

Cymru am byth
September 25th, 2009, 05:39 AM
Why do they need to know who she is? They going to throw her in prison? hahaha

That's a sad video...but, for a suicide bomber, she's a failure. Allah is not impressed.

She wasn't muslim, see the dot, and the writing at the end asks you to get in touch with the DI of Columbo police, Columbo is the capital city of Sri Lanka so my guess is she's a Tamil tiger.

boo_cocky
September 25th, 2009, 05:41 AM
I've grown past destroying women with my penis.

Now I just beat them to death and bury them in a shallow grave. :D

OOH YEH.. -motions idly towards my penis-... I'm a macho sexist man who has sex a lot, and is vulgar.

Do you tell them you live with your Mommy...or that your Mommy lives with you?

Either way...that must seal the deal! :thumb:

boo_cocky
September 25th, 2009, 05:44 AM
She wasn't muslim, see the dot, and the writing at the end asks you to get in touch with the DI of Columbo police, Columbo is the capital city of Sri Lanka so my guess is she's a Tamil tiger.
I honestly paid no attention...and even if I had...I would have no clue.

There's too many different types of people in America to bother with what their fashions/cultures mean...they're Americans over here. You can't walk a mile without seeing several different families with different cultural backgrounds...I don't even notice 'dots' anymore...it is what is is and more power to them. :thumb:

As long as they aren't blowing up our voting booths...which, I don't think has ever happened here...lol

MontysDouble
September 25th, 2009, 06:06 AM
Any suicidals here?Not anymore you don't Matt:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/24/2695817.htm

HIV breakthrough with vaccine test

Thailand's Ministry of Public Health says the world's biggest HIV vaccine trial has produced the best results yet in preventing the virus.

:thumb:

:D

Cymru am byth
September 25th, 2009, 06:19 AM
I honestly paid no attention...and even if I had...I would have no clue.

There's too many different types of people in America to bother with what their fashions/cultures mean...they're Americans over here. You can't walk a mile without seeing several different families with different cultural backgrounds...I don't even notice 'dots' anymore...it is what is is and more power to them. :thumb:

As long as they aren't blowing up our voting booths...which, I don't think has ever happened here...lol

It's the same here, there are loads of different races and cultures here but we are taught about them in school

boo_cocky
September 25th, 2009, 06:43 AM
It's the same here, there are loads of different races and cultures here but we are taught about them in school
Taught about 'them' in school??!!

That's RACIST! hahahaha

Ya know...I wonder if America is too fucking 'afraid' to teach true 'Social Studies' anymore...I'll ask my daughter tonight when she gets home from school!

I'm not against being Politically Correct...but, America has taken it WAY too fucking far!

tgd_02
September 25th, 2009, 10:39 AM
Not anymore you don't Matt:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/24/2695817.htm



:thumb:

:D
yea man

it aint gon happen
theyre gona find a way to commercialize this and slow the cure to a life treatment plan

Fuck everyone man
fuck this world

FuriousZ
September 25th, 2009, 10:58 AM
Honestly, I'm not aware of that even being said in the Quran...though, it very well may be...but, not under the circumstances that suicide bombers are claiming. I know the Quran allows violence under extreme circumstances.



Oh yes its very damn well said in the Quran. From the parts i read it sounded like a war cry, no extreme circumstances needed.

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sib
September 25th, 2009, 11:02 AM
I only thrill women with my dick. I like them to leave with a smile and return for another defile. :p

LiquidBlue
September 25th, 2009, 04:19 PM
I need picture proof!!!!

Cymru am byth
September 26th, 2009, 01:13 AM
Taught about 'them' in school??!!

That's RACIST! hahahaha

Ya know...I wonder if America is too fucking 'afraid' to teach true 'Social Studies' anymore...I'll ask my daughter tonight when she gets home from school!

I'm not against being Politically Correct...but, America has taken it WAY too fucking far!

LOL, we learned about different religions and cultures in "religious education" which is now COMPULSORY right through high school :omg: . The UK has taken political correctness too far too, my son got told off when he was about 8 for saying "Blackboard" (what we used to call a chalkboard when i was younger) but then a "Whiteboard" is still a fucking whiteboard. It's pathetic, i've always been one for calling a spade a spade (no pun intended), it fucks me off.

MontysDouble
September 26th, 2009, 01:25 AM
^^^ Wait a second, 'blackboard' isn't PC?

That's utterly ridiculous... it's a board, and it's black.

:banghead:
:banghead:
:banghead:
:banghead:

rubicks
September 26th, 2009, 01:29 AM
^^^ Wait a second, 'blackboard' isn't PC?

That's utterly ridiculous... it's a board, and it's black.

:banghead:
:banghead:
:banghead:
:banghead:
But,but, that's racist (ain't it yo'?)

Cymru am byth
September 26th, 2009, 01:29 AM
^^^ Wait a second, 'blackboard' isn't PC?

That's utterly ridiculous... it's a board, and it's black.

:banghead:
:banghead:
:banghead:
:banghead:

My sentiments exactly

That Guy From The Place
September 26th, 2009, 01:40 AM
How would she die from your dick? Laughter??
I stick my dick in their eyeholes, and fuck their brains to death.

That Guy From The Place
September 26th, 2009, 01:40 AM
I need picture proof!!!!
Do you seriously want to see me skullfucking an emo chick?

yup
September 26th, 2009, 01:41 AM
How do you feel about Canadian beavers?

Fireball
September 26th, 2009, 01:44 AM
How do you feel about Canadian beavers?

In this thread... I hope you ain't talkin' about the four legged kind!

That Guy From The Place
September 26th, 2009, 01:46 AM
I like canadian bush, they hawtness.

That Guy From The Place
September 26th, 2009, 02:12 AM
I need picture proof!!!!
http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/af166/GodMatt/skullfuck.jpg

That Guy From The Place
November 14th, 2009, 07:50 PM
I did it again. I killed another woman with my dick. I'm currently in hiding, they'll never take me alive. It wasn't my fault, she kept telling me to give it to her harder, and after awhile her ear couldn't take it anymore. Help me guys, any advice?