How many hours do YOU spend on the computer a day?

[Anony-mous]

how many???

answers HERE!!!

If you are on 4+ hours YOU ARE A LOSER!!! with no life i might add


unless if its part of your job...
:D

[tgd_02]

shit load, at skool all i did was game and sleep and the uh study....occasional party, but mostly game and my job is at an internet company (tapeandmedia.com) so mad hours there hmm I LOVE MY COMPUTER!

[Anony-mous]

anyone else???

[andrexote]

sometimes 4 sometimes 2 or just half n hour.., o damn i must study now..

[Vanguard]

2 during the week, may play some COD2 online for a couple of hours thou

[Big Ozzie]

how many???

answers HERE!!!

If you are on 4+ hours YOU ARE A LOSER!!! with no life i might add


unless if its part of your job...
:D

You offend me SIR.....tell us, What gives YOU the right to judge a person and state generically "YOU ARE A LOSER" if one spends a lot of time on the computer?
You don't even clarify what you mean by "on the Computer."
Do you mean "playing games"?
Do you mean in chat rooms or in forums such as this?
or Do you mean just surfing the net?
What about Research? and News Sites (CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, BBC, etc)?
Educational, home repair, scientific or even Cooking/Recipe sites!
You DO state that it is okay "if it is part of you job.." What if it is personal enlightenment and search for knowledge?
Your poll and statement are to Vague to be answered concisely.
This surprised me of you, "JiggaT2".....from your previous posts, I thought you could do better than this. :(

[tgd_02]

how many???

answers HERE!!!

If you are on 4+ hours YOU ARE A LOSER!!! with no life i might add


unless if its part of your job...
:D
O BTW get off the computer homo, before you contract us losers with ur diseases :lol: :lol:

[Rocker Kid]

Jigga be careful we have infectious cooties us Filcabi's once you start posting alot... YOU BECOME ONE OF US!!!! Hey it happended to me. It's not so bad... kinda nice actually....

[Anony-mous]

whoa chill TFO it was a joke hot damn dont get upset! :shock:

[Big Ozzie]

whoa chill TFO it was a joke hot damn dont get upset! :shock:

Hmmmmm, well might be in bad taste...............too many "newbe's" posting negative comments about regular posters/members and a lot of us get a bug up our butts about it!

[Quackers]

Bad taste jokes are the best. :twisted: :D

I spend too long on the computer. >.<

[Big Ozzie]

So do I!!!!(if you hadn't noticed!)

[Chribbe]

I spend ALOT of hour in front of the computer everyday... but I need to make a living..

[cezare79]

Jigga be careful we have infectious cooties us Filcabi's once you start posting alot... YOU BECOME ONE OF US!!!! Hey it happended to me. It's not so bad... kinda nice actually....

These "cooties" you speak of... This concept has eluded me for years. What the hell are they?

[Big Ozzie]

These "cooties" you speak of... This concept has eluded me for years. What the hell are they?

"Cooties" aka "Creepy Crawlies" aka "Goose Bugs" aka "No-See-Ems"
The infectious critters that live in and around the base of the hairs on your arms, the back of your neck, in your scalp and a few unmentionable private areas.
SYMPTOMS: A raising of hair causing same to stand at full erection, tingling and tickling of the skin and scalp. Constant urge to wiggle and scratch.
CURE: None........Victims of the condition must learn to live with it and hope that they can spread it to others, such that all are as uncomfortable as those infected.

[longbob]

These "cooties" you speak of... This concept has eluded me for years. What the hell are they?

"Cooties" aka "Creepy Crawlies" aka "Goose Bugs" aka "No-See-Ems"
The infectious critters that live in and around the base of the hairs on your arms, the back of your neck, in your scalp and a few unmentionable private areas.
SYMPTOMS: A raising of hair causing same to stand at full erection, tingling and tickling of the skin and scalp. Constant urge to wiggle and scratch.
CURE: None........Victims of the condition must learn to live with it and hope that they can spread it to others, such that all are as uncomfortable as those infected.

Oz man,

Do you mean headlice? Or is it some imaginary thing?

:? confused :?

You need to forgive my ignorance but we dont 'have' cooties in the UK but have heard of them now and again on some US shows. I believe it is a 'kid' thing is it not?

Longbob.

[Big Ozzie]

Oz man,
Do you mean headlice? Or is it some imaginary thing?
:? confused :?
You need to forgive my ignorance but we dont 'have' cooties in the UK but have heard of them now and again on some US shows. I believe it is a 'kid' thing is it not?

Longbob.

No SIR,
I do not mean head-lice or "crabs" as they are called. Those can be seen and cured.
What are referred to as "Cooties" can neither be seen or cured, are much more infectious and multiply at an astonishing rate.
I am quite certain that they are in Britain, many people from the Liverpool area succumbed to an outbreak a few years back.
And as there is no known cure, I am sure they were not eradicated, perhaps they are in their "Dormant" stage and will resurface in a few years.
If not, shall I locate an infected individual and send you a skin scraping and sample? :D :shock: :D

[longbob]

Oz man,
Do you mean headlice? Or is it some imaginary thing?
:? confused :?
You need to forgive my ignorance but we dont 'have' cooties in the UK but have heard of them now and again on some US shows. I believe it is a 'kid' thing is it not?

Longbob.

No SIR,
I do not mean head-lice or "crabs" as they are called. Those can be seen and cured.
What are referred to as "Cooties" can neither be seen or cured, are much more infectious and multiply at an astonishing rate.
I am quite certain that they are in Britain, many people from the Liverpool area succumbed to an outbreak a few years back.
And as there is no known cure, I am sure they were not eradicated, perhaps they are in their "Dormant" stage and will resurface in a few years.
If not, shall I locate an infected individual and send you a skin scraping and sample? :D :shock: :D

Ozzie,

Nice reply, it further confused things for me so I decided to google 'cooties'. Now it all makes sense ;)

Longbob

[Snuff.]

cooties are the american equivalent of the british "lurgy", as i understand it. they do often denote headlice, but are more a playground term for general social outcasts and people of a distintly "pikified" appearance.

"piky:" there's one for you yanks to look up. :)

[Big Ozzie]

Ozzie,
Nice reply, it further confused things for me so I decided to google 'cooties'. Now it all makes sense ;)
Longbob

AAAAAARARRRRRGGHH! Foiled Again! :evil: :x :evil:
I CURSE YOU GOOGLE, raised fist and shaking
one can not have fun anymore with you on the internet!

[Anony-mous]

ok ok ok enough about cooties anywho srry for tasteless joke i didnt mean it srry

[Big Ozzie]

cooties are the american equivalent of the british "lurgy", as i understand it. they do often denote headlice, but are more a playground term for general social outcasts and people of a distintly "pikified" appearance.

"piky:" there's one for you yanks to look up. :)

"piky" or I believe the proper spelling to be is "pikey".
From the English word "turnpike"or where travellers and thieves would camp near a settlement. The English version of America's Trailer Trash.

A "Pikey is not a racial group, but is used to describe a group of people who live together in a caravan and share the same moral values and culture... of the group and whose main source for income is as follows:."

"Stealing cars and burglary, thievery and pickpockets and street scams with a penchant for hare coursing, ketamine and fighting in pubs"

Often considered to qualify as "the majority of today's youth"
"Pikeys are eternally rude and make a mockery of the English language" With speech as described as "an unintelligible language that isn't English, it isn't Irish, it is just Pikey"

There are both male and female "pikeys" with the females being just as crude and rude as the males.
Also called"chavs, townies, rudies, kevs, neds, and tracky bashers."
I think that is enough of a description to get an idea.

[Quackers]

Pikey is often used instead of Gypsy.

When most Brits talk about Pikey's they are refering to Gypsys anyway.

[Big Ozzie]

Pikey is often used instead of Gypsy.

When most Brits talk about Pikey's they are refering to Gypsys anyway.

Do you mean the old style Hungarian or Slovak gypsy that stares into a crystal ball and puts a hex on men who look at her daughter?
Or the modern Gypsy, that just travels in groups, not working (other than opening a fortune teller booth) makes a living from ill gotten gains, drives around in older cars and vans and are basically the "trailer trash" I previously spoke of?

[Quackers]

I mean the ones that work in shady fairs, not paying taxes, and leaving a mess where ever they go, whilst stealing and getting involved in brutal sports, like Dog Fighting.

My mate lives on a farm and is constantly getting hassled by Pikeys going hair coarsing on his land, or stealing fuel from his barns ect.

[Rocker Kid]

Cooties- Some imaginary thing mostly little kids like to spread to each other.

Exaple: Don't toch me you have cooties!

Example: *slaps person's shoulder* Dude! you have Joe cooties now!

(You must tap sombody else to get rid of them) This is the most harmless and fun type of cooties often played by high schoolers when bored.

Example: Ewww boys have cooties!

Examle: Ewww girls have cooties!

Example: Why are you so jumpy? Do I have cooties or somthing? XD

[Anony-mous]

^That is the only thing i've understood in a while on this thread^

[longbob]

cooties are the american equivalent of the british "lurgy", as i understand it. they do often denote headlice, but are more a playground term for general social outcasts and people of a distintly "pikified" appearance.

"piky:" there's one for you yanks to look up. :)

That's it! Lurgy!!! I knew we had an equivalent. Cheers snufftelect.

Longbob.

[longbob]

Pikey is often used instead of Gypsy.

When most Brits talk about Pikey's they are refering to Gypsys anyway.

Do you mean the old style Hungarian or Slovak gypsy that stares into a crystal ball and puts a hex on men who look at her daughter?
Or the modern Gypsy, that just travels in groups, not working (other than opening a fortune teller booth) makes a living from ill gotten gains, drives around in older cars and vans and are basically the "trailer trash" I previously spoke of?

I mean the ones that work in shady fairs, not paying taxes, and leaving a mess where ever they go, whilst stealing and getting involved in brutal sports, like Dog Fighting.

My mate lives on a farm and is constantly getting hassled by Pikeys going hair coarsing on his land, or stealing fuel from his barns ect.

The type refered to by T.Rex is generally known as a 'gypo' which is a derivative of the word gypsy but is a byword for theiving scum traveller.

Longbob.

[Big Ozzie]

I mean the ones that work in shady fairs, not paying taxes, and leaving a mess where ever they go, whilst stealing and getting involved in brutal sports, like Dog Fighting.

My mate lives on a farm and is constantly getting hassled by Pikeys going hair coarsing on his land, or stealing fuel from his barns ect.

That's the ones......they're camped in the horse pasture right now!
MA! GIT the SHOTGUN! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Rocker Kid]

^That is the only thing i've understood in a while on this thread^

I would think so.

[Quackers]

I mean the ones that work in shady fairs, not paying taxes, and leaving a mess where ever they go, whilst stealing and getting involved in brutal sports, like Dog Fighting.

My mate lives on a farm and is constantly getting hassled by Pikeys going hair coarsing on his land, or stealing fuel from his barns ect.

That's the ones......they're camped in the horse pasture right now!
MA! GIT the SHOTGUN! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:lol:

Problem is you beat one and 10 of them step up in his place.

[Anony-mous]

^That is the only thing i've understood in a while on this thread^

I would think so.

OH NO YOU DIDNT :shock: :wink: :o

[cezare79]

These "cooties" you speak of... This concept has eluded me for years. What the hell are they?

"Cooties" aka "Creepy Crawlies" aka "Goose Bugs" aka "No-See-Ems"
The infectious critters that live in and around the base of the hairs on your arms, the back of your neck, in your scalp and a few unmentionable private areas.
SYMPTOMS: A raising of hair causing same to stand at full erection, tingling and tickling of the skin and scalp. Constant urge to wiggle and scratch.
CURE: None........Victims of the condition must learn to live with it and hope that they can spread it to others, such that all are as uncomfortable as those infected.

Thanx, Ozzie, appreciate the effort. Is that true that you can contract them from girls mostly? :D

[Big Ozzie]

Thanx, Ozzie, appreciate the effort. Is that true that you can contract them from girls mostly? :D

Ah "cezare70".......
It pleases me that you were able and willing to ask this question.
Catching the "cooties" from the opposite sex is the predominant means of spreading the cotangent. This is amplified by the age of the individuals, if the donor and receptor are both of prepubescent age, the spread of this horror is amplified many fold.
However, this curse does not limit itself to a female>male or a male>female means of infection. No sir, Beware my friend, these buggers can spread from Boy>Boy, Girl>Girl, mere contact by brushing against an infected individual in a crowded elevator, sitting on a Toilet Seat after an infected individual has used it, and the list goes on.
Now 95% of the time, infection has been as a result of direct human contact, It has been reported (unconfirmed may I add) that one individual actually contracted this horror merely by passing under a tree that an infected young boy had recently climbed. The "cooties" are apparently capable of leaping out of the tree onto an unsuspecting passerby. Now I remind you, this story has NOT been substantiated, but I believe it was covered by The BBC and CNN, with several European and Middle Eastern news agencies reporting the same due to the amount of world travelers. The CDC (Centers for Disease Control) are investigating this claim as this forum is being posted.

[That Dude]

The more appropriate question for me is;

How many hours do you spend WAY from the computer?

And you don't have an answer small enough for me.

[Rocker Kid]

^That is the only thing i've understood in a while on this thread^

I would think so.

OH NO YOU DIDNT :shock: :wink: :o

Oh yes I did! :lol:

[Anony-mous]

ok w/e