Ratting

[Snuff.]

I got rats. And as of an half hour ago I've got a suped up M16 airsoft firing at 450fps. :P Aaaah yeah, baby.

Basically there's this little hole under my sink where the little rodents crawl out. This is an ongoing problem which has been pretty much unsolved by covering the floor beneath the sink with some nasty-ass rat poison ("next generation anti-coagulant" -that sound unpleasant or what?).

Last resort: I was talking to a colleague the other day who's somewhat of a fanatic (the non-terrorist kind :)) and met up with him earlier. We got fair gatted, went back to his, downed some more cans and got his gun and have been lying against my floor for the past two hours waiting for the little fuckers to show themselves...nothing. :( Up until tonight these little bastards have been as bold as fuck. They'll be scurrying about under my kitchen units while I'm stirring a brew. Soon as I get me some extermination equipment they've gelled off to their little rat dens, probly sipping sewage and laughing at my dumb ass.

This, however, is not over. I have more spare time at the moment than they can have spare food, and I swear that first thing tommorrow I'll be walking into that kitchen with the sight fixed and the safety off ready for them little fuckers. :twisted: I will have me my rat.

I am dealing with a grand's worth of equipment though, so I've wrapped the sight up in toilet paper and overall sucked right up to the bastard so hopefully he'll let me keep it on me for a little longer. But it seriously does look fucking terminator...I couldn't help keep getting up and looking at myself in the mirror with it. :oops: It's a real M16 case with a sight on it that looks red from the other side with an internal laser...i.e. you can see the laser point INSIDE the scope but it don't come out the other side.

I feel like Rambo. :D Rambo the rat-buster, beliiieeve. :P

[verticalkiller]

As pathetic as this sounds i'm actually jealous :oops: . I want some rats in my house just to have a little target practice, a nice change from the pigeons out back in the canal and the swans. You're lucky, not only are you having fun you're erRATicating your problem as well. Har dee har har do you like that play on words? I don't either.

[KitRae]

I can see it all now :lol: ...
Snufftelect with his M16 emptying clip after clip on his kitchen sink while laughing like a homicidal maniac...
And after the smoke clears...
You see the rats laughing their little furry asses off while the snatch the last piece of cheese from his refrigerator :P

[Snuff.]

I can see it all now :lol: ...
Snufftelect with his M16 emptying clip after clip on his kitchen sink while laughing like a homicidal maniac...
And after the smoke clears...
You see the rats laughing their little furry asses off while the snatch the last piece of cheese from his refrigerator :P

LoL! :lol: Aye, that be the sad truth. Methinks I'd better lay my drunken head down and sleep for now. :cry:

...THEN I CAN CATCH THE LITTLE FUCKERS PREPARING BREAKFAST AND NAIL THEM TO THE WALL! :twisted:

[Big Ozzie]

Boring, Boring BORING! How pathetic is it ^^_snuffty_^^ that a person with your intelligence can only come up with some type of "Rambo wanna Be Turbo Terminator Rat Killing XXX Die Hard Apocalyptic Machine".
So FRIGGIN unoriginal!

Wanna know about Rats? Well, gonna tell you any way!
Living in Wyoming, we had Rats out the ass! Rats in the grain, Rats in the Chicken Coops, Rats in the feed........
Well, since the only thing to do out there was to watch the Deer and Antelope Play, seeing as it was 4.5 miles to the next door neighbors and 7 miles to the mailbox, We were very inventive with our free time!
Sand Blasting Prairie Dogs, Blowing up Frogs with straws, Shooting Bulls in the Balls with Pellet Rifles.......
Oh Yeah, RATS........
Once a year we would clean out the Chicken Shit and Feed that had encrusted the bottom of the coops. Dirty, nasty job. Chicken shit is Good fertilizer but loaded with disease.
Well, this Bird Poop would be about 10-12" thick and hard as stone. BUT you could cut it with a shovel and it was light so it made the job easier. Dusty and dirty but easy.
As we cut out sections of poop (just big enough for the snow shovel to pick up) We would notice holes in the wood floor and tunnels through the crusty mixture of seed, feed and chicken poop.
Once we got the Coop all cleaned out, there would be several dozen rat holes chewed through the floor. We then would go around and patch these with pieces of aluminum and some nails......all but one!
Then we would put a pile of fresh seed in the floor and wait until dark.
About an hour after sun set, we would grab bats, pipes, boards or anything else that was handy and could be used as a Rat Basher and off to the Coop we went.
Before going in, we would tie string around our pants cuffs, put a net over our heads, button down our collar and make sure the wrists were cuffed and taped on our shirts.
Then we went in and turned on the light.
HOLY CRAP!........There had to be almost 100 rats in there! All running around like they were still in the maze of tunnels through the 12" of crusty poop. Each one had a specific escape hole that they used, if it was blocked they would not go down another!
Well we would start Wacking and Smashing and Hitting and Stomping....Rats would be running all over the place, up the walls, across the ceiling, up our legs (that's why we tied our pants cuff). Rat guts would be flying all over too! Pieces of fur, tales, ears, feet and eyeballs were flying through the air and splattering on us and the walls.
Only a few ever escaped our "Rat Night"! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Weeder]

Woah. Uhhhh. Just woah.





The air-soft rifle sounds less messy.

[Overlord]

Just remember when you blast into that Rat it's going to bleed everywhere and make a giant mess. But really who cares, you can clean blood. As the proud owner of a tweaked m4 airsoft gun I do hope you teach it a new meaning of pain.

[Snuff.]

Boring, Boring BORING! How pathetic is it ^^_snuffty_^^ that a person with your intelligence can only come up with some type of "Rambo wanna Be Turbo Terminator Rat Killing XXX Die Hard Apocalyptic Machine".
So FRIGGIN unoriginal!

LMAO! Well thanks alot Ozz! Shiiit, it's a good think I aint lacking in self-esteem or I'd be hanging from a cable in my shed by now! Talk about hostility.

What can I say: SUCKS TO BE A COUNTRYBOY! Naah, I'm playing: I'd give anything to live in the wilds, but you gotta remember that in a country where we don't openly play with firearms (real ones) and one where the countryside consists of the odd meadow slotted in between two slabs of concrete roadway, my garrison duties with a replica M16 have been an experience. I do apologise if it don't match up to your standards!

I did have one (unpleasant) experience a few months back, though, which I omitted from this thread: but it was my first experience in close quarters, hand to hand killing.

I got four of those long sewage-pipe sticks (used for unblocking guttering) and screwed them together. I then lay against the floor, waited for my rodent friends to appear from the hole and shot it forwards when it did so, amazingly pinning the poor bastard to the wall behind the sink (same sink). I held it there for a couple of seconds, in complete awe of my achievement (urban living :P). When I pulled it away I approached to find it spasming in shock. I lifted it up by it's tail, ran out into the stairwell and outside, grabbed a spare brick and dashed it in the head repeatedly as it lay on the floor.

It's whole back just arched for a moment before relaxing, blood seeping into the concrete.

First time I took a mammalian life...pretty weird experience. A far cry from crushing sea-fish in your palms for eating, I can tell you.

So yes, my war with the infestation has been somewhat ongoing. Luckily I aint seen/heard any recently, so I'm guessing the poison got there before my .2gram plastic bbs. :(

Luckily I've still got the gun and will resume my garrisson duties the minute I'm out of this chair.

[Big Ozzie]

AHHH...... ^^_snufftelect_^^ my worldly friend..
What is it they say, "Necessity is the Mother of Invention!" well I say that "Boredom will improve the Invention!"
Here I will disclose the making of an "Improved" Rat Trap...one that you can build with a few simple parts that are readily available and have it give you perhaps hours of entertainment with those hairy little vermin!

You will need the following:

1) A large piece of flat metal, aluminum, copper or steel.....approximately 18-20" square (1/2 meter X 1/2 meter)

2) A length of old extension cord.

3)Four (4) shot glasses or wooden blocks about 2"cubed (or similar sized non-conductive items)

4)Several pieces of Bacon, Peanut Butter and some soft cheese.

5)one or two red light bulbs

6)Favorite Beer or Wine of your choice.

7)Your choice of your favorite smoking material
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a) Place shot glasses or other non-conductive items on floor in your kitchen near sink.
b) Place flat metal sheet on top of glasses or other non-conductive items
c) Cut off Female end of cord and split the wires.
d) Attach one wire to sheet metal with screw, nut and bolt or solder.
e) Suspend other wire over sheet metal with protective coating removed.
f) Attach Bacon to exposed suspended wire, smear with peanut butter and cheese.
g) Plug Male end of cord into wall outlet or other source of power.
h) Replace regular bulbs in ceiling or table lamps with Red bulbs (rodents can not see the red light and will not know it is on!)
i) Kick back, open a beverage, fire one up and wait for the entertainment to begin!

The little furry bastards will come sneaking out, nose a wigglin and whiskers a wavin....climb up onto the metal and if you suspend the wire right, they stand on their hind feet and stretch a hand out to grasp the hanging wire and.......ZAP! FRIED FRICKIN RAT!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: muahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[KitRae]

Cool!! :D
Maybe that trap will work on cats too :twisted: ...
My neighbours cat WILL be crispy before weeks end :twisted: :twisted:

[Weeder]

Ozzie. I'm not sure weather to be impressed by your intelligence and ingenuity. Or mortified by your savage brutality.

[KitRae]

I tell you, I'm impressed by both :D

[Weeder]

:mrgreen:

[Big Ozzie]

Cats, Dogs......Neighborhood Brats. Won't kill the larger animal, not enough AMPS. Rats usually grab the wire with their hand or mouth, the "juice" flows through the body and out the feet. Muscle contractions cause the hand or mouth to "lock" down on the bare wire, maintaining the flow of electricity.
Larger animals such as cats and dogs will just get a shock like with an electric cattle fence. As soon as they brush against the wire, the connection is made and electric flows....as soon as the jump, it breaks the connection and they RUN LIKE HELL!!!! hehehehehahahaHAHAHAHARARHARHAR :twisted: :twisted:

[KitRae]

Okay...
I'll just have to nail the hind legs of the cat to the metal plate then :)

[AllisterFiend]

My cat takes care of any mice in this house...

Every couple of months I'll find a partially eaten rat carcass at my doorstep... It'll be missing all of it's skin... and it's head will be chewed on... looks kinda like beef jerky.

Yep.

[Evil Conservative]

Cool!! :D
Maybe that trap will work on cats too :twisted: ...
My neighbours cat WILL be crispy before weeks end :twisted: :twisted:
Don't kill or harm cats. They are sacred. If you do..when you die your Hell will be getting raped in the ass everyday by a huge cat and it's barbed penis while being slowly eaten alive by kittens.
Cat haters are swine. :evil:

[Big Ozzie]

Hmmmm Cats........I remember cutting school with some buddies and having nothing better to do but raid the parents liquor cabinet and steal a six pack of cheap beer and some cigarettes and go hang out in the big cemetery in town.
We would get a nasty ranch or farm cat, stuff it in one of those rural mailboxes (the real big ones that'll take packages) and hide in the woods or the road ditch and wait for the postman to drive up.
You have to put the flag up because if the people don't have any mail...the mail guy wouldn't stop.
Can you imagine what the friggin cat did as soon as the mailbox door was opened? That poor mailman got all scratched up, letters flew all over...I don't think he was ever the same.
The closest I ever came to hurting a large animal (for enjoyment or spite) was we tied a string of firecrackers to a cats tail one time....thing ran for a mile down the middle of the road. Felt bad for it and never did anything "mean" to an animal again. (except kill rodents and insects)

[Big Ozzie]

My cat takes care of any mice in this house...

Every couple of months I'll find a partially eaten rat carcass at my doorstep... It'll be missing all of it's skin... and it's head will be chewed on... looks kinda like beef jerky.

Yep.

That's cause he LOVES YA, and wants to share his catch with you!
You should feel HONORED!

[KitRae]

Cool!! :D
Maybe that trap will work on cats too :twisted: ...
My neighbours cat WILL be crispy before weeks end :twisted: :twisted:
Don't kill or harm cats. They are sacred. If you do..when you die your Hell will be getting raped in the ass everyday by a huge cat and it's barbed penis while being slowly eaten alive by kittens.
Cat haters are swine. :evil:

That's it? :?
I just have to bring a stapler with me when I die! :twisted:
Those cats will regret the day that they tried to expand my bowels :twisted:
But come on, there must be at least one animal that you can't stand :)
For me it's cats.
Those damn animals are way to arrogant for my liking...they act like they own the place! :evil: (even my pet-less house :shock: )
I wouldn't actually do it, because of the frickin' law, but when I see a cat, I feel the sudden urge to grab it by the tail, slam it into a concrete wall (multiple times), and stuff the remains into a car's tailpipe.
I guess I'm a little messed up :roll:

[Evil Conservative]

That's it? :?
I just have to bring a stapler with me when I die! :twisted:
Those cats will regret the day that they tried to expand my bowels :twisted:
But come on, there must be at least one animal that you can't stand :)
You won't have a stapler when you die nor will you have a choice if your in Hell with a giant barbed penis ramming you.

An animal I can't stand?...certain birds. Blue Jays that come to my back porch and scream through the walls with their NRRRREP and CHAP CHAP calls waking me up and Starlings which are not even native to the U.S.(some british asshole brought a few over because he liked the way they sounded....GOD DAMN HIM) that shit all over my car(s) in fall.

[KitRae]

Then you'll probably get into a raging anal-rape-fest with like 10 giant Blue Jays (at once :twisted: )

[Evil Conservative]

Then you'll probably get into a raging anal-rape-fest with like 10 giant Blue Jays (at once :twisted: )
No my Hell would be something else entirely.
I haven't killed any Blue Jays lately anyway or Starlings for that matter. Birds are of a lower intelligence than cats as well. I liken the annoying ones(annoying birds) to rat infestation or lower.

[Weeder]

My cat takes care of any mice in this house...

Every couple of months I'll find a partially eaten rat carcass at my doorstep... It'll be missing all of it's skin... and it's head will be chewed on... looks kinda like beef jerky.

Yep.

A few months back i was having trouble with something getting into my trash. One night I opened the back door to let the dog out. It was pretty late and near pitch-black. She took two steps off the landing and something shot out from behind the riding lawn mower. It was large and quick but she was much quicker and had it pinned to the ground in about three large hops. I called to her and she came right to heel. That's when i noticed it was a rather large possum and he was playing dead, although i could see him peering over his shoulder at the both of us. So I grabed the spade from beside the stairs and snuck up and brained the bastard. He took four or five good shots before he went limp. Then i tossed him in the swamp. Needless to say the trash now remains unharmed.

[KitRae]

Then you'll probably get into a raging anal-rape-fest with like 10 giant Blue Jays (at once :twisted: )
No my Hell would be something else entirely.
I haven't killed any Blue Jays lately anyway or Starlings for that matter. Birds are of a lower intelligence than cats as well. I liken the annoying ones(annoying birds) to rat infestation or lower..

I don't actually kill cats :P
If I do that I can spend my entire summer vacation doing community service or something.
I just torture them a lot :)
But no cat has actually died by my hands...at least I think none did.

[AllisterFiend]

A few months back i was having trouble with something getting into my trash. One night I opened the back door to let the dog out. It was pretty late and near pitch-black. She took two steps off the landing and something shot out from behind the riding lawn mower. It was large and quick but she was much quicker and had it pinned to the ground in about three large hops. I called to her and she came right to heel. That's when i noticed it was a rather large possum and he was playing dead, although i could see him peering over his shoulder at the both of us. So I grabed the spade from beside the stairs and snuck up and brained the bastard. He took four or five good shots before he went limp. Then i tossed him in the swamp. Needless to say the trash now remains unharmed.

One of my friends use to have chickens... And they kept the chicken feed in these big round trash cans... Well, one night I was over at his house, and he went to feed the chickens. He opend one of the trash cans and this big ass opossum jumped out and attacked him... :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

[Weeder]

Yikes! Those bastards have big teeth and claws! What happened?

[AllisterFiend]

He got some scratches on his arms and ran off like a little bitch :twisted:

[Weeder]

Hehehe... shit man... i probably would have pissed myself too. :wink:

[Evil Conservative]

I don't actually kill cats :P
If I do that I can spend my entire summer vacation doing community service or something.
I just torture them a lot :)
But no cat has actually died by my hands...at least I think none did.
Torture of a lower or higher animal is a no, NO, HELL NO. What is the poor cat thinking as you hurt it?
I'll tell you completely honestly here and not to sound like an internet badass hiding safetly behind a keyboard. I have beaten the dogshit out of two different people for fucking with a cat the wrong way in front of me in my life and I will continue to do so if I ever see it again. I would do so even if it was a dog...but especially a cat..that gets me...it strikes the nerve or rage in my back and every thought goes black except extreme violence to the offender. No lower/higher animal should suffer from the ignorance and sick emotional pleasure of the highest(humans).
I hunt and kill game animals. I have even had to put down pets before that were beyond help, but I do not torture anything for some subconcious sick pleasure. I wouldn't even torture a GD Blue Jay...I would just kill it quick and clean.

[AllisterFiend]

Evil Conservative was a cat in a previous life

[Evil Conservative]

Possums....we have those here as well. They steal animal feed, fight with my cats, and dig holes in the insulation of my house. I've killed numerous possums. I recall two morbidly amusing incidents in particular.
One I was out in my shed late night checking the cat food. I saw a possum slip under the freezer. I promptly grabbed a two handed axe and waited on top of the freezer. I poked around a little on the other side until it's head was poking out a bit...figure out the rest.
Two I was disturbed by a noise on my back porch..I went out to check and a damnable possum was on the railing starring me down. He stayed there as I went inside got my stave and was still starring at me when I obliterated his spine causing it to fall off the railing. It was still alive so I made quick work of it.
Should have added possums to the list of animals I don't care much for.

[Big Ozzie]

I agree with you EVIL, I abhor people who find it necessary to torment creatures of lessor size or intelligence because they can.
I must of had an Epiphany or something some time back.....I will no longer even kill an animal in a hunt anymore.
I find it rather easy to rip the eyeballs out of someones head but hurt an animal?.......Not I. I have no problem hurting another human though.
I have even almost become a vegetarian.....almost I said. I have reduced the amount of meat that I consume by at least 75%.
Now all you people can flame me and call me a pussy....that will be all right. I can not explain the change...it has happened in just the last couple of years, and I do not know why.
This is fuckin weird too. I actually feel sorry if I kill bugs in the house or flies or moths. I'll swat them out the door or window first. Maybe I'm goin' mental........

[AllisterFiend]

I agree with you EVIL, I abhor people who find it necessary to torment creatures of lessor size or intelligence because they can.
I must of had an Epiphany or something some time back.....I will no longer even kill an animal in a hunt anymore.
I find it rather easy to rip the eyeballs out of someones head but hurt an animal?.......Not I. I have no problem hurting another human though.
I have even almost become a vegetarian.....almost I said. I have reduced the amount of meat that I consume by at least 75%.
Now all you people can flame me and call me a pussy....that will be all right. I can not explain the change...it has happened in just the last couple of years, and I do not know why.
This is fuckin weird too. I actually feel sorry if I kill bugs in the house or flies or moths. I'll swat them out the door or window first. Maybe I'm goin' mental........

That's deep Ozzie. :)

[Snuff.]

No my Hell would be something else entirely.

Yeah, you tied down as I stand over you reading aloud "the Guardian." :twisted: :lol:

I agree with you EVIL, I abhor people who find it necessary to torment creatures of lessor size or intelligence because they can.
I must of had an Epiphany or something some time back.....I will no longer even kill an animal in a hunt anymore.
I find it rather easy to rip the eyeballs out of someones head but hurt an animal?.......Not I. I have no problem hurting another human though.
I have even almost become a vegetarian.....almost I said. I have reduced the amount of meat that I consume by at least 75%.
Now all you people can flame me and call me a pussy....that will be all right. I can not explain the change...it has happened in just the last couple of years, and I do not know why.
This is fuckin weird too. I actually feel sorry if I kill bugs in the house or flies or moths. I'll swat them out the door or window first. Maybe I'm goin' mental........

aye, all I eat these days is fish. It's less to do with empathy than the nasty shit they rear meat on...although abatoirs are not fun places.

[Weeder]

Careful of mercury poisoning.

[Big Ozzie]

SNUFFTELECT stated:
aye, all I eat these days is fish. It's less to do with empathy than the nasty shit they rear meat on...although abatoirs are not fun places.


....I do not think it has to do with the food and chemicals or hormones that is often fed livestock.....there are enough "natural" or "range fed" stock around that it is no longer too expensive to chose that option.
....I am NOT about to get into a FLAME WAR with some Asshole because they think I'm an IDIOT...so if anyone intends to post a tirade of Bullshit against me...SAVE IT! I will not respond and you will never "own" me on the topic. Save your ammo and post it where someone will post back a Flame in your direction.
....I have several slaughter and packing houses in my area, "HATFIELD" Pork Products, "MOPAC" meat Products, "LEIDYS" pork and "WAMPLER/LONGACRE" (now Pacific Pride) Dealing with Turkeys and Chickens.
....Often I see Tractor & Trailers loaded with these animals headed to the slaughter house. Sitting at a traffic light, I swear that you can see the terror in the eyes of the animals as they look through the ventilation slats of the trailers.
....I have been to the slaughter area of these packing houses, and have watched as the animals are forced by electric prod guns down a chute that gets narrower and narrower....until they can not move sideways or front or back. Then a man with a large cable (couldn't see all of the details) ZAPS the animal unconscious, slits its throat, and drives a hook through its shin bones so fast that the animal never hits the floor!
....I swear to you...those animals know what is about to happen to them.
They remind me of the Jews during the Holocaust...standing in rail-cars...waiting their turn to die. Some knew that there was no use in fighting, others fought until their dying breath.
....I have been a Hunter all of my life. The meat from wild game made up about 50% of my weekly diet. I no longer chose to hunt anymore, although I still go to my camp and support my friends and their hunt. I do make an "appearance" in the woods, carrying my rifle or shotgun and wearing my Blaze Orange Coat. Usually I just find a nice comfortable tree to lean against and take a nap. If I get lucky (which often happens) I am woken to the sound of a Deer passing so close that I can almost touch it. Seeing the wildlife that close is better than killing it and hanging it on my wall.
....My limitations have been primarily in the mammalian families. But I am starting to limit the Fowl that I eat as well. Fish I continue to eat 2X a week. With Chicken or Turkey 2X a week and red meat 1X a week. The rest of my meals consists of vegetables & salads, pasta and my wife insists on Pizza once a week (the cost of being married to an Italian)

[Big Ozzie]

BUMP!.......I've got MICE!!!

LOL, the farmer plowed the hell out of the field across the street and behind me and the lil' bastids are invading my domain due to the warmth in the house.
Usually only happens when there is a lot of rain and they get flooded out of their burrows......
Cat's old, fat and lazy...just lays there watching the buggers steal her food.
Same with Zeus (the Shepherd) he won't even move his head, just moves his eyeballs watchin them.
The Goldies are the only ones who go after them!
Oh Well! Off to the Farm & Home Center for some poison and traps....
I WILL win this WAR!!! :twisted: :twisted:

[Colzi]

BUMP!.......I've got MICE!!!

LOL, the farmer plowed the hell out of the field across the street and behind me and the lil' bastids are invading my domain due to the warmth in the house.
Usually only happens when there is a lot of rain and they get flooded out of their burrows......
Cat's old, fat and lazy...just lays there watching the buggers steal her food.
Same with Zeus (the Shepherd) he won't even move his head, just moves his eyeballs watchin them.
The Goldies are the only ones who go after them!
Oh Well! Off to the Farm & Home Center for some poison and traps....
I WILL win this WAR!!! :twisted: :twisted:



~shivers down spine~


how did u remeber this thread!)


Anyways GO OZ!!

Id imagine thier are w few given guy plowed a field likely a field full o burrows!

Say traps- yea put salami instead of cheese as it gives of more of a powerful smell!

We live right next to a canal so u can imagine :roll: They were under the ground floor floor boards. Caught 4 n just blocked of the hole.

Is it true mice can fit through a gap same size as a pencil ? No surley!

[Big Ozzie]

http://www.mofed.org/images/Mouse-w-trap.gif
......."Yikes!"

[DandruffBGone]

Best line....... "Yeah, you tied down as I stand over you reading aloud "the Guardian".....Your story is making me laugh out loud Snuff. I'm in the library AGAIN and people are staring at me over the tops of their books. (true)

This is a very enlightening thread. I don't kill/hurt animals unless there's no choice. Had to kill a little mouse once (cat brought it home - lower half paralyzed and cat was just going to torture it). I killed it with an axe. Took 2 shots (it tried to crawl away using it's front legs). I cried (sobbed) for about 10 mins after. Found a baby bird on the road once and killed it (beheaded it) with a shovel. My pal couldn't do it, so she went back and got a shovel and I had to do it. I guess I'm with Ozzie. I also pick up spiders etc and put them outside instead of squishing them. Call me a pussy I don't care.

ps: Having said all this, if my son was in that Apache gun ship I would pull the trigger/push the button - but that's "Mama Bear" speaking and she don't mess around. She's a different entity altogether.

[Big Ozzie]

http://images.thatimagesite.com/core/13/13_image.jpg
....Smart little Bastids, aren't they?

[Snuff.]

I never did manage to whack one of 'em with that air gun. :( I was there for a good three odd hours, too; just sipping beers and waiting.

Rodents are indeed cunning little fuckers.

[Colzi]

I never did manage to whack one of 'em with that air gun. :( I was there for a good three odd hours, too; just sipping beers and waiting.

Rodents are indeed cunning little fuckers.


I can imagine u sitting thier :lol:


Can u eat the buggers :lol:

[DandruffBGone]

Colzi, have you ever seen a possum Possum?

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p152/pigsontoast/edna.jpg

[Brixton]

I love Edna, played her in a school panto years - they loved it

[DandruffBGone]

I love Edna, played her in a school panto years - they loved it

Edna is my role model. I try to copy her look.

[Colzi]

I love Edna, played her in a school panto years - they loved it


U should play in a jail u'd go down a strom :lol:

[Brixton]

I love Edna, played her in a school panto years - they loved it


U should play in a jail u'd go down a strom :lol:

lmfao, yeah, theyd love that eh!


I was about 12 and offered to play her in the school panto, when i came on to do the performance the whole place pissed itself. Nothing more funny than a 12 year ol cross dresser hahaha - but atleast even then i was comfortable with myself to play it as a laugh - basically i knew which hole i wanted to stick it in and it didnt involve males. :lol:

[DandruffBGone]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/12/19/koinange.zimbabwe/index.html

[Big Ozzie]

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[jaba]

I miss Tom n Jerry. It used to be on tv every day. What happened to Roadrunner too. All these modern cartoons piss me off - except Ren n Stimpy. :shock:

[PA]

I miss Tom n Jerry. It used to be on tv every day. What happened to Roadrunner too. All these modern cartoons piss me off - except Ren n Stimpy. :shock:

they are only on boomerang (http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/boomerang/index.html), cartoon network's cartoon archive show.

[DandruffBGone]

I miss Tom n Jerry. It used to be on tv every day. What happened to Roadrunner too. All these modern cartoons piss me off - except Ren n Stimpy. :shock:

I miss Pinky and Perky.....Rag Tag and Bobtail.....The Woodentops.....Andy Pandy.......The Flowerpot Men......Thunderbirds (Dah darrahRAH).....and Sooty and Sweep!

[jaba]

Just had a look - got it on cable and Boomerang + 1 yippeee! :mrgreen:

[Big Ozzie]

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