kitties

[Heero Valentine]

i think there fluffy wuffy ^^

[tgd_02]

are u a guy?

[Colzi]

Gay and on drugs!


I like pussy!

[Heero Valentine]

are u a guy?

yes i am...u can't deny it there fluffy :D but which one u voted?? or didn't u vote?

[Monstermash]

I voted 'Cute but I prefer something else'. I prefer dogs to cats. I do however miss my cat which we had to put down only a few weeks ago :(

[Heero Valentine]

I voted 'Cute but I prefer something else'. I prefer dogs to cats. I do however miss my cat which we had to put down only a few weeks ago :(

aw to bad what happent to it? ( did it had an accident or somethin? )

[jaba]

Jesus H! :shock:

[Heero Valentine]

Jesus H! :shock:

o.O what did i do?

[jaba]

Fuckin Christ!

[Heero Valentine]

Fuckin Christ!

can plz add something useful to this thread? mister spammer :lol:

[jaba]

How about...go to Japan? :wink:

[Heero Valentine]

How about...go to Japan? :wink:

finnaly u make some sence :D

[tgd_02]

fuck cats
dogs FTW

[Heero Valentine]

fuck cats
dogs FTW

isn't that illegal??

[tgd_02]

fuck cats
dogs FTW

isn't that illegal??
since ur curios...yes it is
so leave ur cat alone

[Heero Valentine]

fuck cats
dogs FTW

isn't that illegal??
since ur curios...yes it is
so leave ur cat alone

:lol: no i don't and i did know that's illegal ( didn't know if it was in cambridge :D )

[loadrunner]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/snakenborg/kittentara.jpg

[Heero Valentine]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/snakenborg/kittentara.jpg

is that yours? it's so cute :D

[loadrunner]

almost, but a small kid wanted it too. so...

[Heero Valentine]

almost, but a small kid wanted it too. so...

"convince" the lil kid that he doesn't want the kittie ( just introduce him to tgd_02 that will scare the shit out of him :lol: )

[loadrunner]

mabey it is a little cat from hell, at the next full moon, he messes up his whole room. the next day. "No, mommy the cat did it, the cat messed up my room" whahaha

[Heero Valentine]

:lol:

ps. fuck gotta go it's kinda late here so bye bye

[jaba]

Here pussy pussy!

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/1153/deadcatiy5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[shawmutt]

Let's get this thread turned around in the right direction. My kitties (orange is Max, silver is Sophie):

http://home.comcast.net/~shawmutt/SophieMax.JPG

Cute Max pics:

http://home.comcast.net/~shawmutt/max1.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~shawmutt/max2.jpg

[Heero Valentine]

Let's get this thread turned around in the right direction. My kitties (orange is Max, silver is Sophie):

http://home.comcast.net/~shawmutt/SophieMax.JPG

Cute Max pics:

http://home.comcast.net/~shawmutt/max1.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~shawmutt/max2.jpg

:D i like your cats....is max way smaller then sophie or....

[shawmutt]

Those were taken about two weeks after we got max, he was only 10 weeks old. You can tell in the pic how much Sophie (3 years old) likes Max.

They get along much better now ;)

[Heero Valentine]

Those were taken about two weeks after we got max, he was only 10 weeks old when we got him. You can tell in the pic how much Sophie (3 years old) likes Max.

They get along much better now ;)

^^ i once had and dog and a cat that got along quite well ( cat sleeping on dogs head :lol: )

[jaba]

101 Uses of a Dead Cat...

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3807/101udcsample2largeuc1.th.gif (http://img98.imageshack.us/my.php?image=101udcsample2largeuc1.gif)http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6549/101udcsample3largerz4.th.gif (http://img132.imageshack.us/my.php?image=101udcsample3largerz4.gif)

:wink:

[Rexinre]

I have 2 cats and one dog!

[nixrevol]

fuck cats
dogs FTW

isn't that illegal??
since ur curios...yes it is
so leave ur cat alone

AHAHA!

[Cloudane]

Kitties are teh fluff!

Went for a puppy on my Capital One card though.

[Tilly]

i think there fluffy wuffy ^^

lol, you're a fag, Heero.

[tgd_02]

lul wut

[Heero Valentine]

lol, you're a fag, Heero.

:omg: and my english skills were far below average...

[_LISA_]

strange you should revive this thread! I just logged on to tell you all about our latest kitten saga, Daisy climbed onto the table with one of her kittens and dropped it, it's now laying in my lap with it's eyes pointing in different directions it can't walk on it's front right paw it drags itself in circles, it's rectum popped out of it's bum a bit dropped off now it's gone back in and it's shallow breathing, I dunno what to do except wait it seems to be getting stronger and even meowed 10 mins ago it keeps trying to move about the only time it stays still, is when it's forehead is touching something (currently my crotch)
excuse the grammer and lack of puntuation, it's quite hard typing with one hand whilst using the other to stop a retarded kitten rolling off your lap.

[tgd_02]

^^^^WTF

[_LISA_]

srsly, the lil kitty's fucked, will prob have to get it put down tomorrow if it lasts the night

[footballbat]

¯\(º_o)/¯

[Willow]

i think there fluffy wuffy ^^

lol, you're a fag, Heero....how are the bunnies Attila?

:rofl:

[MontysDouble]

strange you should revive this thread! I just logged on to tell you all about our latest kitten saga, Daisy climbed onto the table with one of her kittens and dropped it, it's now laying in my lap with it's eyes pointing in different directions it can't walk on it's front right paw it drags itself in circles, it's rectum popped out of it's bum a bit dropped off now it's gone back in and it's shallow breathing, I dunno what to do except wait it seems to be getting stronger and even meowed 10 mins ago it keeps trying to move about the only time it stays still, is when it's forehead is touching something (currently my crotch)
excuse the grammer and lack of puntuation, it's quite hard typing with one hand whilst using the other to stop a retarded kitten rolling off your lap.

Definitely sounds like neuro. trauma there Lisa- If there's any deterioration then take the little critter to the vet.

srsly, the lil kitty's fucked, will prob have to get it put down tomorrow if it lasts the night

Best of luck Lisa. Head injuries can be odd sometimes- total recovery is not unknown for some pretty damn serious brain trauma, so keep your fingers crossed.

[Tilly]

...how are the bunnies Attila?

:rofl:

Their ninja training is progressing nicely. Soon, they will be able to bite the heads off their enemies.

[JACKASS2009]

Definitely sounds like neuro. trauma there Lisa- If there's any deterioration then take the little critter to the vet.

or throw it in the blender.

you know, it's an option.

[MontysDouble]

or throw it in the blender.

you know, it's an option.So is sterilisation. :thumb:Outta the gene pool boy!

[Skyhigh]

strange you should revive this thread! I just logged on to tell you all about our latest kitten saga, Daisy climbed onto the table with one of her kittens and dropped it, it's now laying in my lap with it's eyes pointing in different directions it can't walk on it's front right paw it drags itself in circles, it's rectum popped out of it's bum a bit dropped off now it's gone back in and it's shallow breathing, I dunno what to do except wait it seems to be getting stronger and even meowed 10 mins ago it keeps trying to move about the only time it stays still, is when it's forehead is touching something (currently my crotch)
excuse the grammer and lack of puntuation, it's quite hard typing with one hand whilst using the other to stop a retarded kitten rolling off your lap.
Take it to the vet lisa, it could die :(

[JACKASS2009]

So is sterilisation. Outta the gene pool boy!


but moar lulzy.

[Willow]

It's already dead, it's heart just hasn't stopped yet. :(

[JACKASS2009]

what the hell is with all the sad faces?!?!?

this is an opportunity to unleash the motherfucking fury on a poor defenseless animal, who by judging from the post is as good as dead!

in the blender i say!

[Willow]

But kittens are so innocent & helpless.

If it were a rat, I'd be all for the blender!

[Tilly]

But kittens are so innocent & helpless.

If it were a rat, I'd be all for the blender!

But rats are so innocent & helpless.

If it were a willow, I'd be all for the blender!

[Tilly]

...:D

[Willow]

Ah, c'mon now, thinly veiled it may be, it's still a PA.

[Willow]

:D..

[MontysDouble]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/peachykean76/Weeping20willow20sep_.jpg

Don't you mean woodchipper, ATH?

[Willow]

Monty, that's a beautiful pic! Maybe I can make it my avi?

[JACKASS2009]

wuts the pic got to do with blending kittens?

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT HORRIBLE KITTEN DEATH PEOPLE!

GET WITH THE GOD DAMN PROGRAM GOD DAMNIT!!!

[Tilly]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/peachykean76/Weeping20willow20sep_.jpg

Don't you mean woodchipper, ATH?

Throwing Willow in a woodchipper? You're one sadistic man.

[Tilly]

Ah, c'mon now, thinly veiled it may be, it's still a PA.

So my saying you're not innocent and helpless is a personal attack? :think:

[MontysDouble]

Monty, that's a beautiful pic! Maybe I can make it my avi?I thought so too.

Go ahead.

[Tilly]

Hmmmm...a weeping willow...how fitting.

[MontysDouble]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/peachykean76/Weeping20willow20sep_.jpg

Don't you mean woodchipper, ATH?

Throwing Willow in a woodchipper? You're one sadistic man.

If it were a willow, I'd be all for the blender!

No I'm not, I just need a new cricket bat or two hundred. :thumb:

[MontysDouble]

Ah, c'mon now, thinly veiled it may be, it's still a PA.

If you want to quibble semantics, then it's not a PA: ATH said 'a willow' in his post, not 'Willow.' ;)

[Tilly]

No I'm not, I just need a new cricket bat or two hundred. :thumb:

I like how you tried to highlight the letter a, like it somehow negates any double meaning your comment might have unintentionally had. Guess what, I know a bob, and I know many toms. I also know a willow who you suggested we throw in a woodchipper.

[Willow]

If you want to quibble semantics, then it's not a PA: ATH said 'a willow' in his post, not 'Willow.' ;)Oh, well in that case can I has my infraction reversed?

I said the fucker, not you fucker. :mad:

:thumb:

[JACKASS2009]

.... will you people stop the petty squabbling or i'm going to post pics of death.

[MontysDouble]

I like how you tried to highlight the letter a, like it somehow negates any double meaning your comment might have unintentionally had. Guess what, I know a bob, and I know many toms. I also know a willow who you suggested we throw in a woodchipper.Lower case w in willow: You're talking about a tree ATH, as was I.

/fail :thumb:

.... will you people stop the petty squabbling or i'm going to post pics of death.

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n188/Me_chan_in_wonderland/death.jpg

Peachy keen!

[Tilly]

.... will you people stop the petty squabbling or i'm going to post pics of death.

no.

[Tilly]

Lower case w in willow: You're talking about a tree ATH, as was I.

/fail :thumb:

Fine, we'll play that game. My name isn't ATH, hence you did not direct this comment towards me...or anyone for that matter.

/fail

[MontysDouble]

^^^ Touche.

[_LISA_]

it's still alive maybe it'll survive and just be retarded...good job too...that blender's brand new!!!

[JACKASS2009]

dammit....

[JACKASS2009]

http://images.phpkamele.de/album/Katzen/1181592539-20255Fucktard.jpg

[MontysDouble]

it's still alive maybe it'll survive and just be retarded...good job too...that blender's brand new!!!Maybe it will recover completely.

How many kittens in the litter Lisa? Are you going to keep any?

I like cats- one of the best laughs I ever had was playing with a cat with a fruit box and a shoelace. Stinky was going nuts playing with the lace, and jumped in the box. I closed the lid and dangled the lace outside a little round hole in it- one leg came out the hole and was frantically clawing around after the lace, then the other front leg came out another hole- I was in fits of laughter for at least five minutes. :D

[_LISA_]

Awwwww, yeah they're cute and provide endless lulz we're not keeping any of these there are 6, she's not long had a litter of 5 too. she's rejecting the poorly one she keeps nudging it to the other end of her box.

[Willow]

That's cuz she knows it won't survive, and she wants the ones who will to get all her milk.

[_LISA_]

it's still alive...it's like Robokitty.

[footballbat]

Kitties taste like rabbit.

[Cymru am byth]

it's still alive...it's like Robokitty.

Wring the poor fuckers neck, it's going to die anyway, put it out of it's misery.

[Musicman58]

.... will you people stop the petty squabbling or i'm going to post pics of death.
do it, they're an awesome band.
Kitties taste like rabbit.
:omg:

[_LISA_]

Wring the poor fuckers neck, it's going to die anyway, put it out of it's misery.
I can't, I haven't got the heart or the stomach for it.
he's a lot better today his eyes are back to normal he can walk unstedily but most of the time he lays there screaming occasionally he stretches out and stiffens unable move for a couple of seconds he hasn't eaten or pooed I'm going out now to get him an eye dropper to feed him kitten milk then taking him to the vet in the morning.
didn't sleep a wink last night i had him sleeping under my chin and dozed lightly, at 6 this morning Daisy woke me by nudging my chin out of the way so she could pick him up and put him back...so she's not tatally deserted it, but she still won't let him feed.

[_LISA_]

Turns out Robokitty was a pussy he died today!!!! We buried him in a sugarpuffs box!!!

[Fireball]

...

Uh...

Yeah I got nothing.

[JACKASS2009]

little fucker lasted a while!

[MonsterTruck1977]

Kitties, the only thing they're good at is using them for target practice.

[_LISA_]

little fucker lasted a while!
Yeah I know...4 weeks... I thought he was gonna make it..at least I have one less kitty to get rid of now I mean who would have wanted a retarded one!

[Musicman58]

Kitties, the only thing they're good at is using them for target practice.
they found one in my area I think that had an arrow through it's head, and was still living. they managed to rehabilitate it!!! wtf. whoever shot that arrow was a great shot.

[JACKASS2009]

i'd want the retarded kitten!!

http://images.phpkamele.de/album/Katzen/1181592539-20255Fucktard.jpg

think how fucking awesome a normal cat is, jumping around and being a sneaky bastard.

now think about how goddamn hilarious it would be to see one being all clumsy and constantly fucking up!

especially if you're stoned.

[rubicks]

Yeah I know...4 weeks... I thought he was gonna make it..at least I have one less kitty to get rid of now I mean who would have wanted a retarded one!
he could have been an ace poster on here(rip)

[tammypants]

Lisa, will you please UPS me a kitty?

[_LISA_]

yeah sure dead or alive?

[!NV!CTUS]

yeah sure dead or alive?

eekk.. sick i tell yah.. sick..

dead please :thumb:

[_LISA_]

squashed or beaten?

[ceehound619]

shaddup and show pussy. :omg:

[_LISA_]

I can't...the surgeon kept it!!!!!!

[_LISA_]

no vag lol we posted at the same time!

[!NV!CTUS]

squashed or beaten?

just beaten

mofo you're sick..

/sits in the dark and w8s for the package..