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Vanguard
November 30th, 2006, 08:13 PM
Delhi boy eaten by herd of pigs
A three-year-old boy has been eaten alive by a neighbour's herd of pigs on the outskirts of the Indian capital, Delhi, police say.
The boy, Ajay, strayed from the family home as his parents and other family members were having lunch.

When his mother went to look for him, she found the pigs chewing something and spotted bits of her son's clothing.

She threw stones at the animals but they turned on her. Her screams alerted neighbours who came to her rescue.

'Playing'

Relatives in the village of Samaipur Badli in north-west Delhi told police the boy had been carrying bread, which might have led the animals to attack him.

A senior police official, Manish Aggarwal, said a local man who owned the pigs had been detained for causing death due to negligence.

"Three children were playing outside their house when the incident took place," Mr Aggarwal told the BBC.

"The victim, Ajay, strayed from the area but his parents or relatives were not there to save him since they were having lunch inside their house."

PA
November 30th, 2006, 08:14 PM
pigs are awesome

Quackers
November 30th, 2006, 08:18 PM
Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying 'keep on digging'
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
When you're down in the pig mine
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
You fucked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
You're trying to keep your feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
...!...!...!
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry.

Josh85
November 30th, 2006, 08:22 PM
Oh that is fucking CRAZY man. WTF?

Eaten alive by a heap of pigs ... jesus fucking christ do you know how fucked up that would be? Those things aren't predators so you wouldn't be spared from an agonizing death like you would if a Lion attacked you (neck bite).. they would have eaten the kid alive.

That is so fucked up it's beyond comprehension.. I mean.. looking at it from the little kids perspective.. I can't imagine anything more frightening. Whilst the darker side of me finds that kinda funny and would probably find some entertainment in watching some midgets be eaten alive by pigs, the rest of me feels for the poor kid who would have spent his last moments on this earth in pure terror and agony.

Josh85
November 30th, 2006, 08:23 PM
Do you have the link to the article for this?

Vanguard
November 30th, 2006, 08:29 PM
Do you have the link to the article for this?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/2/hi/south_asia/6195860.stm

crazyjoe
November 30th, 2006, 08:40 PM
Eag pigs, save lives!

tgd_02
November 30th, 2006, 09:32 PM
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AllisterFiend
November 30th, 2006, 09:36 PM
Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in.

In their styes with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking.

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.

:lol: :lol: :roll:

Big Ozzie
December 1st, 2006, 01:27 AM
Pigs and Hogs are Omnivores like a Bear! They will kill and eat ANYTHING that they can catch, especially when locked in a pen.
Entire carcasses of cattle, hide, bones and gut have been consumed (except for part of the skull).
Man, what a way to dispose of a body!
Cheaper than Concrete Overshoes, Eh?

jaba
December 1st, 2006, 02:00 AM
Pigs and Hogs are Omnivores like a Bear! They will kill and eat ANYTHING that they can catch, especially when locked in a pen.
Entire carcasses of cattle, hide, bones and gut have been consumed (except for part of the skull).
Man, what a way to dispose of a body!
Cheaper than Concrete Overshoes, Eh?

Hehehehe! Big Ozzie aka "Brick Top".

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

:mrgreen:

Josh85
December 1st, 2006, 07:30 AM
hmm.. this gives me ideas...

Jack Klompus
December 1st, 2006, 10:10 AM
i bet the piggy was thinking: "oh u want some bacon huh? ill give u some bacon." Bites.

Quackers
December 1st, 2006, 11:26 AM
For anyone who's seen and enjoyed Snatch, I reccomend Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Josh85
December 1st, 2006, 11:37 AM
Eh...

In the end though.. I eat pigs.

Me: 1
Pig hordes: 0

The day of reckoning will come.

Fuck I'm Dead
December 1st, 2006, 05:28 PM
Shit, I feel SO wrong right now...
I had to chuckle when I read that a kid got eaten by pigs... That is so sick and twisted.. It's almost funny :>

PA
December 1st, 2006, 06:05 PM
in the end its survival of the fattest :D

jaba
December 1st, 2006, 06:14 PM
in the end its survival of the fattest :D

Hehehe...don't think I could eat a whole child.... :mrgreen: