View Full Version : Cruel Prank, This is why you do not internet date!
FileCabi.net
February 6th, 2007, 05:22 AM
Cruel Prank, This is why you do not internet date! (http://www.filecabi.net/video/chris-uhtof.html)
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goldenmonkey
February 6th, 2007, 06:09 AM
That was cruel. His friends that set him up should be out there finding their own ladies though. At least he's trying. Clip was far too long as well.
egc
February 6th, 2007, 06:28 AM
The friend who set him up has no game...and apparently nothing better to do in life then to pretend to be a women on-line....stupid fuck probably jerked off while doing it. What and self-important piece of shit.
abbs
February 6th, 2007, 06:33 AM
awww now that was just sad..poor fella:P
Turkeybaster
February 6th, 2007, 06:44 AM
Pretty low. Oh well, maybe they will grow up one day. Oh man that was really low. I don't mind a good razzing from my friends, but that shit is what makes people go postal.
mrpyg
February 6th, 2007, 06:52 AM
Poor lil green man ,im sure after some chicks see this vid he will at least get some out of pity.
SuicideRUN
February 6th, 2007, 07:05 AM
I had friends like that back when I was a teen too. But I wasn't nearly as trusting as he was, so pranks like this one would of never gotten that far.
matango
February 6th, 2007, 07:30 AM
Personally, I find the guy who did the video, with his self- loving poses and retard RnB music much worse than poor Chris.
psycho_terror
February 6th, 2007, 07:44 AM
don't see why everyone is so sympathetic, i mean he went to her house dressed as the hulk for fucks sake.
tilster
February 6th, 2007, 08:26 AM
I skipped most of this nonsense but yeah that goof who set it up looked like more of a dickhead than the prankee. Dude go find some new friends!
^K^
February 6th, 2007, 08:36 AM
Buddy's?.... No fucking way!!
abbs
February 6th, 2007, 08:41 AM
don't see why everyone is so sympathetic, i mean he went to her house dressed as the hulk for fucks sake.
yea i bet u couldn't do it you pussy.
porcelina
February 6th, 2007, 09:29 AM
besides the fact that the video almost made me want to slit my wrists it was so boring, i'm not entirely convinced this wasn't staged.
for one, the kid's not that bad looking, which is why i have trouble believing he's this oober loser who can't get girls. i'd expect a nerdy gamer to pay a little less attention to his physical appearance. two, his friends are even BIGGER losers for running with this joke for so long and putting -this- much effort into it. the ends definately don't justify the means. i give it 1/8 of a star.
(EDIT: why are they playing lyriced music over the asian kid's dialogue? poor video editing. he gets an "F" for digital video production.)
porcelina
February 6th, 2007, 09:33 AM
Personally, I find the guy who did the video, with his self- loving poses and retard RnB music much worse than poor Chris.
nooo! thats not retard RnB! it's wierd al yankovich. represeenttt.
renalygab
February 6th, 2007, 11:37 AM
I think these dudes need to get a life and maybe get laid,also pay backs are a bitch,so if your buddy is wearing a trench coat run!!!
Bored Lurker
February 6th, 2007, 12:16 PM
Anyone who watched all of it is a loser. Holygoddamn seven minutes?! :eek:
brownbearclan
February 6th, 2007, 12:26 PM
This clip sucked for so many reasons. 1- Playing Weird Al when you were trying to hear the dipshit talk 2- Bad camera footage (as usual) 3- Stupid ass content.
And like other posters mentioned, at least the dude is trying. Meanwhile his buddies probably sit around and pound each others pud while they go around calling everyone fags.
md_nc
February 6th, 2007, 12:27 PM
There are 2 sides to this:
A) You have to be stupid to meet up with someone on the Internet without knowing they aren't fake. Its not that hard to spot fake profile.
B) It was a cruel prank to do to a "friend".
I will have to say I'm on side A for this one. I feel for the kid, it must suck. However, on the Internet there is no room to be stupid when giving out information and meeting with people. I can think of many times someone tried to meet up with me with a fake profile, and im sure its happened to alot out there.
But fake profiles are easy to catch. 1.) Few pics and low res 2.) Small amount of friends 3.) Lack personal of comments by friends, like "hey good to see you last night" or "hows the new job going". 4.) Look on their friends pages to see if they comment, if not its fake.
We work with detectives to find these predators out there. Its scary to know how many are just in our local area alone. Maybe this will help kids be more safe online. Its a new world out there, think and be safe.
kingjohn
February 6th, 2007, 01:11 PM
Yee gods that was boring. His friends are all sad lowlife cunts and need to be taught a lesson.
hi
February 6th, 2007, 01:26 PM
I love the irony of the video title with the ads on the main page. :1orglaugh:
PA
February 6th, 2007, 02:15 PM
call me an ass, but i found it funny.:1orglaugh:
yet at the same time i did feel sorrow for the guy.:(
this is what technology brings...
sickfish89
February 6th, 2007, 02:47 PM
hahaha thats hilarious......"im heather".......lol....this teaches u to not trust nething on the internet
nightstrobe
February 6th, 2007, 02:51 PM
well,there goes seven minutes and twewnty three seconds ill never get back. wasnt even slightly funny.
Wrecktangle
February 6th, 2007, 03:31 PM
That was beyond fucked up. If this guy were a real friend, he'd have sat him down, over a couple of beers or something, and told him straight to his face that he thought him constantly trying to pick up women via the internet was lame. Instead he takes advantage of him and pulls this lame ass prank, completely humiliating him.
I hope dude is watching his back. Karma is a motherfucker!
Darksyde
February 6th, 2007, 03:45 PM
not cool, just..not cool
matango
February 6th, 2007, 04:00 PM
nooo! thats not retard RnB! it's wierd al yankovich. represeenttt.
Aaah. So it was a retard making an impression of music for retards.
wilcoholic
February 6th, 2007, 04:27 PM
that shit is too small to read
Dosage
February 6th, 2007, 04:41 PM
That was a whole lot of buildup for nothing. If they really wanted to get him good, they could have at least hired a tranny prostitute and had her (him?) sit in the bedroom with the lights off and start making out with the guy. Then when the kid felt her weiner, that would have been funny. This shit is just lame.
onlyonedj
February 6th, 2007, 05:10 PM
Thats out of order
here's his myspace:http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=38048511
DandruffBGone
February 6th, 2007, 05:29 PM
I skipped most of this nonsense but yeah that goof who set it up looked like more of a dickhead than the prankee. Dude go find some new friends!
Word.^^^ With "friends" like this who needs enemies? Not funny.
manii
February 6th, 2007, 05:38 PM
don't see why everyone is so sympathetic, i mean he went to her house dressed as the hulk for fucks sake.
What? u mean to tell me you never went to to meet a girl you've never met before dressed up as a Hulk? :1bluewinky:
no but seriously the whole thing was fuckin lame especially that " I am Heather....No I am Heather" part...nerds
bglover65
February 6th, 2007, 05:45 PM
How can you call this dude your friend and you trying to demolish him like that. SO what he like internet pussy, to each his own. Besides, this look more like an intervention than a prank. The sickside of me is laughing his ass off because that is a definite goto play for the rip session. Way too much effort though.
wannabe me
February 6th, 2007, 05:58 PM
I hope, for his sake, that guy is a computer whiz, because if he's not, I don't see what use his life is to anybody for anything. That song was very apt in this case. He makes Weird Al look normal. (I mean the prankster)
99killersushi99
February 6th, 2007, 09:11 PM
Chris is now going to be the heartbroken guy that all the girls will want to give him a big hug!! So rice for brains asian kid is going to take his online woman impression to find another loser dude and have more cyber sex with and find out he likes to talk to men very much. In the end Chris will get all the pity poon and D.J. Jizz Jockey will be waiting in the rest stop bathroom for his next love connection he met online. As for the rest of the guys...well look at them they enjoy long "frag" sessions online with other guys that sit in front of their computer and play Halo all night instead of getting laid.
eaceu
February 6th, 2007, 10:31 PM
Nice friend. Well, someone just dont got better things to do.
SolarBear
February 6th, 2007, 10:57 PM
Okay, this would have been funny if it had been done as just some prank & nothing more. But no, they had to try to make a life lesson out of it. Like they're actually doing him a favor with this, and he's supposed to be grateful to them for it. "Say something, dude. What do you have to say about this?" What in the Green Hell do you fuckers think he has to say about it? Then that self-important little pole smoker at the end goes, "Chris, this teaches you a lesson, right?" Yeah, it teaches him a lesson, jackass. It teaches him never to believe another thing you say. I hope the guy who said that dies of something inoperable, that takes a long time.
bullfest
February 7th, 2007, 07:44 AM
This smells of fakeness
loadrunner
February 7th, 2007, 07:56 AM
Only a real lozer would go for a prank like this. :
"Oh I am Annie, I know you for about 12 ours, and I have no picture of you. wanna come to me tonight? "
whahaha lol :1orglaugh:
Rav
February 7th, 2007, 09:57 AM
HAHAHA oh shit man that dude chris got fuckin crushed!!
I know a couple people like that, totally obsessed with cyber-chicks and MSN relationships, I've talked to them about it tried to help them as I could you know friend to friend, I've sat down with them had a couple drinks a few spliffs etc told em that theyre taking it to an obsessive level and need interaction with real chicks. The message doesnt seem to get through and people get so used to being online and shit and create their social world via internet...kinda sick...open your eyes dudes
I mean come on dude'ses got shrines of chick's pictures off myspace, hi5, faceparty etc photoshopped up and shit, kinda pathetic...
But for the vid
shit- editing
sound and quality bit naff
for content- did he really piss his pants HAHAHAAHAHA shit man...real harsh
cet30048
February 7th, 2007, 02:09 PM
This was great, thats what that retard gets. Anyone who seriously uses the internet to find a relationship is usually pathetic, especially any assclown that uses MySpace.. the easiest site to use when it comes to pretending to be a woman. Everyone who thought that was messed up probably dates a girl who lives 100 miles away. Weiners. That was funny though, they made it like an intervention, which it was, any loser who believes relationships are talking to some hooker online/via myspace or any other internet communication method has no idea how stupid they look whenever they're parents/friends ask to meet them and they have to explain how technically advanced they are to e-Fuck some bitch through AIM.
Makaveli
February 7th, 2007, 03:44 PM
don't see why everyone is so sympathetic, i mean he went to her house dressed as the hulk for fucks sake.
lol i agree. i got this friend (more of i fucking hate him) who i know has to be worse then this kid, and this just opened up a world of opportunity. ill prolly document it but not video tape it. either way ill post it up for u guys
Dosage
February 7th, 2007, 08:49 PM
This was great, thats what that retard gets. Anyone who seriously uses the internet to find a relationship is usually pathetic, especially any assclown that uses MySpace.. the easiest site to use when it comes to pretending to be a woman. Everyone who thought that was messed up probably dates a girl who lives 100 miles away. Weiners. That was funny though, they made it like an intervention, which it was, any loser who believes relationships are talking to some hooker online/via myspace or any other internet communication method has no idea how stupid they look whenever they're parents/friends ask to meet them and they have to explain how technically advanced they are to e-Fuck some bitch through AIM.
Sounds like you've got some experience in pretending to be a woman. Tried out a lot of sites, have you? And what the hell is that comment that I put in bold supposed to mean, anyway? I live with my girlfriend, and I thought it was pretty fucked up. And on the contrary, I know several people, actually, who are in real relationships with people they met on the internet. A friend of mine actually married a girl he met online, and they are very happy.
DandruffBGone
February 7th, 2007, 11:36 PM
Sounds like you've got some experience in pretending to be a woman. Tried out a lot of sites, have you? And what the hell is that comment that I put in bold supposed to mean, anyway? I live with my girlfriend, and I thought it was pretty fucked up. And on the contrary, I know several people, actually, who are in real relationships with people they met on the internet. A friend of mine actually married a girl he met online, and they are very happy.
Me too. This is a technological age cet30048.
macca007
February 8th, 2007, 04:36 AM
I hope this is fake, Dip shits who pull stunts like this end up having short life spans.
The guy could have gone postal on the spot(I would have), Or secondly that pent up aggression will be eventually released upon the world with catastrophic circumstances in some way/shape or form!
Karma will catch up with these idiots.
As for him trying to meet some female companions on the net, Good on him. I have a friend who met someone online and ended up marrying an asian cutie a while back, They are now a happy couple, It's better than trying to pick up at night clubs as you already know stuff about the person(Likes/dislikes) and can find someone who shares common interests.
It's only let down(internet dating) is low life dickweeds who pull lame arse shit like this, THINK twice before acting next time, Because if that video is real the guy could be scarred mentally from a prank like this!
P.S. -Thank your lucky stars it wasn't me you pranked, ALL and I mean ALL you weak pricks in that video would have busted noses/jaws! :mad2:
rbmoore
February 8th, 2007, 09:36 AM
I hope this is fake, Dip shits who pull stunts like this end up having short life spans.
The guy could have gone postal on the spot(I would have), Or secondly that pent up aggression will be eventually released upon the world with catastrophic circumstances in some way/shape or form!
Karma will catch up with these idiots.
As for him trying to meet some female companions on the net, Good on him. I have a friend who met someone online and ended up marrying an asian cutie a while back, They are now a happy couple, It's better than trying to pick up at night clubs as you already know stuff about the person(Likes/dislikes) and can find someone who shares common interests.
It's only let down(internet dating) is low life dickweeds who pull lame arse shit like this, THINK twice before acting next time, Because if that video is real the guy could be scarred mentally from a prank like this!
P.S. -Thank your lucky stars it wasn't me you pranked, ALL and I mean ALL you weak pricks in that video would have busted noses/jaws! :mad2:
STFU U VAG! anyone can sound like a hard ass on the internet.
Back to the video i thought it was hilarious!..
psycho_terror
February 8th, 2007, 02:22 PM
yea i bet u couldn't do it you pussy.
it's not a case of a lack of balls, more a surplus of braincells.
anniegoat
February 8th, 2007, 02:25 PM
This is just a bit too mean to be funny. These guy will probably look back and regret this some day.
Dosage
February 8th, 2007, 06:18 PM
This is just a bit too mean to be funny. These guy will probably look back and regret this some day.
The really sad part is that he probably won't. And the other kid will end up killing people in a local fast food restaurant on the way to killing his supervisor, when really he just wants to shoot the dumb prick with no life who spent months plotting out this elaborately lame scheme.
ICE420
February 10th, 2007, 05:41 AM
The guy that set it up is an idiot full . . But to go to a birds house that you have never seen in the flesh before ,painted by you MA as The Hulk ????? , punishable by death bought on by humiliation.
I really hope this IS a fake, because to have 2 brain dead people like this knowing each other is dangerous, you never know, they might mate and have moron offspring.
killer_damocles
February 10th, 2007, 09:59 PM
I think that that was a pretty shitty thing to do. If that was me i would have tried to punch out as many of them as possible. Mind you he seemed like a bit of a dick. He just sat there and took all the abuse and even explained his costume and shit. Mind you, he's one of these fuckwits that thinks it's cool to wear your pants below your underwear. I FUCKIN HATE CUNTS WHO DO THAT!
DONT MAKE ME ANGRY, YOU DONT WANNA SEE ME ANGRY!
autograph
February 12th, 2007, 10:09 PM
It was just dumb.
Axis
February 14th, 2007, 08:58 AM
no sympathy ftw
Blossomus
February 20th, 2007, 09:38 PM
I want my 7 min. back. Crappy editing, crappy music--what more could you hate about it? Kid probably killed himself that night or shortly after he found out this epic was on the internet.
kyung0817
February 25th, 2007, 02:52 PM
Word.^^^ With "friends" like this who needs enemies? Not funny.
buddy, please take the scottish thistle off your comments, you are only embarrassing your country
sabutai1
February 25th, 2007, 03:01 PM
stupid video
Blackmagic
March 16th, 2007, 04:39 PM
That was cruel. His friends that set him up should be out there finding their own ladies though. At least he's trying. Clip was far too long as well.
Are you fucking joking.
Hes looking for pussy ON THE INTERNET.
I can somehow see you as the kind of guy who sees cybersex as a turn on and spends hours on the computer in the endless quest of adding yet more people to your myspace friends list.
Seriously, some people need to step outside, take in real life and remember why it is that everyone is laughing at them.
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