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Big Ozzie
April 15th, 2007, 03:10 PM
Judge says local suspect will stand trial for sodomy

Saturday, February 24, 2007
By CRYSTAL HARMONTIMES WRITER

Bay County Circuit Judge Joseph K. Sheeran ruled Friday that even though Michigan law does not explicitly define sex with a dead dog as a crime, charges against a Saginaw man will stand.

Sheeran set a trial date of May 8 for the trial, when Ronald E. Kuch, 45, of Saginaw will face charges of sodomy, indecent exposure and resisting and obstructing an Animal Control officer. If convicted of either of the first two charges, Kuch will then have a hearing on May 30, at which Sheeran will determine whether Kuch is a ''sexually delinquent person.'' If so, the judge could sentence Kuch to prison for any amount of time, from one day to a year, on top of the sentence from the initial charges, which carry up to 15 years in prison.

Kuch's defense attorney, Kathryn Fehrman, argued that Michigan's statute on sodomy and bestiality is vague and does not outlaw sex with a dead dog. Kuch is accused of sexual contact with the carcass of his girlfriend's dog on Oct. 20, about a week after the animal had been hit by a car. The alleged crime occurred near the Forest Day Care Center, 2169 W. Midland Road, on a school day. The teacher was leading an Animal Control officer to the dead dog so he could dispose of it when the pair discovered Kuch, who allegedly scuffled with the officer before fleeing into the woods.

Haseknumber39
April 15th, 2007, 03:41 PM
Why would someone shag a dog?

Big Ozzie
April 15th, 2007, 03:57 PM
Why would someone shag a dog?

I dunno...I've been told that I shagged some real dogs before.
But I mustav been pretty drunk 'cause I don't remember.
'Cept one, I woke up next to her and we were both naked...I got the Hell outta there fast! Dressing while I drove!
Then I realized that we were at my house and had to hide until she left!
I guess the one in this news story didn't complain much.

Cymru am byth
April 15th, 2007, 04:09 PM
Why would someone shag a dog?

i look around Cardiff on a saturday night an ask the same question:1orglaugh:

The Joker
April 15th, 2007, 04:37 PM
dayyum...i wonder what it feels like ....going from a human pussy to a dog pussy...EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWW

Cymru am byth
April 15th, 2007, 05:51 PM
dayyum...i wonder what it feels like ....going from a human pussy to a dog pussy...EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWW

Who said he was in the dogs pussy????:eek: It wasn't you was it Joker?:1orglaugh:

nightstrobe
April 15th, 2007, 07:02 PM
dayyum...i wonder what it feels like ....going from a human pussy to a dog pussy...EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWW

it was sodomy,that means in the ass. and now u know,and knowing is half the battle, GI JOE!:xyxthumbs:

nightstrobe
April 15th, 2007, 07:05 PM
it wasnt even animal cruelty,he just diddnt wanna give up his cold fuckbuddy.

but it was in public,if theyre charging him with indecent exposure.. and thats just HILARIOUS! what a freakjob,bad enough to fuck a dead dog,but in public?!

The Joker
April 15th, 2007, 07:33 PM
bad enough to fuck a dead dog,but in public?!

Now that would be a site to see:1orglaugh::1orglaugh:

Heero Valentine
April 16th, 2007, 03:55 AM
he was just trying to give the dog heart massage.

dem that would really suck if you're this guy's lawyer...
how can you ever explain that this is just nothing...

Josh85
April 19th, 2007, 03:35 AM
OHHH MY GAWWWD that guy is sick.

fuck.. nothing wrong with fucking dead people but dead DOGS?? wtf??

Raidenator
April 19th, 2007, 04:30 AM
I dunno...I've been told that I shagged some real dogs before.
But I mustav been pretty drunk 'cause I don't remember.
'Cept one, I woke up next to her and we were both naked...I got the Hell outta there fast! Dressing while I drove!
Then I realized that we were at my house and had to hide until she left!
I guess the one in this news story didn't complain much.

Did she end up being your wife?

Big Ozzie
April 19th, 2007, 08:21 AM
Did she end up being your wife?

No Raid,
IMO all of my wives were quite attractive.
But beauty IS in the eyes of the beholder, isn't it?
I never would rate someone I was attracted to by their looks...
many people make up for being "average" or "homely" by
being a very nice and giving person who's inner beauty outshines
what is viewed from the outside.
Being an "average Joe" I would find it hard to have an extended
relationship with an extremely beautiful woman.
The competition that I would have would be tremendous,
I would rather be happy with an average looking DEVOTED woman!

loadrunner
April 19th, 2007, 12:20 PM
doing a cold dog, oh thats disgusting.

travelman
April 21st, 2007, 07:10 AM
i think he came round looking for his ex-girlfriend, and when he didnt find her, he "took" whatever he could :eek7:

TomasUli
April 21st, 2007, 10:05 AM
wow, he got a female lawyer to defend him.... lmao, that's probably gonna be the last woman he has a close relationship with... for a long, looooong time.