Fat Guy Nation: Girl or Food?!

[FileCabi.net]

Fat Guy Nation: Girl or Food?! (http://www.filecabi.net/video/girl_or_food.html)

[Abstract]

Is it just me or the vid gets interrupted in the middle by F****** ADVERTISING? I can't see the rest :(

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

That was kinda funny. I'd probably pick the food if I was hungry, that looked like a pretty weak lap dance.

[Omigosh]

Yea the lapdance looks pretty poor. I'm skinny and I'd take the burger.

[j7wild]

that is no lap dance

a lap dance requires the girl to get naked or at least topless and she must be wearing a g-string or a thong

I am not Fat and I will not give up my food for that weak ass excuse of a lap dance

now if she was to come to my house for a private show...

[Jegar]

Apparantly there was some more fat guys here on the forums 8-)

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

Actually, it was the less fat guys that took the food. See, I think a fatty will choose the lapdance, so they don't feel shamed for being such a slob.

[lithus]

Anyone who said they'd pick the food is either lying or a closet queen. You can buy food ANYTIME, shit you could buy another meal right after the lap dance. But seriously, how often do you get an opportunity to get a lapdance (however poor) by a Penthouse playmate? Never, that's how.:arcadefreak:

[sfoan]

No matter how weak the lap dance is, it's a Penthouse Playmate! However, I did find it a little odd, that a playmate would have little to no skills at lap dancing.

[broggi]

i'd take neither out of spite.

[producerflie]

i'd take neither out of spite.

lol

i don't know why that made me laugh

[earliodookie]

did you guys notice that the last fat guy they asked was doing the numa numa dance when he was getting the lap dance.

all fat guys dance the same?

[Rezoh]

I'd pick the girl and after the dance I'd go buy more food :xyxthumbs:

[Raidenator]

I'll take the food and go bang my girlfriend rather than get a weak lapdance from the chick. Her lapdance isn't worth the wasted 5$. I am hungry now though.

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

all fat guys dance the same?

That's an interesting theory. Now that I think about it, you're right. They do all dance the same. The only variable would be them sitting down or standing up while doing a fat guy dance. :1orglaugh:

[brownbearclan]

Lol pretty funny clip. See my original thoughts were that everyone would choose the girl because hell you can go buy another burger any time. Pick the girl morons lol!

And no, we don't all dance the same as I dance particularly awesome! (dorky)

[UnregisteredSexOffender]

And no, we don't all dance the same as I dance particularly awesome! (dorky)

:1orglaugh: I wouldn't know if I'm an awesome dancer or not, because I refuse to. Unless I get good and tanked first, but then I don't remember dancing.

[Cliffy1013]

Solution:
Buy a small fries
Go there... get the lapdance
Then go back and get a double big combo with extra large fries.

[Adeptus]

id take the food. unless i was getting REAL action.

[jmantalbot]

Fuck, what fat asses. I can't imagine taking the food. Maybe they have girlfriends, I have woke up after a night at the strip club and felt guilty as hell. Almost like I cheated on my girlfriend even though I told her I was going.

[BleedingHeart23]

The ones who took the food were either gay, or had girlfriends. This sounds like a really good scam to get free food.

[Omigosh]

And the ones who choose the "lapdance" (If you can call it that) are virgins.

[Monstermash]

Actually, it was the less fat guys that took the food. See, I think a fatty will choose the lapdance, so they don't feel shamed for being such a slob.

Yeau that's probably something they did'nt count on as a contributing factor. I'm fat, as someone else said you can get food anytime, a lap dance is something else. There is the pressure though, especially if everyone is watching you and you say 'No' I'll take the food they could say oh you like the food more fattie or 'No - oh you don't want her to lapdance 'cause your a fag' or something like that :D

[Omigosh]

What lapdance? All she does is sit on your lap and smile.

[gitano71]

[B]i dont care if its a crapppy lapdance.
my food would be in the box. then again i am not one of those fat fuckin bastards.

[Oni-Neko]

Food definitely. At 130 lbs. I need all I can get.

[S14DGENER8]

did you guys notice that the last fat guy they asked was doing the numa numa dance when he was getting the lap dance.

all fat guys dance the same?
lmao

[bigrob_bitches]

psh i'd rather have a burger than have a chick just sit on my lap...

[Nature Boy]

I'll take the lapdance then go back in the door and buy another meal to go.

[ICE420]

I´d have picked the Lap _Dance and then been very upset, what a shit lapdance, my grandmother could do a better lapdance and she´s been dead for 3 years.

[Taurino]

Nah fuk that I would rather take my food than that shitty lap dance, ANY lap dance period unless the ho wanted me to hit.